The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Coyote]

Time for a nice cup o' cappucino.

[Ally_Kat]

Fishing in the East River?



i dunno if i'd eat that...

[Coyote]

Me neither. (Given that I don't eat fish at all...)

[DaveIsKing]

2 Parts Rum Light
1 Part Banana Liqueur
4 Parts Orange Juice
Splash Pineapple Juice
Splash Grenadine
1 Banana

TROPICAL STORM

[Coyote]

Sounds good, dude...

[Ally_Kat]

Brain Hemmorage

1 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1/2 oz. Irish Cream
Dash Grenadine
Chill schnapps and pour into shot glass. Pour Bailey's in over the back of a spoon, then add a dash of grenadine to the center.

[Ally_Kat]

somebody try that and tell me how it is

[Coyote]

Oh, I don't wanna. I just wanna get next to someone...

[Ally_Kat]

ooooooooh....next to who?

[Coyote]

I dunno... You... My axe... My Goofy doll... I'm open to suggestions.

(And I'm drunk.)

[Ally_Kat]

let's see, I found




and *looks in mirror*

[Coyote]

More like this... (the axe, that is)

and as for you... well, the pic in your profile says 'bout 50% of your beauty.

[Coyote]

(And imagine that guitar as black and a lefty without that god-awful "batwing" head.)

[Ally_Kat]

lefties are a precious thing

[Coyote]

Yeah, too bad us lefty guitarists have this bad habit of dying too early... (Hendrix... R.I.P. )