The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
These fuckers are calling me a "sellout"........I guess because Rikks a buddy of mine here. Everyone knows me here.........I'm the one who got attacked for bashing people who bought 5150 out of curiosity when it came out. But you know what? I dont mind going back and forth......but wishing death on someones mother because you got pissed at someone on a message board? Whats next?! Wishing disease on someone's kids? I dont know what the fuck I ever did to you pete, but I dont give a fuck. I'm glad we have had a chance to see the real you. Go fuck yourself..........

Yeah, we've had some fun here tonight...

[Bill Lumbergh]

I just wish I knew why I was thrown into the middle of this shit.........guess it's my good looks or something!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I just wish I knew why I was thrown into the middle of this shit.........guess it's my good looks or something!

Fuck, probably...why was Matt thrown into the middle of all of it? Oh, because him and Rikk get along...and Rikk's fooling all of us because he hates Fab and loves Hagar...so let's start wishing death on other peoples family members...

No wonder the fuckin' links hates us so much sometimes...christ...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Well I'm done with it......somebody get us a victim! SOTW tommorrow!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Works for me...who were we looking at, vanhalenrock?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Gotta be. Let's make a nice home for him...........

[bueno bob]

Oh, yes sir, there's a' funnin' to be had...

[Rikk]

Dudes, not to worry. After our "fight" tonight, I ran into Pete on the street and gave him a "talking to"...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Dudes, not to worry. After our "fight" tonight, I ran into Pete on the street and gave him a "talking to"...

Ah man, why'd you go easy on him?!

[MAX]

Bill,

Take a chill pill my friend. I'm positive the public sees exactly what a certain little mafia is trying to do.

You are and have always been one of the most standup guys here.

Cheers!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I just wish I knew why I was thrown into the middle of this shit.........guess it's my good looks or something!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Don't take it personally, Bill. This picture of Pete dressed up for success (before he goes to an old folks' home and laughs at the terminal patients) speaks volumes...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Bill,

Take a chill pill my friend. I'm positive the public sees exactly what a certain little mafia is trying to do.

You are and have always been one of the most standup guys here.

Cheers!!!!

What?!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT TOTALLY CALM!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

I LOVE THAT SCENE!!! As a kid, that was the first time I saw a limb removed in a movie!!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!!!!

Don't take it personally, Bill. This picture of Pete dressed up for success (before he goes to an old folks' home and laughs at the terminal patients) speaks volumes...

Shit! You better lock up your daughters when Petey comes to town!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Shit! You better lock up your daughters when Petey comes to town!

Yeah, that's from his band's bio.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, but the attack proves what I've been saying all along: they have no reason for their bullshit.

Seriously, why is Pete still a mod? He's the worst mod this site ever fucking had.

Have to disagree with you there Rikk.
Peace Roth Brothers.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Shit! You better lock up your daughters when Petey comes to town!

Are you TNT?

You're dirty, mean and mighty unclean
You're a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess Bill 'round

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Dan
Have to disagree with you there Rikk.
Peace Roth Brothers.

Hey man, everyone's entitled to an opinion. It's all good.

Peace Dan.

[bueno bob]

Fuck, even Tom Vu has an opinion...

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rikk
Hey man, everyone's entitled to an opinion. It's all good.

Peace Dan.

I'm going to sound like a broken record here,but for fuck sake Stop with the bullshit.BTW..If I find out if anyone owns 5150 I'm going to kick them in their nuts(HAHA)LOL

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Dan
I'm going to sound like a broken record here,but for fuck sake Stop with the bullshit.BTW..If I find out if anyone owns 5150 I'm going to kick them in their nuts(HAHA)LOL

5150..........fuck even thinking about that atrocity sends chills down my spine........

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Dan
I'm going to sound like a broken record here,but for fuck sake Stop with the bullshit.

Okay, full respect Dan...how did I start up the bullshit tonight? My friend, look a little deeper at what happened, okay?

They jumped in, attacked Bill, then they attacked Matt and Bob. Pete started in his own forum a thread on Matt loving 5150. I jumped in about 3/4 in, insults flew and Pete said a fucking vile thing...viler than almost anything I've seen here. Guwapo lied and accused MAX and I of disrespecting his dad, which was an outright lie. So, full respect do you, Dan...but how should I stop the bullshit? I don't even want a fight with those two idiots. I've spoken up top and been assured I did nothing wrong. So, how am I supposed to stop the bullshit?

[MAX]

Dan,

I even got the fuck out of the pen to get those guys to shutup to save this thread. Guwapo seems to have some delusional idea that this thread is his and since it isn't nor EVER was, he's hell bent on bringing it down. Now out of nowhere they are attacking three of the most stellar "Dave or the Graver's" here. Bill, Matt and Bob have NOTHING to do with their little pissing contest. It's just fucking dumb.

[Dan]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, full respect Dan...how did I start up the bullshit tonight? My friend, look a little deeper at what happened, okay?

They jumped in, attacked Bill, then they attacked Matt and Bob. Pete started in his own forum a thread on Matt loving 5150. I jumped in about 3/4 in, insults flew and Pete said a fucking vile thing...viler than almost anything I've seen here. Guwapo lied and accused MAX and I of disrespecting his dad, which was an outright lie. So, full respect do you, Dan...but how should I stop the bullshit? I don't even want a fight with those two idiots. I've spoken up top and been assured I did nothing wrong. So, how am I supposed to stop the bullshit? [/QUOTE

Dude I know that you didn't start the bullshit as i didn't use anyones name and if i did sorry.
I have no fight with anyone here apart from the sheep fuckers.

Why are we here for David Lee Roth of course.

[Rikk]

Absolutely. No worries, my friend. It's all good.

We're here to sheer sheep and talk Roth.

Speaking of sheep, who are you fuckers planning on this week? Bill, Matt, Bob...I'm gonna make it a few more days out. I will be back SOON. But you guys throw someone in. You've had some good ideas. And I may contribute someone. But I leave it up to you guys to pick someone woolly enough for the "honor".

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Dan,

I even got the fuck out of the pen to get those guys to shutup to save this thread. Guwapo seems to have some delusional idea that this thread is his and since it isn't nor EVER was, he's hell bent on bringing it down. Now out of nowhere they are attacking three of the most stellar "Dave or the Graver's" here. Bill, Matt and Bob have NOTHING to do with their little pissing contest. It's just fucking dumb.

Max, the only problem i had with you is you got rid of Rachel Hunter.
LOL

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Max, the only problem i had with you is you got rid of Rachel Hunter.
LOL

There you go Dan. Problem solved!!! LOL!!! Only while I think up a new one though.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
There you go Dan. Problem solved!!! LOL!!! Only while I think up a new one though.

Thanks Max.There's always a little bit of Kiwi at The Army.

[Bill Lumbergh]

*Sheep Pen Announcement*

SOTW time everyone..........it gives me great pleasure to award this first class piece of shit. Yes everyone the rumors are true, it's none other than vanhalenrock. This guy may seriously be one of the most misguided sheep ever. He makes LSD look like a Dave or the Graver.........makes Poop Boy sound like a genius(or the trailer park equivalent, which is getting past 7th grade)........When he's not busy "entertaining" in truck stop mens rooms all over the country, this moron is jerking himself off to Sammy album covers and subjecting us to his uninformed and fucked up posts. The guy actually thinks Ed has his head on straight, and is playing better than ever. So next time you're wiping, take a moment to remember this smelly little bitch. Vanhagarsucks....you've arrived pissflaps.....you are the Sheep of the Week!!!!!!!! He told me he will be giving his acceptance speech later in the day .

[Rikk]

Good choice, Bill.

Congrats vanhalencock!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Thanks Rikk! I've never won anything before, I cant believe this!!!!!!!!! Time to celebrate with the Essential Sammy disc and a hot penis!"

[Rikk]

The other guys in the Pen also wanted to congratulate you.

(Left to right) BLOW-IT-ALL, BIG BAD ZERO, POOP BOY, COCKVANHALEN69 and DIAPER (who looks a bit taller today than he usually does). GUWAPO snuck back into the Pen and, wearing only a thong, took this picture.

[Bill Lumbergh]

FUCK!!!!!!!!! The Pen is in an uproar! This is chaos! Seems even the sheep dont want vanhalencock in there with them.........a few quotes.........

POOP BOY- "I may be mentally challenged and have a love for Sammy Hagar that I cant put into words(literally because I'm a complete idiot), but even I dont dig watching Sam and Eds sex tape! Get this guy the fuck out!"

COCKVANHALEN66- "Jueessuss krist git thids biitcc h otta her. within 5 minits he stol my cabo conndom kollection(thue used ones form me and Poop Boys adventuuures too). Heeep me!"

LSD- His corpse had nothing to say.

kidvegas- "Dave sucks, and Dandy rules motherfuckers! Dandy or the Grave bitches" (BLAM BLAM)

Diaper- "PFFFFFFFFtTTTTTTTTT.........The guy actually thinks he's ED. He told me he wanted to role play with me as Val. I had no problem with that, but whooo that alcohol smell..........."

[Chewi]

Hilarious! I'd never seen The Pen before.

[Rikk]

LOL!! Yeah, that's some funny shit, Bill!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Chewi
Hilarious! I'd never seen The Pen before.

Hey, you need another vote man! Here ya go.........

[Bill Lumbergh]

vanhalencock has never been one for sports. However, dog shows like the one here have always kept him on the edge of his seat..........for some unknown reason he always has to make a mad dash to the bathroom after watching.........

[bueno bob]

To start with, I would like to dedicate this Assclown award to our SOTW, vanhalenrock! Sheep, you have EARNED it!!

[bueno bob]

I spoke earlier today with vanhalenrock's fellow employees, just so we could get a better understanding of this weeks sheep. Here's what they had to say about him.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Well, look who woke up!