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    Suuuuuure! ... maybe after I start this 9 pack of brews I can think of one ...

    Just got home from work n' shit gettin' ready to drink the night away ...



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    Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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    Suuuuuure! ... maybe after I start this 9 pack of brews I can think of one ...

    Just got home from work n' shit gettin' ready to drink the night away ...



    Who is David Lee Roth?




















    Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    sweet. man, i got school again on monday. F'in spring break passed and i did jack shit.
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    So who do I have to get oral from to get a drink around here?
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    To tell ya the truth, CoR, I don't know.

    What I do know is that if ya wanna drink, name yer poison and it'll appear in front of you. So it's self service or not. Weird, but that's how it goes.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    sweet. man, i got school again on monday. F'in spring break passed and i did jack shit.
    With the exception of becoming extra-pissed at yo' momma.
    (Read the xanga )

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    Yote is in the hizouse ...

    Sup yote ...


    *slides yote a double tall SD on the rocks*
    *takes a pull from the Bud tap*
    *packs a bowl of chronic into a bong*




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    Man, you've been doin' too much o' that chronic: You're startin' to sound like Snoop Doggizzle. (and it's contagious)

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    For Snizzle.

    oh and Coyote, there'll probably be another rant in there sometime today.

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    Cool. Always loved a good rant.
    It puts things to perspective, you know?

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    To tell ya the truth, CoR, I don't know.

    What I do know is that if ya wanna drink, name yer poison and it'll appear in front of you. So it's self service or not. Weird, but that's how it goes.

    Absolut and cranberry juice for me, please.
    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
    Blackflag on DLR

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    Ahh.. I'm a beer girl gimme a Corona with a lime no glass needed

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    Peeps, looks like you guys n' gals need a part time bartender up in this mug n' shit ...







    AK, can you unsticky OBJ's sista? ...

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    Can we smoke in here or do we have to go outside?
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    The AC-unit works, so go ahead.

    *Lights a Marlboro*



    Non-smoking section doesn't basically exist in this joint, so for those of you who don't smoke: Deal with it.
    Last edited by Coyote; 03-23-2004 at 12:30 PM.

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    Movin' on... I'll have a beer, right now.

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    Originally posted by DLRSLAVE
    Ahh.. I'm a beer girl gimme a Corona with a lime no glass needed

    :bottle: That's my fave beer, Grrl!

    Bartender, I'll have a Corona, too, and give my fellow ROTH GRRL another one, please? Thanks!


    LMAO

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    Thumbs up

    Switch after our ordered us a shot of anything and a
    glazed donut to go
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    Unhappy

    Ladies and gentleman, tonight I drink not to get completely wasted without a cause, for I have a cause. Sorrow, towards the idiocy of one Edward Van Halen. Apparently I haven't been prayin' enough to the gods for a Classic =VH= reunion, for, well...you know what's goin' on, right?

    But this being the final moments of my current state of sobriety, let me say this: I will NOT go see Fat Sam rape the songs which have basically molded my psyche and guitar-playing style into the funlovin' 'lil rocker that I am today.

    So, adiéu, mon chéri, as I will now slip into a sweet state of alcohol-induced numbness.

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC


    Can we smoke in here or do we have to go outside?
    dude, screw the local laws and puff away

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Ladies and gentleman, tonight I drink not to get completely wasted without a cause, for I have a cause. Sorrow, towards the idiocy of one Edward Van Halen. Apparently I haven't been prayin' enough to the gods for a Classic =VH= reunion, for, well...you know what's goin' on, right?

    But this being the final moments of my current state of sobriety, let me say this: I will NOT go see Fat Sam rape the songs which have basically molded my psyche and guitar-playing style into the funlovin' 'lil rocker that I am today.

    So, adiéu, mon chéri, as I will now slip into a sweet state of alcohol-induced numbness.
    Oh Coyote, he won't butcher them. Sam isn't man enough to sing them. Knows that people likes those tunes better than his love songs.
    *huggers*

    Besides, who said you could get wasted without me? :p lol

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    Beer please!

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    On my last brew of the night ...








    Last bowl of the night too! AK, do you smoke the gaunge? ...

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    nawh, i don't smoke. you can have my share.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    Oh Coyote, he won't butcher them. Sam isn't man enough to sing them. Knows that people likes those tunes better than his love songs.
    *huggers*
    Thanks, I needed that.


    Besides, who said you could get wasted without me? :p lol
    Reality.
    I mean, c'mon, you're all the way out there, and I'm all the way out here with, what, an 8 hour flight between us?
    Which one of us would pay for the ticket?

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    shatter a gals dreams why doncha

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    "Nurse! We have a broken dream here! Get that super-glue over here, ASAP, god dammit!"

    Oh, okay: I'll pay.

    In other news: Coyotes nine month stint in the army almost done. Only six days to go, and he'll be back to party hard!

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    Hey, Ally, if that was weird to you... sorry. I just got home.

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    nawh, actually it was funny!

    Oh, 6 days? We'll hafta throw a party!

    My friend from school got called up to go to Iraq. He emailed us last night to say he'll probably mis the semester. We're already planning his welcome back party.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    ah, I missed Pookie!

    Ya can go ahead and give me really sicken nicknames if ya wanna play fair...Pookie. lol
    Can't believe I missed this post...

    I'll get back to you on this, Ally.

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    should i be fearful?

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    Nah. Excited and as giddy as a little girl, maaybe, but fearful... well, it's not my style to scare the ladies. (Except if it's part of a good joke. )

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    I'm gonna hit the sack now. Got a funeral to participate in tomorrow, and guess who's one of the pallbearers? (hint: that handsome devil in my avatar.) See ya tomorrow, Ally.

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    nighty hun!

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    Well, I'm back.

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    whoo-hoo!

    I remember my grandfather saying that if you're feeling icky to take a shot of some liquor and it'll make you feel better. Thing is, I dont' remember what liquor he said. I think Whiskey

    I got random acts of stuffy nose and a sore throat

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    Don't worry, I'll be taking lots of liquor tonight.

    You wanna know what works best against a sore throat?
    Last edited by Coyote; 04-03-2004 at 10:48 AM.

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    I'm afraid to ask, but I'll bite. What works best for a sore throat? Would help right now.

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    A hot cup of tea (how hot? as hot as you, honey ), with a little bit of honey in the mix.

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