The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.......

Sup Dan?

Damn,out of them sticky buds.

Grate Matt,no more work for two weeks,time to get some Sun,Fun and be a bum.

What up Matt?

[MAX]

'ello Hombreanos.

First things first...

Miss DG,

You're wish 'tis and shall always be my command.

Al,

Don't make me hurt you with that mistletoe. You just keep your friggin' hands to yourself. lol :p

Joey, get the flying fuck out of heeya or I'll make you cry worse than you make the little boys wimper on the playgrounds that you haunt. No joke, I'll fuck you up worse than the 450 lb dude named "Raspberry" who called you his "bitch" in prison.

Taeo,

Let's get shitty you rascal... lol

Dan,

Could I have this dance?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Miss DG,

You're wish 'tis and shall always be my command.

then, I command you to feel better ASAP.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
then, I command you to feel better ASAP.

You're so and beyond sweet.

Believe me, I'm tryin' my masta...

Unfortunately, I feel like the grim reaper.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
'ello Hombreanos.

First things first...

Miss DG,

You're wish 'tis and shall always be my command.

Al,

Don't make me hurt you with that mistletoe. You just keep your friggin' hands to yourself. lol :p

Joey, get the flying fuck out of heeya or I'll make you cry worse than you make the little boys wimper on the playgrounds that you haunt. No joke, I'll fuck you up worse than the 450 lb dude named "Raspberry" who called you his "bitch" in prison.

Taeo,

Let's get shitty you rascal... lol

Dan,

Could I have this dance?

Bro,you may have this Dance.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Bro,you may have this Dance.

Dan,

Wear a mask cos I'm currently sick as fuck. Slept the majority of the night. I just had a massive coughing spell though and can't fall back asleep.

As long as I've got you...

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays (whichever you prefer) !!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Dan,

Wear a mask cos I'm currently sick as fuck. Slept the majority of the night. I just had a massive coughing spell though and can't fall back asleep.

As long as I've got you...

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays (whichever you prefer) !!!

You too Bro,I will have a few drinks for you.

[diamondsgirl]

I could use a night cap.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I could use a night cap.

How's that for "fresh?" lol

[diamondsgirl]

I already have one of those

hows about a hot toddy from a real hottie (thats you!)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
hows about a hot toddy from a real hottie (thats you!)

Why thank you and speaking of "hot" you sizzle and burn...

I'm there for you as always and shall always be.

[Dan]

Summer is here so bring out the beer.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm there for you as always and shall always be.

but will you be wearing that Gladiator get up as I requested?

Thats the question.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Summer is here so bring out the beer.

what kind of temps do you got there Dan?

its still quite nipply here.

[Ally_Kat]

Alright, the birthday girl is here. Who wants to do shots?

[Golden AWe]

ever wondered what's it like in the mod room?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=31498

[diamondsgirl]

I would like to raise a glass to our Toastmaster General on the eve of his talk show premier.

anyone with me?

[MAX]

Someone say "Butterfly?" lol

"Let's raise 'em up and see who salutes..."

What are you drinkin' Master DG?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I would like to raise a glass to our Toastmaster General on the eve of his talk show premier.

anyone with me?

I'm with ya Babe.......


"To the ROCKEST MOFO in the HISTORY of ROCK 'N' ROLL.....


DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

I'm drinkin' what ever this smiley dude is drinkin'...seems to be workin' for him!
DIAMOND DAVE!!!

[MAX]

Holy Mother of FUCK!!!

The barfly's a hoppin' t'nite?

'Tis been too fucking long!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'm with ya Babe.......


"To the ROCKEST MOFO in the HISTORY of ROCK 'N' ROLL.....


DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

heeya, heeya

:bottle:

[MAX]

Jack and Ginger for Taeo, a beeya for me and some pink drink for DG.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Jack and Ginger for Taeo, a beeya for me and some pink drink for DG.

there is a drink called "Pink Drink"

I'll try that

[Matt White]

MMmmmmmmmmmm.....


Sum tunes are in order I say.........



Sometimes I will, then again I think I won't
Sometimes I will, then again I think I won't
Sometimes I do, then again I think I don't

Well I looked at my watch, it was 9:21
We was at a rock'n'roll dance having nothing but fun
And we rolled, reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 9:32
There's nothing I would rather do than dance with you
And we rolled, reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 9:43
And everytime I spinned she would spin with me
And we rolled, reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 9:54
I said, " Dance ballerina girl, go go go!"
And we rolled, reelin' and a - rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 10:05
Man, I didn't know if I was dead or alive
And I was rollin', reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 10:26
But I'm gonna keep on dancing toll I get my kicks
And we reeled, reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 10:28
I gotta get my kicks before it get too late
And we was reelin', reelin' and a - rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch, it was 10:29
I had to hold her hand, she was still holding mine
And we reeled, reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch and to my surprise
I was dancing with a woman that was twice my size
I was reelin', reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Rollin' till the break of dawn

Well I looked at my watch and it was time to go
The bandleader said " We ain't playing no more "
And we was reelin', reelin' and a rockin'
We was reelin' and a rockin'
Well till the break of dawn

[diamondsgirl]

1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz milk
1 squirt cream (hee,hee)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
there is a drink called "Pink Drink"

I'll try that

I wonder what the fuck 'tis in it?

What if it tastes like shit?

[diamondsgirl]

go chuck go...

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
1/2 oz Galliano® herbal liqueur

Nuh Uh. lol

No Galliano for you. Have you ever tasted it? It tastes like stomach bile.

I'll be damned if I eva served you that.

Let's go with Absolut Vanilla, Raspberry Schnapps, Chambord, Baileys, Cleeya Creme De Cocoa and some cream (tee hee) and see how that tastes.

I'll make it fuckin' pink, trust me...

[MAX]

Who's "Chuck?" :confused:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Nuh Uh. lol

No Galliano for you. Have you ever tasted it? It tastes like stomach bile.

I'll be damned if I eva served you that.

Let's go with Absolut Vanilla, Raspberry Schnapps, Chambord, Baileys, Cleeya Creme De Cocoa and some cream (tee hee) and see how that tastes.

I'll make it fuckin' pink, trust me...

lmao

ok

but after that list I might be tasting stomach bile at some point anyway

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Who's "Chuck?" :confused:

Chuck Berry

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
lmao

ok

but after that list I might be tasting stomach bile at some point anyway

Heeyas your beeya then... :p

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Heeyas your beeya then... :p

fine

back to toasting Dave...

your turn Max

[Ally_Kat]

*peeks in*

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
*peeks in*

*waves to Ally to come in and drink to Dave*

[MAX]

Ummmmm..........

Lend me your eeyas. lol

Roth Radio and Roth on!!!

*hiccup*

Now wheyea's my beeya?

[diamondsgirl]

LOL

nice one!

and I would like to toast all of the :hiccup: January birthday babies

Ally, Max, Al, Bueno Bob, Susie Q...

I'm like that chick from Romper Room with her magic mirror...

except I got beer

[Ally_Kat]

someone slide me something with tequila in it.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
someone slide me something with tequila in it.

how bout a tequila sunrise?...I hear that has tequila in it