The Sheep Pen

[Nickdfresh]

Wow, look at Carl go! He really can run down sheep with a chainsaw at full gallup!

[Rikk]

Just a reminder for this Thursday, boys.

Nick, this time make sure the band gets paid.

[Nickdfresh]

Fuck that Rikk! IF they don't play my LOVERBOY request like last time...They'll never see their money!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Fuck that Rikk! IF they don't play my LOVERBOY request like last time...They'll never see their money!

THAT'S A LIE!! They played an excellent rendition of HOT GIRLS IN LOVE last time that was enjoyed by all!!

You're just mad that they didn't actually play COPACABANA before closing time.

This attitude is being noted, Nick. I've already let Carl know that you've been acting up, and he's building a custom new saw for you...just in case.

[Nickdfresh]

I know CARL agrees with ME! Why he told me that he wanted to hear "WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND" last week and these pansies were too busy playing "Mandy" whilst they cried on stage...DISGUSTING!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I know CARL agrees with ME! Why he told me that he wanted to hear "WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND" last week and these pansies were too busy playing "Mandy" whilst they cried on stage...DISGUSTING!

HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT CARL IS THINKING???

I refer to SHEEP PEN RULE BOOK: RULE #468b..."Never assume what Carl is thinking."

I stated clearly that I want seven verstions of MANDY in a row for the second set. That's it for the second set. Nothing more. And if you don't like it, you can take it up with MR. PICKELS. This was his request.

[Nickdfresh]

C'mon Rikk! Seven versions, you know Mr. Pickles is so crushed by the fourth song anyways, he so hopped up on catnip speed balls and Jimmy Bean!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
C'mon Rikk! Seven versions, you know Mr. Pickles is so crushed by the fourth song anyways, he so hopped up on catnip speed balls and Jimmy Bean!

How dare you keep insulting Mr. Pickels like that??

If there is one cat that can hold his liquor, it's Mr. Pickels.

I believe you're going to have one angry puddy-tat after you later when he wakes up from his fourteenth hour of sleep for the day.

I hate you, Nick. I hate you so much, it makes me so angry!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
How dare you keep insulting Mr. Pickels like that??

If there is one cat that can hold his liquor, it's Mr. Pickels.

I believe you're going to have one angry puddy-tat after you later when he wakes up from his fourteenth hour of sleep for the day.

I hate you, Nick. I hate you so much, it makes me so angry!

Listen RIKK! Ive seen him go through a bottle of BEAM and half a box of Catnip. He has a problem Rikk! He misses the little pussy that left him! Then he develpoed a crush on Ally_Kat and had his little heartbroken there when he found out she's getting married!

But YOU! You just enable him! You just feed his addictions! Why do you think he gets so wasted and howls during MANDY? It's a cry for help Rikk!

[Nickdfresh]

The concert has started!

[Nickdfresh]

Wow! The SHEEP PEN band put on some killer renditions of "COPACABANA," "I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE," "JESSE'S GIRL," "MANDY" (X7), "SATURDAY NIGHT," "TAKE IT ON THE RUN," "KEEP ON LOVIN' YOU," "SISTER CHRISTIAN," "WHEN IT'S LOVE" (the SHEEP nearly destroyed the place over that one!) "WE BUILT THIS CITY," "FROM A DISTANCE" (the SHEEP really seemed to enjoy that one too! I wonder why?), "BARBIE GIRL," "SHE BANGS!, "I'M TOO SEXY," "MY HEART WILL GO ON," and of course they rocked the joint by closing with "EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND!" They were awesome! Yes Rikk, I did pay them most of the money with deductions for all the Merlot they drank!

[Matt White]

Yup, MANDY does Mr. Pickels in EVERY time!

[bueno bob]

OOOH!! Concert time!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Well first of all, I want to apologize for my absence the last couple of months. I've barely been posting here(mostly because I'm constantly pulling Biff outta the strip clubs, and helping him pay off all his child suport payments.....he loves him some bitches....drunk ass motherucker), and my torture chamber is now littered with Matts Chippendales posters. Sick fuck! Well, let me get right to it..........I propose we throw zappa73 into the pen this week. I've only read a few of the guys posts today, but he's clearly following the Sheep pattern. Start with some mild praise of Dave.........then whip out the old "I like Dave better, BUT" then it descends into full on Hagar butt love! This fucker needs the "treatment" and Merle's got an itchy trigger finger this week.........

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Wow! The SHEEP PEN band put on some killer renditions of "COPACABANA," "I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE," "JESSE'S GIRL," "MANDY" (X7), "SATURDAY NIGHT," "TAKE IT ON THE RUN," "KEEP ON LOVIN' YOU," "SISTER CHRISTIAN," "WHEN IT'S LOVE" (the SHEEP nearly destroyed the place over that one!) "WE BUILT THIS CITY," "FROM A DISTANCE" (the SHEEP really seemed to enjoy that one too! I wonder why?), "BARBIE GIRL," "SHE BANGS!, "I'M TOO SEXY," "MY HEART WILL GO ON," and of course they rocked the joint by closing with "EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND!" They were awesome! Yes Rikk, I did pay them most of the money with deductions for all the Merlot they drank!

God bless the SHEEP PEN BAND. I hope EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND sounded good. Too bad I was busy pulling out my inside ass hairs and watching a re-run of the GONG SHOW.