Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?
Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?
You Beast.Originally Posted by binnie
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
It's So True,Watch Where You Are Walking Helps Too.Dan is ALWAYS up for a booty call. Why do you think he runs around with his pants off all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not for fashion. Holding little Dan?
I thought Dan was just a naturalist.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
ugh,There is a Van Hagar fan at my work.GAWD he is an ass
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
I can honestly say that I can't ever remember meeting a Van Hagar fan in real life.
I must be lucky.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Oh they exist, annoyingly so.
I do recall seeing someone wearing a Van Hagar T-Shirt outside Asda once. That was a lowpoint of my life. Van Hagar + the only place in the world to ever ID me = abject misery.
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
The only place to EVER ID you?
Did you have a full beard at 14 or something?
How Very Rude.
HA! You rascal...
No...but I always looked significantly older growing up. Also, knew someone who worked in Bargain Booze. That helped.
Ironically, the IDing only happened just before last Christmas. Apparently, you have to look 47 to buy beer now. Well, 25. But its no more ridiculous than looking 47. Bottom line: do I look 17? No. I fucking don't.
Not long after I decided to stand in the alcohol aisle and whenever a staff member who doesn't look 25 walks into the aisle I'll stop them and ask to see their ID. If they don't carry ID because they've never been ID'd before, I'd ask them to leave because I didn't feel comfortable and the customer is always right. I'm not allowed back in there now. Dunno if its a worldwide ban or just that branch, though.
Getting banned from ASDA?
That's like a lower form of ASBO Shaun - genius.
I now picture you in a tracksuit (tucked into your socks, naturally) with 17 ricket-infested children running around as you try to follow Britain's Got Talent
How Dare They.
True Story,Many Moons Ago When I Was 30.Went To Our Local Supermarket To Buy Some Beer And This Young Punk Ask Me For ID.I'm Like WTF?Do I Look 18 To You?,It Doesnt Help If You Walk You Clean-shaven And A Wearing Shorts and A T-shirt.
The Sign Reads,If You Look Under 25 Then They Will Ask You For ID.Drinking Age Is 18 Years Old.
Maybe It's Cos The Sheep Pen Crew Are That Damn Young And Sexy.
Maybe it's Hagar fans trying to stop our fun.
CUNTSPIRACY I say! CUNTSPIRACY!
Thanks for that touching tribute. For the record, when I inevitably come to power and establish my reich, tracksuits will be outlawed.Getting banned from ASDA?
That's like a lower form of ASBO Shaun - genius.
I now picture you in a tracksuit (tucked into your socks, naturally) with 17 ricket-infested children running around as you try to follow Britain's Got Talent
Although, it IS possible that I have 17 children, given my behaviour since the advent of Twilight (apparently, I'm a dead ringer for The Patz...it's worked to my advantage). I've not been told about them, though.
*Post-Montrose Hagar will also be outlawed and he shall be banned from entering our cuntry.
Young,Dumb And Full Of Cum.
When the inevitable Sheep Pen Poetry Book is published...I say we open with that one...Young,Dumb And Full Of Cum.
Agree,I Will Be On Stage First.
Books go on stage? Man, I forgot how forward-thinking The Pen was.
Call It,"The Sheep Pen Pants Off Poetry Tour".
Opening act:Call It,"The Sheep Pen Pants Off Poetry Tour".
Damn.
He was there AGAIN!!!!!
Perhaps tomorrow i will have to have words
Give him this pic...
Or this one...
Yes,Yes and Yes.
To Hagar I'd say No, No and No.
To Candy Girl I Would say,Give Me Some Candy,Please.
What do I get in return?
A Big Hug And Happy Mother's Day To You.
happy mother's day to all RothArmy moms!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
To all the Mom's I have loved before (and to some in the future):
Happy Mother's Day!
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
How Very Rude.
Breasts
Damn.
Cute blonde chick with a nice pussy
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