The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[MAX]

G'Nite Angelface.

[Matt White]

Yup...I needs sum music too.....

Little Jimi.....


HERE COMES, DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE SO HEAVY GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM A JAGGED EDGE
AH, DRINK UP BABY

BEEN RIDIN' BROOMSICKS SINCE SHE WAS FIFTEEN
BLOW OUT ALL THE OTHER WITCHES ON THE SCENE
SHE GOT A BULL WHIP JUST AS LONG AS YOUR LIFE
HER TONG CAN EVEN SCRATCH THE SOUL OUT OF THE DEVIL'S WIFE

WELL, I SEEN HER IN ACTION AT THE PLAYERS CHOICE
TURN ALL THE LOVE MEN INTO DONUT BOYS
HEY RED HOT MOMMA, YOU'D BETTER STEP ASIDE
THIS CHICK'S GONNA TURN YOU TO A BLOCK OF ICE
LOOK OUT

HERE COMES, DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE SO HEAVY GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER BABY
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM A JAGGED EDGE
RIGHT ON
DRINK UP BABY
HEY!

YEAH, LOOK AT OLD BURNT OUT SUPERMAN
TRYIN' TO SHOOT HIS DUST ON THE SUN
CAPTAIN COMIC IS THE MAN ON THE RUN
ON THE WORDS OF LOVE
DO THEY EVER TOUCH DOLLY BROWN
BETTER GET IN SOME HIGHWAY AND CLEAR OUTTA TOWN

HERE COMES DOLLY DAGGER
HER LOVE'S SO HEAVY, GONNA MAKE YOU STAGGER
DOLLY DAGGER
SHE AIN'T SATISFIED 'TIL SHE GET WHAT SHE'S AFTER
SHE DRINKS THE BLOOD FROM THE JAGGED EDGE
LOOK OUT BABY HERE COMES YOUR MASTER
ALRIGHT
WATCH OUT THERE BABY
GONNA GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT

DOLLY HEAVY MAMA
GET IT ON GET IT ON GET IT ON

[Dan]

Wet Wednesday,Bring On The Girls.

[diamondsgirl]

there's a teeya in my beeya

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
there's a teeya in my beeya

Please don't do that.

There's a puddle of teeyas in mine.

[Matt White]

WELLA WELLA WELLA....

Lemme see what I can do to lighten the mood up in here.............

All together now...

"One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la

Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun,
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la

(background singer - La-----aaah!)

Two Banana, four banana, one banana, three
Swinging like a bunch of monkeys hanging from a tree
Hey there everybody won't you come along and see
How much like Banana Splits everyone can be

Making up a mess of fun, Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la"

[Dan]

Sunday morning Blues,well we have FREE Drinks on The House.

[diamondsgirl]

I just had the best margarita I ever had. And MY SON made it for me.

OMG, I am so friggin old.

My kid is (almost) old enough to drink (legally)

and he makes a damn good margarita!

Bottoms Up, Roth fans!

[tjvhou812]

burga and a beeya

[Dan]

Anyone for Flat Beer?

Good to be back.

Cheers:bottle:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone for Flat Beer?

Good to be back.

Cheers:bottle:

sure why not

[Ally_Kat]

fill my stine

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
whats up bro

'ello Teej.

Beeya me please?

[Dan]

Beer for everyone.:bottle:

[tjvhou812]

beeya is like...fuckin great man

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
beeya is like...fuckin great man

I'll drink to dat

[diamondsgirl]

How bout a little Dr.Hook

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters, they flock around her, and they fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

She arrives in all her splendour every night at nine o'clock
And her chariot is a cross-town bus that stops right down the block
The ol' piano minstrel plays a song as she walks in
And the queen of the Silver Dollar, she's home again

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

Her royal gown is a satin dress, that's stained and slightly torn
And her sparkling jewels are rhinestones, and her shoes are scuffed and worn
From the many roads she's travelled and the wonderous sights she's seen
And I watch her and I pray God save the queen

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

The queen of the Silver Dollar is not as haughty as she seems
She was once an ordinary girl with ordinary dreams
But I found her and I won her, and I brought her to this world
Yes I'm the man who made a queen of a simple country girl

She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom
And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne
And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours
And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home

[scottydabodi]

FYI: Read the title under my avatar.

[diamondsgirl]

DG rules this smokey kingdom

LOL

how are you Mr. Da Bodi?

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
how are you Mr. Da Bodi?

Better...



Better now that I'm here with you, dollface!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
DG rules this smokey kingdom

Yes Dee Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr......... Indeed you do rule.

[Dan]

Hello Max,what are you drinking?

[tjvhou812]

beeya

[Ally_Kat]

*sits on bar stool and twirls*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Coyote]

BEER!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
*sits on bar stool and twirls*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

put a little beer on that and see what happens

[Coyote]

Why just a "little" beer?

[Coyote]

Getcha pull!!

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[tjvhou812]

burga and beeya

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Coyote
Why just a "little" beer?

true

suck down a six pack and then spin 'til you puke

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
burga and beeya

sounds perfect right about now

[Coyote]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
true

suck down a six pack and then spin 'til you puke

make it a twelve...

[Dan]

Birthday Beers for TJ,Have a Great one or two.:bottle:

[MAX]

'tis it Teej's Birthday?!?!?!?

Well fuckin' A!!!

As the man said, let's fire up the BBQ and ice the coolers.

Nothin' but burgas and beeyas all around!!!

Heeya you go and Happy Birthday Teej.



Beeyas and burgaas...

[tjvhou812]

thx max...that burga looks stella

[MAX]

Which one Teej?

Happy Birthday bruthaaa...

Now, let's get you a wicked burga and a beeya to wash it down, STAT.

[tjvhou812]

Sounds like a plan

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
put a little beer on that and see what happens

experiments college style.

How come this was never on Mr Wizard?

[Dan]

Thursday Nights in The Roth Army Bars is Drink The Bar Dry.

:bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

time flies when you drink in excess

blackouts are my friend