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    The following 20 minutes of unchained volume is for The Sheep Pen.
    Planes on approach to Dulles add a nice touch to the jammage.

    =VH= bitches!

    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

    OWWWWW
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    Damn It,I Broke the Sheep Pen Radio.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    The following is a few minutes from an interview I conducted with Michael Anthony at the conclusion of the 2004 "Fleece the Sheep" tour, and it's relevant.

    BB: "Thanks for taking the time to sit down and talk with me, Mike. I know this must be a busy time for you now."
    MA: (Silence)..."Uh, yeah! No problem!"
    BB: "So, would you say the new tour was a success?"
    MA: "BEST ONE EVER!"
    BB (Silence)
    MA: "Um, we're thinking about a live album too!"
    BB: "Well, well. A second live album with Hagar. Is that because of the set list being so vastly different?"
    MA: "Oh, that's definitely a big part. We added Unchained and Runnin' With the Devil..."
    BB: "Sam's singing on both tracks?"
    MA: "Well, Sam and I kinda trade off, it's pretty loose between us."
    BB: "Yes, I'm sure there's lots of loose between you two. So...Sam's not really singing lead on Dave's stuff, then?"
    MA: "Well, it's like a party type atmosphere, and Wolfgang comes out and plays 316, too!"
    BB: "So we get a kid playing a basic structured guitar piece, you singing Runnin' With the Devil and maybe Unchained, other than that....?"
    MA: "Well, Sam does solo stuff, and we've got a few covers and Up for Breakfast, It's About Time..."
    BB: "Mmm-hmm. I'm sure the audience will just eat it up. So what's next for Van Halen? Many rumors are circulating right now that Hagar's already left/quit/fired...any comment?"
    MA: "Oh, well, rumors are rumors. The final chapter of Van Halen has yet to be written, but trust me, it'll be written with Sammy Hagar."
    BB: "You should get into another field. Hagar's gotta subsidize so he's went onto tequila. How about you?"
    MA: "Well, I do like BBQ..."
    BB: "As evidenced. You should just do hot sauce or something. Maybe hairplugs, or a Jenny Craig endorsement."
    MA: "Um...are you suggesting something?"
    BB: "Uh, yeah. Dave or the grave, you chicken-assed club footed mongoloid morphodite motherfucker. Thanks for your time, and best of luck with whatever that band is..."

    ...So I guess Chickenfoot worked better than "The Chicken-Assed Club Footed Mongoloid Morphodite Motherfuckers".

    I try.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    HA!!!!


    He should have gone with the Hair Plugs!!!

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    The Force Is Strong In The Sheep Pen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Damn It,I Broke the Sheep Pen Radio.
    Time for a new one... sheep piss really rots the speakers out.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    The smell of sheep pee over at Blabbermouth this morning is nigh unfathomable...nice to see that the sheep have remained dormant; may actually give us something to do here in the near future...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    MA: "Um...are you suggesting something?"
    BB: "Uh, yeah. Dave or the grave, you chicken-assed club footed mongoloid morphodite motherfucker. Thanks for your time, and best of luck with whatever that band is..."



    Love it.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    All things being even...again, I'm volunteering my services not only as Van Halen's new permanent bassist, but also as Dave's wardrobe agent. All the stuff I've seen out of him lately has been...just a wee bit bizarre.

    Just sayin'.

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    HA!!!

    I'm angling to be SHEMP's body gaurd..........

    After that 3 Stooges movies hits......

    He'll be swamped with PUSSY........

    I'll be there to help the old preacher man out...ride "shot-gun" for 'em.....deal with the "Skanks & Hos".........................

    Oh HELL YEAH....bring on the 2012 HIDE THE POLISH SAUSAGE TOUR!!!!

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    HA!!!


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    Shemp just didn't have the tough guy look... Now Festus had the look and was quite the lady's man too...


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    I sure hope we get some sheep in this shithole to kick around.

    My fingers are itchy...

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    I hear that................


    makes me "pine" for the "good-ol-days" when we could post in every thread in MAIN just to kick the shit around...........


    THE DUMP too.....when Grimmy would Carpet-Spam every thread.....numerous times a day..................


    ahhhhhhh.....to be "young and carefree"

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    Amen to that, brother Matt.

    Any word on the whereabouts of Sir Grimsdale??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    All things being even...again, I'm volunteering my services not only as Van Halen's new permanent bassist, but also as Dave's wardrobe agent. All the stuff I've seen out of him lately has been...just a wee bit bizarre.

    Just sayin'.
    Well, at least Roth isn't dressing like Krutsy The Clown circa the 2002 Sam & Dave Show anymore
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Amen to that, brother Matt.

    Any word on the whereabouts of Sir Grimsdale??
    Honestly...I think he joined the CIRCUS....or Foreign Legion

    The WOOFTER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    I sure hope we get some sheep in this shithole to kick around.

    My fingers are itchy...
    Maybe Some Cream Will help That.

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    Anyone Seen My Axe?
    Last edited by Dan; 01-30-2012 at 10:45 PM. Reason: Sharp Mean Looking Mother Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Amen to that, brother Matt.

    Any word on the whereabouts of Sir Grimsdale??
    He may have encountered a terrible fate... like growing up... gasp... say it ain't so...

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    Fun fact

    I was reading the Farmers Almanac this morning and noticed that a female sheep that goes in to heat is commonly referred to as a HEATER

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    Funny...and I'm all for taking some shots at our friend HEATER.

    But is it MAIN-worthy????
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    He may have encountered a terrible fate... like growing up... gasp... say it ain't so...
    Really ZZ....................

    We're Talking aboot MR GRIMSDALE.............

    That might be a bit of a stretch............................

    Uh uhuHUhu huhu huhuH hhUHU HU huHUHUhu huhHU huhu huhu

    now...Phil the Stalker on the other hand...I bet he Grew up...and OUT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Funny...and I'm all for taking some shots at our friend HEATER.

    But is it MAIN-worthy????
    An ages old question FD......................to "fire at will" or to "take the high road"..............

    The fact that I'm a SHEEP EPN alum should tell you I drank the Kool-Aid long ago...and now brew my own Kool-Aid in my bathtub.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    An ages old question FD......................to "fire at will" or to "take the high road"..............

    The fact that I'm a SHEEP EPN alum should tell you I drank the Kool-Aid long ago...and now brew my own Kool-Aid in my bathtub.............
    while bathing
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    while bathing
    It's magically delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    It's magically delicious.
    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    while bathing
    YES YES....and YES

    Scrubbing Bubbles!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    It's magically delicious.
    everyone likes their own flavor, i guess

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    The Sheep Pen,Clean And Green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    I sure hope we get some sheep in this shithole to kick around.

    My fingers are itchy...
    You can kick me around for a while if you want. It would probably do me good.

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    Really ZZ....................

    We're Talking aboot MR GRIMSDALE.............

    That might be a bit of a stretch............................

    Uh uhuHUhu huhu huhuH hhUHU HU huHUHUhu huhHU huhu huhu

    now...Phil the Stalker on the other hand...I bet he Grew up...and OUT!!
    I know... not probable.

    But this shit happens... look at how laid back & mellow Flappo is these days.

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    Grimsdale For Mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    You can kick me around for a while if you want. It would probably do me good.
    You know, if you have heels, we could reverse that idea and have a hell of a night in the Pen...

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    Boss,Gumboots Work Better.

    Just Saying.

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    EPIC SHEEP FAIL!

    btw, what happened to that Roth Army video for "Up For Breakfast"?

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    I just read something interesting on a french forum: Rotharmy is full of dumb racists and is the worst VH/DLR forum ever.
    No, I won't give you the source, no-fuckin-way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philouze View Post
    I just read something interesting on a french forum: Rotharmy is full of dumb racists and is the worst VH/DLR forum ever.
    No, I won't give you the source, no-fuckin-way.
    Pleeeeease?

    If not, it's only France; not like they matter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Pleeeeease?

    If not, it's only France; not like they matter.

    Yup, the fuck they don't...

    That's why I'm not giving the link away. Those nasty imbeciles don't deserve an ounce of attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philouze View Post
    I just read something interesting on a french forum: Rotharmy is full of dumb racists and is the worst VH/DLR forum ever.
    No, I won't give you the source, no-fuckin-way.
    They Can All Get A,Couple Of French Sticks Up Them.

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    Pretty certain I know the source of the commentary. He's a thin-skinned little knob who ran off in a huff after being chastised for about the 40th time about posting nonsensical rumors and gibberish from another site, one primarily housed by Hagar-loving imbeciles. Let's face it, we've all seen these misguided, near sociopath lunatics before: They get their asses handed to them for their own insufferable behavior, then join other sites whining about how they were mistreated. Essentially, you invite them into your home, and they promptly piss on the floor, then wipe their butt with your drapes. After you kick them out, they go next door to your neighbor's house and complain about how wet your floor is and how filthy your drapes are.

    Fuck the fellow and all others of his ilk.









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