The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I need to see Clapton

I'll dress up as Clapton for you...just got a short haircut too! Uhuuhuhuhu...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I'll dress up as Clapton for you...just got a short haircut too! Uhuuhuhuhu...

LOL....I'd buy it too...wtf do I know...

strap on a guitar an you all look the same to me

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Yeah, I've got the medication now. After the extra examinations nothing more serious was found, just the epilepsy...so everything should be cool with that now. I don't have a permission to drive a car for 10 more months, it sucks, but luckily I'm working as a site manager only three blocks away from my apartment so I don't need the car so much now...

I have decided to drink a bit more on a special occasion, if I feel like it, like on a new year's eve or something, and some beers every now and then, but I just don't have the urge to get totally wasted every weekend like I used to...and I've noticed it''s only a good thing!

I'm happy to hear that. Seriously, I know we all fuck around and shoot each other shit but at the end of the day I'm happy to know that you're gonna continue to AWe this site for many, many miles to come.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL....I'd buy it too...wtf do I know...

strap on a guitar an you all look the same to me

"All you get is CREAM..."

Originally posted by MAX
I'm happy to hear that. Seriously, I know we all fuck around and shoot each other shit but at the end of the day I'm happy to know that you're gonna continue to AWe this site for many, many miles to come.

*sigh*

Kewl, thanks!

I think I gotta work a bit now...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
*sigh*

Kewl, thanks!

I think I gotta work a bit now...

Sounds good.

The condition doesn't mess with fuckin' does it? I mean from all the pics of the stellar wimmin' that you post pics with, looks to me as if you get more ass than a toilet seat.

Just glad that you're takin' good care of yourself. Oh and again, cuntgrats on the mod gig. Loooooong overdue.

[Golden AWe]

Nope, the pictures tend to lie or at least exaggerate a bit...I probably had the best summer ever, at one point I was going out and sleeping with three separate girls...but this autumn has been a very silent one for most of the time...a couple of positive accidents have happened during the last few months but most of the time has been very frustrating...uhuhuhuhuhuh...I've been going out with a couple of very good-looking girls, two of them I know ended their long relationships and third one's working all the time...so I was immediately testing the ice a bit...but they only wanted someone to spend the night with for the bar/disco part, offering no bedroom adventures...so I got a haircut yesterday and this bullshit will stop...in other words, I'll rather spend more time alone and search for new ones than be a pussy "gay friend"...uhuhuhuhuh

[Golden AWe]

The thing about being friends with a girl is bullshit for the most of the time...it may sound arrogant or childish to say "I'm don't wanna have this friends thing with you, if this is all that's gonna happen then I'm not interested" to a grrrl, especially to a very attractive one...but the truth is being friends with a healthy, single girl and not having sex is a waste of time and "the resources of pleasure"...she'd forget you anyway if she started dating another guy, she wouldn't be going out to the discos and bars anyway so why not stop the bs before it happens...ahhahaha...

[diamondsgirl]

I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

[Golden AWe]

Yesterday night was GOOD.

There's a lot of nightlife up north, visiting my brother and my parents but had time to go out too!

[Dan]

Who's up for a Drink?

[Golden AWe]

I know I am!

[Coyote]

I wish I were... School at 8 am...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
I wish I were... School at 8 am...

maybe just one little one?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Who's up for a Drink?

me...always...

you mixin'?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
me...always...

you mixin'?

O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
maybe just one little one?

Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Dan
O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

One beer, thanks, before I hit the bed...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
O.k,DG and GA,Beer,wine or Sprits?

Yes.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

thats it! good coyote

[Matt White]

I'll take a "Black-tooth Grin"

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'll take a "Black-tooth Grin"

In a Big glass and on the rocks?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Coyote
Ah, what the hell... Dan! Gimme a Screwdriver, please.

One Screwdriver coming up Coyote.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dan
In a Big glass and on the rocks?

Hell Yeah!

Sup Dan?

How you been?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hell Yeah!

Sup Dan?

How you been?

Matt,good to see you in here Tonight.

Grate and enjoying The Hot Summer.

How's life treating you?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dan
Matt,good to see you in here Tonight.

Grate and enjoying The Hot Summer.

How's life treating you?

Doin' Grate Dan!!!

FREEZIN' my ass off....it's wintertime for us!!!

[diamondsgirl]

we need some tunes up in heeya...

how about some TSO:


(this vocalist sounds like Roth)

CHRISTMAS NIGHTS IN BLUE

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
DON’T KNOW HOW BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
WITH JELLY ROLL MORTON PLAYIN’ FOR THE BAR

INSIDE HERE, LIGHTS ARE LOW
BUT EACH SONG HAS ITS OWN GLOW
AS HE FLOATS THEM THROUGH THAT SMOKEY AIR
YOU JUST CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REALLY THERE

HOW OLD IS HE?
CANNOT SAY
BUT CLAIMS HE TAUGHT CAB CALLOWAY
AND ON THIS NIGHT I SOMEHOW BELIEVE HIM
KNOWS EVERY SONG THAT CHRISTMAS GOT
EVEN ONES MY BRAIN HAS DROPPED
JUST HIM AND THAT OLD FIR TREE
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
CAN’T BELIEVE BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
TALKING WITH STRANGERS SITTIN’ CROSS THE BAR
SUDDENLY, ALL ARE LAUGHIN’
THIS NIGHT’S SMART, ALWAYS CRAFTIN’
BUILDING BRIDGES NEARLY EVERYWHERE
HITS A WALL, IT JUST BUILDS A STAIRS

OUTSIDE THE COLORED LIGHTS THEY BLEED
FOR SNOW IS WHITE AND COLORS NEED
AS IT JUST COMES DOWN LIKE PURE SALVATION
IT OFFERS ALL ITS AMNESTY
AND MAKES YOUR NEIGHBOR DIFFERENT SEE
BY THE LIGHT OF THAT FIR TREE
AND THIS OLD BAR
ELECTRIFIED IN BLUE

I GOTTA DROP DEAD SIMPLE
CHILDHOOD VIEW OF SALVATION
PERHAPS THAT’S HOW IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
AND THE MORE I ADD UP ALL THIS INFORMATION
IT SEEMS IT ALL COMES DOWN IN THE END TO YOU AND ME

SO YOU LOOK AROUND TILL YOU FIND A PHONE
THEN YOU CALL YOUR MOM AND EVERYONE AT HOME
AND THE BAR LOOKS ON AND THEY START TO CHEER
WHEN YOU TALK TO FOLKS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS

AND THE SNOW COMES DOWN
AND THE CHILDREN PLAY
AND THEY PRAY TO GOD
IT NEVER GOES AWAY
AND A CHILDHOOD PRAYER
SHOULD NEVER BE DENIED
AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON
TILL IT’S CAROLIZED

CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED

AND ON THIS TREE
THE LIGHTS ARE DONE
BUT THE COLORS HERE ARE DOWN ONE
I GUESS IT KIND OF FITS THE SITUATION
ORNAMENTS STILL SHINING BRIGHT
WATCH THEM GLITTER IN THE LIGHT
JUST THIS OLD FIR TREE AND ME
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Doin' Grate Dan!!!

FREEZIN' my ass off....it's wintertime for us!!!

Are you much of a Vodka drinker?

Good to Warm you up.

I'm lucky,in Winter we get no Snow where I live.

Overcast days are a killer for us,very high humility.

Cheers.

[MAX]

'ello????????????????????????????

'tis there anybody out there?

Just knock if you can heeya me...

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello????????????????????????????

'tis there anybody out there?

Just knock if you can heeya me...

What's up Max?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
What's up Max?

Not a lot pally.

Not havin' too good of an evening.

Let's have a drink, sound good?

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Not a lot pally.

Not havin' too good of an evening.

Let's have a drink, sound good?

Max,put some Van Halen on,take the phone off the hook and drink some Very cold beer.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Max,put some Van Halen on,take the phone off the hook and drink some Very cold beer.

Been listening to "Little Guitars" and stuff.

I'll still have a frothie with you.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Been listening to "Little Guitars" and stuff.

I'll still have a frothie with you.

Maybe a pint or two.

[MAX]

Sounds good Dan.

[Matt White]

Sup Gents?

Just been rockin' the PANTERA

I'll take a Black Tooth Grin.....and an ashtray

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Sounds good Dan.

Drinks all round Max.

[Golden AWe]

Going out tonight...first, for a dinner with some mates...then maybe a beer or two, watching other people get pissed on pre-christmas parties...

and yeah, I've got tickets to see THE DARKNESS in May!!!

[MAX]

Beeyas please and I found this thread's theme song. lol

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mm, my ears still ring

CHORUS

4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
*Bllll-bbbb*, I run ten mile

CHORUS

Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just going on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin.
I said "Lemme have a big old sip"
*Bllll-bbbb*, I done a double back flip

CHORUS

TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: *Bllll-bbbb* is impossible to spell.
It's a ululation of the lips and
tongue similar to a "raspberry."

[Dan]

Grate song Max.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Grate song Max.

My friend played that when we were sharing a cupla drinks last night.

I KNEW it should be The "Official" Roth Army Bar song.

Now, let's go piss off the balcony. :p