The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Max stood me up tonite...he said he'd be here...

(the little shit )

I'm glad you're here, Dan

wtF is a Bean rock?

Hi D.G.

Bean rock is a Kiwi Beer.

[diamondsgirl]

does it taste like kiwi?

like that blueberry-shit beer?

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
does it taste like kiwi?

like that blueberry-shit beer?

It was made by Kiwis,one of our not so famous brands.

It has heaps of Hops in it.Nice taste,very smooth Lager.

Never had that blueberry beer,what does it taste like?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan


Never had that blueberry beer,what does it taste like?

I'll give you one guess. :p

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll give you one guess. :p

LOL.

[diamondsgirl]

Hey Dan, I'm out...I gotta sleep.

If you see Max tell him that DG was hoping to share a beeya with him.

Maybe next time...

[Dan]

T.G.I.F.

Another Drink D.G?

[diamondsgirl]

...a bottle of anything to go....

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
...a bottle of anything to go....

O.k,So I'm cleaning the Bar up Tonight?

[Dan]

Open Bar People.

[Dan]

World Cup drinks two for the price of one.

[Dan]

Or free drinks until someone scores first.

[Dan]

O.k for the old ones here tonight,a bit of Dr Hook in da House.

[Dan]

Max,if you make it out this weekend to the bar,D.G has your Beer waiting for you bro.

Cheers to The Bar staff Tonight.

[Dan]

World Cup Soccer on The Big screen people.

[diamondsgirl]

I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

1 jigger of tequila
1 jigger of water
1 envelope sour mix
a splash of lime

anyone?

[Ally_Kat]

Sounds good to me.

My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Sounds good to me.

My buddy has been dragging me to the real bar down here to watch the races. I'll go until he stops paying. lol

Hey there Al

you at a bar now?

[Ally_Kat]

i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
i'm in a bar thread...that count? lol

Apparently Sat night is bar night with my buddy. He just came home from colelge first time in 3 yrs and he's trying to make it up to me.

I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)

[MAX]

'ello Ally and DG.

A tip of my hat and a toast to you both.

[Matt White]

Make mine a double barkeep...the CAP'N' hung up his skates today................................

[diamondsgirl]

'ello Maximus

I am about to go to bed...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

goodnight

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'm confused. (read as: slightly drunk)

I had a friend, with a penis. Just friends. We were very close. Brother-sister-like close. Month and a week younger than me. Is in the school grade after me.

Went away to college.

Kept in touch the first year.

Second year he disappeared.

Just re-appeared 2 weeks ago.

Keeps dragging me to this bar every Sat and pays for whatever I drink. Drags me to the diner afterward. Gets me home about 2-3 am.

[MAX]

Nite DG.

Seeeeeee you, feeeeeeel you in your dreams tonight...

[MAX]

'ello Taeo.

[Matt White]

PEACE OUT DG!!!

Sup MAX...I'm hittin' it in a minute myself...................

[Dan]

Hi Guys,one for the road.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I am making my WORLD FAMOUS Siouxsie Sour. ROTFLMAO.

1 jigger of tequila
1 jigger of water
1 envelope sour mix
a splash of lime

anyone?

Mmmmmmmm...

Yezza, definitely count me in for one. After we "stumbled" upon that one, I got to thinkin' about something both frozen, festive (Fourth of July'ish) and that you'd really enjoy. Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix.

Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck.

Ok, remember a cupla days ago when I told you about that "Lava Flow" dessert drink that that woman told me about after returning from Hawaii?

I'm going to construct (dream stage only right now. lol ) one but make it Independance Dayish, so to speak. It will be a refreshingly, dreamy and creamy elixer...

Grrr....

We'll make TWO of the fruit/berry purees.

One will be red and we'll use raspberries, strawberries, sugar and water. Ehhh, fuck the simple syrup, let's use booze instead? We can use some Red Passionfruit Alize instead. Ever tried it? Good stuff for a mixer. Blend them up, chill and set aside

For the second (I'll have to fuck around with this) we'll use blueberries, blackberries and Blue Curacao liqueur (which is basically a blue simple syrup anyway) and do the same thing.

Hence and now we'll have both red and blue to use.

Now for the white, we'll make pina coladas (my mix from scratch i.e. Coc lopez, fresh pineapple, half and half, etc. and not the pre-made crap) and blend it up once the purees have chilled a bit.

Let's see... For the booze, let's use Malibu Rum ok?

Aiiight, now we'll chill some pilsner glasses so they have frost on them.

At the bottom we'll put the red puree, then layer the pina colada over that, another layer except with the blue puree, another pina laya and so on...

I could definitely do it.

Then we'll garnish it with a sparkler. lmao :p

Whadd'ya think?

We could call it a "SIOUXE AND JERONIMO YANKEE ROSE!!!"

[MAX]

Forgive the sloppy and quick "paint" job but it would look something like this. Well, A LOT better but you get the idea.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Mmmmmmmm...

Yezza, definitely count me in for one. After we "stumbled" upon that one, I got to thinkin' about something both frozen, festive (Fourth of July'ish) and that you'd really enjoy. Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix.

Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck.

Ok, remember a cupla days ago when I told you about that "Lava Flow" dessert drink that that woman told me about after returning from Hawaii?

I'm going to construct (dream stage only right now. lol ) one but make it Independance Dayish, so to speak. It will be a refreshingly, dreamy and creamy elixer...

Grrr....

We'll make TWO of the fruit/berry purees.

One will be red and we'll use raspberries, strawberries, sugar and water. Ehhh, fuck the simple syrup, let's use booze instead? We can use some Red Passionfruit Alize instead. Ever tried it? Good stuff for a mixer. Blend them up, chill and set aside

For the second (I'll have to fuck around with this) we'll use blueberries, blackberries and Blue Curacao liqueur (which is basically a blue simple syrup anyway) and do the same thing.

Hence and now we'll have both red and blue to use.

Now for the white, we'll make pina coladas (my mix from scratch i.e. Coc lopez, fresh pineapple, half and half, etc. and not the pre-made crap) and blend it up once the purees have chilled a bit.

Let's see... For the booze, let's use Malibu Rum ok?

Aiiight, now we'll chill some pilsner glasses so they have frost on them.

At the bottom we'll put the red puree, then layer the pina colada over that, another layer except with the blue puree, another pina laya and so on...

I could definitely do it.

Then we'll garnish it with a sparkler. lmao :p

Whadd'ya think?

We could call it a "SIOUXE AND JERONIMO YANKEE ROSE!!!"

sounds scrumptious

and I'll bet it looks beautiful too

I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Although I'm NOT going to use your "terminology" regarding the pineapple/coconut/cream mix.

Who's on first?

send me a PM explaining this one, cos I have no idea.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Think of this one and I'm DEFINITELY going to make one for us when we get back from fireworks and we're sitting on the deck.

and of course we'll have EEAS on the stereo, right?

RIGHT??

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Forgive the sloppy and quick "paint" job but it would look something like this. Well, A LOT better but you get the idea.

you are multi-talented, Maximus

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda

There's no need to hiya that of which you already own.

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and of course we'll have EEAS on the stereo, right?

RIGHT??

I was thinking of some Barry Manilow or some Carpenters myself.

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you are multi-talented, Maximus

Hey, I aim to please for my MASTA!!!

One Peanut Butter gown, Milk Chocolate suit, Reesies Cake, our feet in the sand and we're good to go...

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I need to hire you to be my own personal bahtenda

I need to hire him to be my landscaper! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I need to hire him to be my landscaper! :bottle:

Buddy, as always I'll do that free of charge.

How's your Fourth my dear friend?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Buddy, as always I'll do that free of charge.

How's your Fourth my dear friend?

It was great.

Thank you very much for asking.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I need to hire him to be my landscaper! :bottle:

I will lend him out. But, you pay me.

If you would like him to mix drinks for you and your wife, that will be an additional charge.

But, well worth it.

[Ally_Kat]

but hey -- I'm free lol

I'm such a drinkwhore