HA!!!
Some piss-ant who got slapped around & took his sorry ass down the road
HIT THE BRICKS SALLY!!!
HA!!!
Some piss-ant who got slapped around & took his sorry ass down the road
HIT THE BRICKS SALLY!!!
Talking About Bricks,We Need Some New Ones For The Sheep Pen Bath-House.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Yup, talkin' bout that source..
When I read this, I went "Motherfuckin Jeezus, these Gaygar worshippers are just about everywhere"...
I love that analogyOriginally Posted by chefcraig
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
The strength of the new Van Halen release A Different Kind of Truth has taken so much wind out of the Sheep's sails they have no fight left in them.
We proudly introduce you to Champis... the sheep herding rabbit. The latest edition to the lazy Sheep Pen staff.
Recent comments by Sheep Pen Vice President of Southern Hemisphere Operations Dan... "That little fucker is totally Pants Off when he sees the sheep. He's got elephant balls, mate!!"
Last edited by ZahZoo; 02-06-2012 at 01:07 PM.
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Man, the sheep are pretty quiet right now.
I wonder why?.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
I looked in at the links today...I couldn't help myself....and I fucking SWEAR....some SHEEP van haggis PUSSY complained.....
"Why such a dark cd? Where's the "Sunny" "Happy" songs, like "Feels so Good"?!?"
I almost pissed myself!!!
Funniest shit I've read in ages..............
those kants won't come anywhere near here.................they know its over
I can't stop laughing at that quote.
It's like a giant megaton nuclear warhead has been dropped on Cabo Wabo, Dave riding on it with the VH wings on the side of each, and the only thing to be heard is the stunned silence of sheep, and sammy sobbing in the corner.
You Should See Him On A Bad Day.
Kicking Ass And Taking Names.That's What We Do Best.
Last edited by Dan; 02-07-2012 at 11:04 PM. Reason: Watching PRON, Drinking Piss,Playing Darts And Eating Tarts.
With so many other kick ass bands around at the time how did the penis wrinkle ever get the name "The Red Rocker"?
Fucktards really come in here loving sammy?
"Red as the head on the dick of a Dog"
Yup...a "canine penis"...I do believe thats what the Spamburgler is named after............
HA!!!
Not so much now............
2004...now that was fun!!!
I think it's funny that DLR's dog is a sheep herder!
ANd did you see that SHEEP try to attack DAVE in that clip???
And people thought we wuz foolin'..............farking SHEEP!!!
DAVE is too fast for 'em though....didnt break a sweat...old KUNG FU master that he is................
This Sammy fan gives the new album 2 thumbs up. Its fantastic.Man, the sheep are pretty quiet right now.
I wonder why?
Sheep have been attacking Dave for years, but that's probably the first time one actually did so in person.
I'll bet it was one of the Up Front Fanatics
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....this would make a swell AV!!!
Looks Sweet As.Do It Matt.
HA!!! I meant for Satan!Looks Sweet As.Do It Matt.
Darts And Tarts For The Birthday Boy.
HA!! Officially 2/29...............Darts And Tarts For The Birthday Boy.
BUt hell...I'll start now!!
Whoo-Hoo!!!
It's The 29th Here.
It's ALWAYS the 29th in my mind Dan-0!!!It's The 29th Here.
Hidey ho, friends and relations!
Twistin' by the pool.
Hey... look what the sheep drug in...
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Dad,You Have Come Home.
Yeah...on occasion I quit fucking around with real life to see how the children are doing.
Any SHEEP to speak of as of late?
Winter is In The Air,I Need Wool Socks For That.
Last edited by Dan; 03-08-2012 at 11:23 PM. Reason: No Snow But I'm All Go.
Talking About Dark Rum............................................... ......................Can Someone Please Send Me A Keg of It.
Last edited by Dan; 03-08-2012 at 11:26 PM. Reason: Yes,Yes And Damn I'm Drunk
Does it seem cold in here to you?
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Yes,Cos The Brother Has No Rum.
This must be a popular song in the Southern Hemisphere...
The Sheep Song
(to the tune of "Scotland the Brave")
Pass me a whiskey, Mother,
I'm feelin' frisky, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.
I need a lover, Mother,
No, not my brother, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm
Through the night.
Hamsters won't make it, Mother,
They just can't take it, Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Owls, bears, and other critters,
They only give me jitters,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Sheep never talk about it,
They never even doubt it,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Hand me that lanollyn*,
It's better than flannel linen,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
I need a beast, Dear Mother,
No, not the priest dear Mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm,
Through the night.
Bring me a sheep, Dear Mother,
Slip it beneath the covers,
Ma Tech may rule the grades,
But Psi U's depraved.
Fantastic news!! Now, fuck the establishment - and your local whore - and pass me another cigarette....
Can I Get A 6-Pack Of Whores To, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I gave up smokes aboot a year ago this weekend.......................
FACK!!!!
I miss smoking!!!
The Only Things WE Smoke In The Sheep Pen Are The Sheep.
Ah... the good ole days...
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