The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

And I remember the Mullet-Farmers, "This rocks man!"
It made you ALMOST embaressed for having ever dug VH....ALMOST!
It made me FUCKING PISSED to have any FUCKER come up to me and praise those COCKSUCKERS! FUCK YOU van hagar!!!

DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN. The truth never goes out of style.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I remember hearing people(rock critics etc.) talk about how this was a "return to the roots", and the heaviest album since VH 1.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I remember hearing people(rock critics etc.) talk about how this was a "return to the roots", and the heaviest album since VH 1.

Oh man, I remember...wasn't that just the worst? I kept thinking to myself that Van Halen with Roth must have been a SERIOUSLY misunderstood band if that was the case...I must have been in the minority...

But, of course, and as usual - people are just plain fuckin' stoopid.

[bueno bob]

Sheepdom was running wild in 1991...I guess time told if it stood the test of time.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yes it was. All the wannabes thought the drill at the beginning of Poundcake was "the shit"! You know the guys I'm talking about..........BAD mullets, purple jeans, hitler mustache.........

[tjvhou812]

thats some real fine poundcake

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yes it was. All the wannabes thought the drill at the beginning of Poundcake was "the shit"! You know the guys I'm talking about..........BAD mullets, purple jeans, hitler mustache.........

I know...I remember talking to one guy about the drill, and I just said "Paul Gilbert"; he gave me this blank look and said "Who?", and I just laughed. After I was finished laughing, of course, I kicked the ever loving shit out him, but that was besides the point...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I know...I remember talking to one guy about the drill, and I just said "Paul Gilbert"; he gave me this blank look and said "Who?", and I just laughed. After I was finished laughing, of course, I kicked the ever loving shit out him, but that was besides the point...

Goddamn, it's great to have a BOB and BILL back.

(No guys, I'm not going to give you a pat on the ass and a kiss on the cheek...)

[bueno bob]

Will you at least pat my ass?

We can borrow Bill's copy of "Faith" if it helps you any...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Will you at least pat my ass?

We can borrow Bill's copy of "Faith" if it helps you any...

BILL's a fag. I've always hated that guy.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk


Goddamn, it's great to have a BOB and BILL back.

(No guys, I'm not going to give you a pat on the ass and a kiss on the cheek...That's reserved for Matt and Nick! You guys represent the old school Pen admins......STRAIGHT.....Matt, Nick and I are the FUTURE.........Bi-sexual sheep herders with pink T-shirts and purses to match..........

[bueno bob]

"Now just wait a durn minute, here - that album Unlawful For Knowledge was real American rock and roll. And it made me proud - proud to be a member...of an American...that...listened to the album that...that Van Halen guy...made with American...uh...American...gusto and...and things that it's grate for...I feel that American rock and roll...like Mr. Halen...can be grate for it's songs and for the...American positiveness...now back in Texas we all...uh...liked the Vans...liked 'em lots...because we're real proud to be...uh...members of the American community...and the heartland that loves the, eh...positivity and energy that, uh...Van himself contributed to our efforts. Now, the thing about that album was that it had a lot of hits, like that one song where Sammy sings about love...that was an American song, and it made me happy to be in a country where I can be an American. It's about freedom, you see...and uh, you can only tell if you'll stand the test of time by...uh...watching the time to tell what time's gonna tell you..."

[Bill Lumbergh]

Rikk yelling at a F.U.C.K hater............

[bueno bob]

"And more than that...my Mom loves that blond guy, that Sam...Sam, now that's a name for a REAL American...just like George is...now that Sam guy, he's got a thing for loving America, and that's grate for us all, because...uh...we all need more...patriots like Sam who...give their...uh...all to make sure that time will tell that American and Americans don't get...uh...left behind to...you know...it's good that Americans don't get left behind."

[bueno bob]

"So you guys there, with your anti-American attitudes, well, you just remember that down in Texas we like REAL...uh...music like Van makes, you see...and that's because we're Americans and believe in the...uh...freedom to like things that like America and it's freedom...and that's how the Van guy makes his albums...because he approves of freedom...and freedom...uh...approves of his music, because his music is free...and it's good to be free, and...uh...uh...the truth and the freedom of America is...uh...good to have the freedom to be good and free...and American music is like the music that Americans named Van can make, because they're free...."