The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

HA!!!

Some piss-ant who got slapped around & took his sorry ass down the road

HIT THE BRICKS SALLY!!!

[Dan]

Talking About Bricks,We Need Some New Ones For The Sheep Pen Bath-House.

[philouze]

Yup, talkin' bout that source..

When I read this, I went "Motherfuckin Jeezus, these Gaygar worshippers are just about everywhere"...

[Dave's Bitch]

Essentially, you invite them into your home, and they promptly piss on the floor, then wipe their butt with your drapes. After you kick them out, they go next door to your neighbor's house and complain about how wet your floor is and how filthy your drapes are.

I love that analogy

[ZahZoo]

The strength of the new Van Halen release A Different Kind of Truth has taken so much wind out of the Sheep's sails they have no fight left in them.

We proudly introduce you to Champis... the sheep herding rabbit. The latest edition to the lazy Sheep Pen staff.

Recent comments by Sheep Pen Vice President of Southern Hemisphere Operations Dan... "That little fucker is totally Pants Off when he sees the sheep. He's got elephant balls, mate!!"

[Unchainme]

Man, the sheep are pretty quiet right now.

I wonder why? .

[Matt White]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

I looked in at the links today...I couldn't help myself....and I fucking SWEAR....some SHEEP van haggis PUSSY complained.....
"Why such a dark cd? Where's the "Sunny" "Happy" songs, like "Feels so Good"?!?"

I almost pissed myself!!!

Funniest shit I've read in ages..............

those kants won't come anywhere near here.................they know its over

[Unchainme]

I can't stop laughing at that quote.

It's like a giant megaton nuclear warhead has been dropped on Cabo Wabo, Dave riding on it with the VH wings on the side of each, and the only thing to be heard is the stunned silence of sheep, and sammy sobbing in the corner.

[Dan]

The strength of the new Van Halen release A Different Kind of Truth has taken so much wind out of the Sheep's sails they have no fight left in them.

We proudly introduce you to Champis... the sheep herding rabbit. The latest edition to the lazy Sheep Pen staff.

Recent comments by Sheep Pen Vice President of Southern Hemisphere Operations Dan... "That little fucker is totally Pants Off when he sees the sheep. He's got elephant balls, mate!!"

You Should See Him On A Bad Day.

[Dan]

Kicking Ass And Taking Names.That's What We Do Best.

[Captain Obvious]

With so many other kick ass bands around at the time how did the penis wrinkle ever get the name "The Red Rocker"?

[Captain Obvious]

Fucktards really come in here loving sammy?

[Matt White]

With so many other kick ass bands around at the time how did the penis wrinkle ever get the name "The Red Rocker"?

"Red as the head on the dick of a Dog"

Yup...a "canine penis"...I do believe thats what the Spamburgler is named after............

[Matt White]

Fucktards really come in here loving sammy?

HA!!!

Not so much now............

2004...now that was fun!!!

[Unchainme]

I think it's funny that DLR's dog is a sheep herder!

[Matt White]

I think it's funny that DLR's dog is a sheep herder!

ANd did you see that SHEEP try to attack DAVE in that clip???

And people thought we wuz foolin'..............farking SHEEP!!!

DAVE is too fast for 'em though....didnt break a sweat...old KUNG FU master that he is................

[hotsummerknight]

Man, the sheep are pretty quiet right now.

I wonder why? .

This Sammy fan gives the new album 2 thumbs up. Its fantastic.

[Satan]

ANd did you see that SHEEP try to attack DAVE in that clip???

And people thought we wuz foolin'..............farking SHEEP!!!

DAVE is too fast for 'em though....didnt break a sweat...old KUNG FU master that he is................

Sheep have been attacking Dave for years, but that's probably the first time one actually did so in person.

I'll bet it was one of the Up Front Fanatics

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....this would make a swell AV!!!

[Dan]

Looks Sweet As.Do It Matt.

[Matt White]

Looks Sweet As.Do It Matt.

HA!!! I meant for Satan!

[Dan]

Darts And Tarts For The Birthday Boy.

[Matt White]

Darts And Tarts For The Birthday Boy.

HA!! Officially 2/29...............

BUt hell...I'll start now!!

Whoo-Hoo!!!

[Dan]

It's The 29th Here.

[Matt White]

It's The 29th Here.

It's ALWAYS the 29th in my mind Dan-0!!!

[bueno bob]

Hidey ho, friends and relations!

[ZahZoo]

Hey... look what the sheep drug in...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[Dan]

Dad,You Have Come Home.

[bueno bob]

Yeah...on occasion I quit fucking around with real life to see how the children are doing.

Any SHEEP to speak of as of late?

[Dan]

Yeah...on occasion I quit fucking around with real life to see how the children are doing.

Any SHEEP to speak of as of late?

Winter is In The Air,I Need Wool Socks For That.

[Dan]

Talking About Dark Rum............................................... ......................Can Someone Please Send Me A Keg of It.

[tjvhou812]

Does it seem cold in here to you?

[Dan]

Yes,Cos The Brother Has No Rum.

[ZahZoo]

This must be a popular song in the Southern Hemisphere...

The Sheep Song
(to the tune of "Scotland the Brave")



Pass me a whiskey, Mother,
I'm feelin' frisky, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.

I need a lover, Mother,
No, not my brother, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.

Hamsters won't make it, Mother,
They just can't take it, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.

Owls, bears, and other critters,
They only give me jitters,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.

Sheep never talk about it,
They never even doubt it,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.

Hand me that lanollyn*,
It's better than flannel linen,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.

I need a beast, Dear Mother,
No, not the priest dear Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.

Bring me a sheep, Dear Mother,
Slip it beneath the covers,
Ma Tech may rule the grades,
But Psi U's depraved.

[bueno bob]

Fantastic news!! Now, fuck the establishment - and your local whore - and pass me another cigarette....

[Dan]

Can I Get A 6-Pack Of Whores To, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Matt White]

Fantastic news!! Now, fuck the establishment - and your local whore - and pass me another cigarette....

I gave up smokes aboot a year ago this weekend.......................


FACK!!!!

I miss smoking!!!

[Dan]

The Only Things WE Smoke In The Sheep Pen Are The Sheep.

[ZahZoo]

Ah... the good ole days...