My first concert was the '84 show old timer.
My first concert was the '84 show old timer.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
My father met Dave in '86 and I have a personally autographed copy of EEAS signed to me framed. I've seen Dave hella as well so let's not go there. I like flaming each other much more.
Did I say how about those Broncos?
Bitch!Originally posted by MAX
My father met Dave in '86 and I have a personally autographed copy of EEAS signed to me framed. I've seen Dave hella as well so let's not go there. I like flaming each other much more.
What's this '187' stuff?
Is that how many times Fab has re-registered just to get the last word in here after you guys bring her name up again?
Hey G,
Blow me and get that hamster out of your ass!!!! FAG!!!
Here, I wrote a little ditty for you......................
The Guwapoman sung to the "Candyman" by Sammy Davis Jr.
Who can take a hamster
Stick it up his ass?
Suffocate the beast
And pass it out with gas?
The Guwapoman can
The Guwapoman can
Cause he mixes it with cum
And makes his shit taste good"
187 is a code. Shoot me a PM and I'll tell YOU!!!Originally posted by Warham
What's this '187' stuff?
Is that how many times Fab has re-registered just to get the last word in here after you guys bring her name up again?
I haven't said that "name" this is a showdown between myself and that fucking rodent.
I saw Dave at a strip club one night and forced a belligerantly enthusiastic handshake and almost got flamed outta the place for my trouble!
guwapo is owned. He's just a pathetic little rodent, now.
Wow, your talent rivals that of Sammy Hagar!!Originally posted by MAX
Hey G,
Blow me and get that hamster out of your ass!!!! FAG!!!
Here, I wrote a little ditty for you......................
The Guwapoman sung to the "Candyman" by Sammy Davis Jr.
Who can take a hamster
Stick it up his ass?
Suffocate the beast
And pass it out with gas?
The Guwapoman can
The Guwapoman can
Cause he mixes it with cum
And makes his shit taste good"
And yours rivals that of the dead hamster you just pulled out of your ass!!!!!Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wow, your talent rivals that of Sammy Hagar!!
Man you're boring, and I was playing nice.
Goodnight Max, sorry the Bronco's suck.
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Man you're boring, and I was playing nice.
You LOST and you know it!!!!!
Cheers and jeers cos I bring game and you bring sleeping pills.
Ta! Ta! Gummer!!!!
Mmmnnnnmmmmmm dip dip mmmnnnnmmmmmnnnnaaaay dip
Bom-ba-dee-da-bom-ba-dee-da
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again,
Happy trails to you,
Keep smiling on til then
Who cares about the clouds when we’re together
Just sing a song an’ think bout sunny weather
...two...three
Happy trails to you,
Til we meet again
187 all over your face kid!!!!
What if we turned this thing into an "open invitation" flame thread for awhile since that isn't relevent to main DLR/VH discussion either?
Just ridiculous stuff.
I'll flame myself to start it off:
rustoffa, your fascination with parentheses makes me sick to my fucking stomach...if you had any idea about VAN HALEN whatsoever, you'd do us all a favor and put "Parentheses" around your bullshit-assed neon car tag with a machine gun.
You worthless, worm-shade motherfucker....reading your posts is the intellectual equivalent of letting a dixie cup melt on the asphalt in Namibia.
Anyone in the mood for a little early holiday cheer?
Guwapo's ode called The Little Gummer Boy:
Cum they told guwapo (he'll hump a big bum)
A newborn King to see (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King
So to honor MAX (pa-rum pum pum pum)
when we cum
Little Sploogy (He'll hump a big bum)
I now own you too (guwapo can hump a big bum)
I have no gift to bring (I'll hump a big bum)
that's fit to give our King
Shall I play for You? (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Cos I'm dumb
Splooge nodded (I'll swallow your cum)
The cow and sheep kept time (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played a tool for Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my best for Him
Then Max laughed at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Until guwapo cums
Originally posted by rustoffa
What if we turned this thing into an "open invitation" flame thread for awhile since that isn't relevent to main DLR/VH discussion either?
Just ridiculous stuff.
I'll flame myself to start it off:
rustoffa, your fascination with parentheses makes me sick to my fucking stomach...if you had any idea about VAN HALEN whatsoever, you'd do us all a favor and put "Parentheses" around your bullshit-assed neon car tag with a machine gun.
You worthless, worm-shade motherfucker....reading your posts is the intellectual equivalent of letting a dixie cup melt on the asphalt in Namibia.
No, I actually think we might just make a decent poster out of you someday Stoffa cos you have TALENT!!!!
Vanhagarcrock's performance in those South American "shows" have recently been Exposed!
That would be an honor.Originally posted by MAX
No, I actually think we might just make a decent poster out of you someday Stoffa cos you have TALENT!!!!
If it happens, I'll put my wrestling singlet on and pose like Farrah Fawcett!
Farrah has fucking stellar nipples!!!!
Sorry to disappoint, old man. Lots of VH fans aren't old enough to have seen 'em live. Or maybe are barely old enough to have seen 'em live. So, are you arguing now that Classic Van Halen fans should be of a certain age? See, cause I was nine when that band last toured.Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
So are most CVH fans Rikky,
you know, the ones who have
actually seen them live.
Would I have loved to have seen 'em though? Well, I'd rather see Classic Van Halen over any other band in history, including Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix. And I s'pose that's saying a lot. So let's just say the envy is real.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Hey, full respect, but why don't you look up how many times she's invaded without anyone mentioning her name? Why don't you look up her invasion of the Feedback To The Webmaster thread? Or were you not paying attention then?Originally posted by Warham
What's this '187' stuff?
Is that how many times Fab has re-registered just to get the last word in here after you guys bring her name up again?
Flab is not around here because any of us wants it. She is here because she will do whatever is necessary to get attention. She will push buttons until someone finally gives in. After ignoring her for long enough, I realized that the only way to shut her up is to maybe call her out and remind everyone how much she hates Roth and is "here to cause chaos", as she put it. I have an idea...don't join the movie when it's halfway through next time.
If you have no idea what's going on, or if you don't like the Pen, remind me next time and I'll turn on my Give-A-Shit-A-Meter.
One more thing: if the top mods thought I was doing anything wrong, they would tell me. I keep them pretty posted on this FAB bullshit.
You know, I have to second that.Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Goodnight Max, sorry the Bronco's suck.
My Steelers sure came through today...
Where's Namibia?Originally posted by rustoffa
You worthless, worm-shade motherfucker....reading your posts is the intellectual equivalent of letting a dixie cup melt on the asphalt in Namibia.
Go fuck yourself!!!!!Originally posted by Rikk
You know, I have to second that.
C'mon, you know I'm not actually agreeing with the moron hamster! I just have to say that I'm so fucking happy about my Steelers killing the Patriots!!!Originally posted by MAX
Go fuck yourself!!!!!
South of Heaven, East of the SHEEP PEN!!!Originally posted by Rikk
Where's Namibia?
I FUCKING OWN THAT RODENT!!!!! Hee hee!!! I guess I better go buy a cage?
Yeah, get yourself a RODENT CAGE.
Sorry...double-post.
Last edited by Rikk; 10-31-2004 at 11:47 PM.
Originally posted by MAX
I FUCKING OWN THAT RODENT!!!!! Hee hee!!!
Twistin' by the pool.
I now fucking own a gay hamster as well!!!!
Look, at what "he" asked me to buy him when I went to the pet store?
What a freak, huh?Originally posted by MAX
I now fucking own a gay hamster as well!!!!
Look, at what "he" asked me to buy him when I went to the pet store?
MAX, you just own that rodent now. But I think his age is making him fat. Maybe you should get him to exercise more.
Hey. Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for adding me to your sheep pen. I feel really honored.
And to think, thousand of people come to this site and my name is always on the front page! Whooohoo! I feel sorta famous. And I got all this fame just because I like Sammy just as well as Dave.
Thanks againg guys. Every time I see this thread on the front page it makes my day
-We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
-If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.
You're welcome!Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Hey. Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for adding me to your sheep pen. I feel really honored.
And to think, thousand of people come to this site and my name is always on the front page! Whooohoo! I feel sorta famous. And I got all this fame just because I like Sammy just as well as Dave.
Thanks againg guys. Every time I see this thread on the front page it makes my day
You need anything else? How about a stool to put your feet upon? Or maybe a nice cold beer? Maybe some pretzels?
We just want you to enjoy your stay, lambchop. That's all.
Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Hey. Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for adding me to your sheep pen. I feel really honored.
And to think, thousand of people come to this site and my name is always on the front page! Whooohoo! I feel sorta famous. And I got all this fame just because I like Sammy just as well as Dave.
Thanks againg guys. Every time I see this thread on the front page it makes my day
Feeding time at the PEN. Almost as much fun for the kiddies as Holloween!
Eat up FUCKERS!!!
Yup, TNG, your a star now! Your welcome. Now, jump thru those hoops, SHEEP!Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Hey. Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for adding me to your sheep pen. I feel really honored.
And to think, thousand of people come to this site and my name is always on the front page! Whooohoo! I feel sorta famous. And I got all this fame just because I like Sammy just as well as Dave.
Thanks againg guys. Every time I see this thread on the front page it makes my day
so sorry to hear that.Originally posted by TongueNGroove
I like Sammy just as well as Dave.
Just found some new wall paper for the PEN! It'll let those FUCKERS constantly know WHO the MAN in VAN HALEN IS!!!
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