I would like an extra large sized beer.
I want the biggie sized to be super sized, you dig?
Please.
Thank you.
I would like an extra large sized beer.
I want the biggie sized to be super sized, you dig?
Please.
Thank you.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
Would you like fries or nuts with that?lolOriginally posted by diamondsgirl
I would like an extra large sized beer.
I want the biggie sized to be super sized, you dig?
Please.
Thank you.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
yes. both.Originally posted by Dan
Would you like fries or nuts with that?lol
and a funnel.
GIM-ME, GIM-ME, GIM-ME the HONKY TONK BLUES ...
she blew my nose and then she blew my mind...
can a gal get a Becks Oktoberfest and some mozzarella sticks?
Roth Army Militia
oh wait ... DLR ...
"you pull your gun you betta SHOOT IT ... SHOOT IT ... "
speaking of Honky Tonk Wimmin...Originally posted by Ally_Kat
can a gal get a Becks Oktoberfest and some mozzarella sticks?
~throws Ally a Becks~
are you done with your finals?
Oh yeah ... drinks for Ally ... DG ... and MYSEF ...
WOO HOO!
and Dan!Originally posted by ALinChainz
Oh yeah ... drinks for Ally ... DG ... and MYSEF ...
WOO HOO!
Dan? you still here?
Um, just call the kid the envy of the Army ... or don't call me at all ...
"Angel's gotta smile every once in awhile ... so why not on me ..."
:bottle:
yeah he is ... Dan ...where the hell are ya ...
done with the tests. Now all I have to do is write a 3-page paper about my reading responses for the one thursday class, meet the other thursday prof about my art portfolio ( i never thought a teacher would make one of those), and go to my wed class and talk about this book we were suppose ot read. Nothing too bad.Originally posted by diamondsgirl
speaking of Honky Tonk Wimmin...
~throws Ally a Becks~
are you done with your finals?
Afterwards I get to kick back and have the Christmas/birthday fun. Woot.
Al...I started telling you earlier about the cartoon in the beginning of the Stones tour a couple of years back
they had a huge tongue shot...just like the logo...and this girl was riding the tongue...and she was...uh..lovin' it.
good stuff
Awesome. It must feel great.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
done with the tests. Now all I have to do is write a 3-page paper about my reading responses for the one thursday class, meet the other thursday prof about my art portfolio ( i never thought a teacher would make one of those), and go to my wed class and talk about this book we were suppose ot read. Nothing too bad.
Afterwards I get to kick back and have the Christmas/birthday fun. Woot.
And you deserve all the woot!
WOW ... deja vu ... sounds very familiar .... maybe when I was out last night ...
wha? :confused:Originally posted by ALinChainz
WOW ... deja vu ... sounds very familiar .... maybe when I was out last night ...
I think AL's been enjoying his non-cybe drinksOriginally posted by diamondsgirl
wha? :confused:
The girl riding the tounge ... and enjoying it ...Originally posted by diamondsgirl
wha? :confused:
I was being naughty ...
Man, tough crowd.
lol...I didn't think you had read my post yet...Originally posted by ALinChainz
The girl riding the tounge ... and enjoying it ...
I was being naughty ...
Man, tough crowd.
you read fast when you want to. huh?
Hey no ... I'm just glad I didn't get slapped ...
Or am I ....
Originally posted by ALinChainz
Hey no ... I'm just glad I didn't get slapped ...
Or am I ....
lol ... I wonder what it is he says ... to get swatted like that ...
I dunno...but he seems to like it.Originally posted by ALinChainz
lol ... I wonder what it is he says ... to get swatted like that ...
I love her eyes right before she takes the swing.
LMAO ... yep, she snaps heavy ...
"TAKE THAT!"
He's lucky it's just the one ...
k ... ladies ... behave ... (or not)
Parting is such sweet sorrow ... but I gotta nap, another party tomorrow.
:bottle:
and you know those stick fingers have got to sting!Originally posted by ALinChainz
LMAO ... yep, she snaps heavy ...
"TAKE THAT!"
He's lucky it's just the one ...
hey folks...
I gotta roll out..
see you 'round
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Spent last night at a small karaoke pub in another town.
My former classmate is visiting Funland, his family, girlfriend and friends, after graduating from our class he worked in a engineering office for a while but then suddenly left for the UN Forces in Kosovo.
So he and his sister put up a small party. Had fun at his little sister's place, and then went to the local karaoke pub. Too bad they only had folk songs there, I didn't sing anything myself.
Two older birds (on separate parts of the night) wanted to take me home...uhuhuhuh...I'll post a photo of the other one later, but I had agreed to stay at the little sister's place...plus they weren't the prettiest birds around...
We had some wrestling in the snow outside the pub too...uhuhuhu...with my friends I mean, not the rough-looking birds...
My classmate let me in to the sisters place as she disappeared, or actually his girlfriend, as my classmate was so pissed he could barely stand on his feet...
So I fell down to the sofa to sleep, and my classmate and his girlfriend left for her place.
A little later I wake up, as the little sister arrives...fakk, she's with some guy...I tried to sleep, I didn't wanna hear someone else bang the little sister...uhuhuhuhuh
But this man was NO player...after they go to bed, I only hear him snoring!...uhuhuu...I fall asleep too...
...just to wake up as I hear HER angry voice..."You're not gonna throw up there, go the toilet"...I get up, but it's too late...the guy fuckin' throws up in her bed...
She asks me to help her, to throw him out...uhuhuhuhuh...well, I decide to help, "my pleasure"...ahahah
She's really pissed off so I just offer her a cigarette, and we go smoke'em on the balcony...
Then we see that the guy's throwing up on the yard, and it's like -15 C outside...so we gotta help him, otherwise the guy would die out there...so we go outside, I grab his mobile phone and call a taxi, and wait until it arrives...he thanks us for being good people...ha ha...yeah, good people throw people out in the cold...
Rest of the night, she sleeps there on the sofa with me as the bed is fucked up...ha ha ha.
This time I was a gentleman with her, after all she is the little sister of one of my best friends...but let's see when she arrives to one of my parties here in my town...same with the other sister, she's pretty too...uhuhuhuhuhuhhuh
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
HA HA!
But next time GA ... NEXT TIME ...
Yeah,still here.Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and Dan!
Dan? you still here?
what did you do? lose consciousness for a bit?Originally posted by Dan
Yeah,still here.
have you ever had red Bull?
Yeah... But it's not at hand right now. All the stores 'round here are closed...
How 'bout a JD & Coke instead?
sugar. lots and lots of sugar. that'll help
Toothrot City, here I come!
How's it going, Kitten?
It goes good. Relaxing and enjoying wasting some time. Looking to write some more of me story in a bit -- when inspiration hits.
Ah yes, Inspiration™: The one thing to rear its head in most inappropriate times...
I think I've been in marketing classes waay too much.
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