The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Ally_Kat]

my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did

I don't think they ever did get rid of it. Hmm....

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did

I don't think they ever did get rid of it. Hmm....

The MG or the Charger?

[Ally_Kat]

the Charger

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Guiness=yes...

with Bass as the lighter ale...

if you're going to do it...do it right...

I did do it (right ) more than once then that old lets see what will happen if i use this one......shit man i even used Fosters talk about a bed spin trip.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
the Charger

"Hmm" indeed.

[Ally_Kat]

hmm...

[Dave's PA Rental]

I'm a Sex on the Beach, <a href="http://www.imfanatic.com/whatdrinkareyou.php" target="_blank">discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!</a>


"You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto"

yeah, thats about right.




actually, Im more of a beer man. along with Jack and coke or Captain and coke.....

[Eyes of the Night]

I dunno, this bar is kinda lame ... whatdya think there Pana? Should we revisit the Outback Jack's!

*drinking mode on*

[Coyote]

Hell yeah, nuthin' but YEAH!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
my parish tried raffling one of those off. The tickets were 100 bucks each and no one bought any. I told my mom to buy a couple cuz, hell, no one else did

What, by my green eyes, is a parish? A winos' Paris? :confused:

[Ally_Kat]

a church parish

[Coyote]

A priest, or something like that?

[BrownSound1]

What a bunch of fuckin' drunks. However, I will take a bottle of that fine Tennessee elixir, Jack Daniels.

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
What a bunch of fuckin' drunks.

Whats your point? Is there anything left in that bottle? :bottle:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
A priest, or something like that?

yeah. basically it's the group of people who belong tothat church and all and they are lead by that church's top priest guy.

[flappo]

shouldnt eyes be in here - pissing everyone off with his endless bizumps and falling over his keybored drunk routine ?

[flappo]

*bizump*

[flappo]

cato and eyes

[Elitest]

Pint of caffreys please and a packet of pork scratchings..

[Mr Grimsdale]

can i have a babysham please

[flappo]

can i have a fist up the arse please

thats a cocktail btw

half a pint of vodka
half a pint of lager
half a bucket of cat sick

shake vigorously

add ice , snow and sleet

throw down lav

go to pub

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
yeah. basically it's the group of people who belong tothat church and all and they are lead by that church's top priest guy.

Got it.

[Elitest]

oooh....Id forgotten the cat sick......it brings back such happy memories....of dear little grimmy in the old days...when he was so sweet and innocent...

[Elitest]

and the " shamone ! motherfucker! " cry ...that was elemental...

[Elitest]

I'll just have a large port and monkeywhile Im waiting



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[Elitest]

whoops! scotties.....I meant port and lemon ...of course...

[Coyote]

Screwdriver for me!

[Cato]

hello wankers!

[Eyes of the Night]

Flap, you still facinated with my pic still I see ... damn dude, your'e one weird mo fo' ... anywho ...

*takes a pull from the bud tap*

[Elitest]

whats a slingin pussy ?

A feline cabertosser ?

:confused:

[Catfish]

I don't see any booze in this bar.

[Catfish]

Or stools.

[Catfish]

Or trim.

[Elitest]

or crisps

[BigBadBrian]

Pussy is being slung in this bar and I missed it? :eek:

CACTUS COOLER

1 liter good quality gold Tequila (anything but Hagar's crap)
3 or 4 serrano chiles, split length wise

Let the chiles steep in the tequila for 2 days at room temp. Then put tequila in the freezer until well chilled. Serve with lime wedges.

:bottle:

[flappo]

..passes kane a dildo and a jar of swarfega

[Ally_Kat]

why are you mad at Kane? he seems like such a nice guy. Plus he's a lil E fan.

[Coyote]

I'll just help myself to a classic drink.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
I'll just help myself to a classic drink.

heya stranger

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
heya stranger

I wouldn't say stranger, I'd say drunkard... but, how're you baby doll?

If you were online, that is... (drunk as a skunk, I don't mind, do you?)