The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[mako_kimura]

I'll drink to that!

[Dan]

Originally posted by jslav06
Who says you gotta be 18 to drink? I'm not sayin' anything, but I'm just sayin'.
:bottle:
Cheers to being underage!

Bar Rules,I don't make the them.

O.k,half Beer and half Lemonade in a Glass for the Young Ones.

[Matt White]

Make sure they get an umberella in their drinks!!!:p



I'll have the Jack & Ginger special...hold the Ginger!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Make sure they get an umberella in their drinks!!!:p



I'll have the Jack & Ginger special...hold the Ginger!!!

Cheers Matt.

[Matt White]

Back at YA Dan!!!

How ya been?

Enjoying the summer?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Back at YA Dan!!!

How ya been?

Enjoying the summer?

Good Bro and yourself?

Summer has been Grate,Drinking Beer and BBQ.Been to hot to work.lol

Still got your Nuggets after a cold Winter?

[Matt White]

Yup...kinda cold 'round these parts right now...

Only aboot 6 weeks of winter left...then the fun starts!!!

[jslav06]

Originally posted by Matt White
Make sure they get an umberella in their drinks!!!:p

Hell yeah. And put a little lemon in there too.

[mako_kimura]

that or a spiked shirley temple

[Dan]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
that or a spiked shirley temple

Holy shit,The Youth of Today.

[Dan]

The Pub Cricket Rules.

1)One point for touching a Ladies Ass.

2)Two points for touching a Breast.

3)A slap on the face means you are out of the game.

Those are The Rules,any questions Boys?

BTW..Cheers.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by jslav06
Hell yeah. And put a little lemon in there too.

VERY little lemon....

And make 'em sit up front...so I can hear the jukebox.....

[Matt White]

Peace Dan!

I gotta be up early...at the ASS CRACK of Dawn.....And then...I'll get outta bed!!!:p

[diamondsgirl]

knock knock...

[MAX]

who's theeya? :confused:

[mako_kimura]

Just you're fellow crazy underage mofo

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
who's theeya? :confused:

its ME...

DG.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
Just you're fellow crazy underage mofo

mako_kimura who?

[Dan]

Hi D.G.

[jslav06]

It's me... just take my word... I rule.

[diamondsgirl]

well...hi Dan.

what are you drinking?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
well...hi Dan.

what are you drinking?

Anything Cold

What are you Drinking?

[diamondsgirl]

I am drinking merlot

getting mellow...

Red, red wine
Go to my head
Makes me forget that I
Still need him so

Red, red wine
It's up to you
All I can do, I've done
Memories won't go
Memories won't go

I'd have sworn
That with time
Thoughts of you
Would leave my head
I was wrong
Now I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red, red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearin' apart
My blue, blue heart


Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it make me feel bad
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
(wtf? Dave must have wrote that shit...lol)

Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing make me do my own thing
Red red wine you really know how I love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine
Make me feel fine all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line
The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad ganja upon him little rowing boat

Red red wine I'm gonna hold on to you
Hold on to you cause I know you love true
Red red wine I'm gonna love you till I die
Love you till I die and that's no lie
Red red wine can't get you out my mind
Where ever you may be I'll surely find
I'll surely find, make no fuss just stick with us.

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine
Mek me feel fine all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line
The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad ganja upon him little rowing boat

Red red wine you really know how i love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing mAKE me do my own thing
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.

[mako_kimura]

Good drinking song. I would say mas tequila, but then that's just sheep like

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
Good drinking song. I would say mas tequila, but then that's just sheep like

oh no you didn't....

[mako_kimura]

I didn't. Trust me, I'm not that big of a dumbass.

[diamondsgirl]

Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
bum-bum-buh
Come um-um-um-um-on baby, bottoms up

Owww!

Yeah!

just like that...

:bottle:

[Matt White]

HERE'S A "DRINKIN" SONG....


I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes lord, she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand,
'cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' cause I'll get all balled up
inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Sure enough about closing time, (I'm) about stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

[mako_kimura]

wo-ooa, Mexico. Gotta love Jimmy Buffet

[Matt White]

Or....


Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

I'm drowning in a whiskey river,
Bathing my mem'ried mind in the wetness of its soul.
Feeling the amber current flowin' from my mind.
And warm an empty heart you left so cold.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

Instrumental break.

I'm drowning in a whiskey river,
Bathing my mem'ried mind in the wetness of its soul.
Feeling the amber current flowin' from my mind.
And warm an empty heart you left so cold.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

[diamondsgirl]

you drinking tonite Matty?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you drinking tonite Matty?

Nope DG...just got in from work.....

Too tired...gonna crash!!!

Now tomorrow night...I'm gonna "Tie-One-On"!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Nope DG...just got in from work.....

Too tired...gonna crash!!!

Now tomorrow night...I'm gonna "Tie-One-On"!!!!

I hope you have a marvelous time

going anywhere special?

[Ally_Kat]

It's so cold outside that I gotta drink something to warm me up!

[jslav06]

Yeah it's pretty cold here too, I could go for a nice cold one. Here's my ID.

[jslav06]

And for the record... that's not me.

[Dan]

Originally posted by jslav06
And for the record... that's not me.

[Dan]

Home Sweet Home.:bottle:

[Coyote]

Can I get a beer?

[mako_kimura]

Gimme a bottle of anything