New Super Group To Hit The Stage!!

[wooda]

Yes, you heard it here first. Not to be out done by Sam's Gayness, Ed has decided to take matters into his own Mouth.

[guwapo_rocker]

Livin' after midnight
knob gobblin' 'til the dawn.
Rimmin' till the mornin'
Rob's on Ed's dong.

[wooda]

RIght you are guwapo, and here is some more new promo stuff for the NAMBLA fans!!!

[madraoul]

Ah, the look of utter bliss on Halford's face. I'm fucking dying here!

[tjvhou812]

if eddie is gay, why do so many people want dave back in the band w/him


does it seem cold in here to you

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by wooda
Yes, you heard it here first. Not to be out done by Sam's Gayness, Ed has decided to take matters into his own Mouth.

Holy shit.

Goddamn wooda.....

[madraoul]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
if eddie is gay, why do so many people want dave back in the band w/him

To give his jiz receptacle of a band the much needed shot of testosterone its required since 1986.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by madraoul
To give his jiz receptacle of a band the much needed shot of testosterone its required since 1986.

im sorry what was your name again

[madraoul]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
im sorry what was your name again

Hugh Jorgen

[Mezro]

LOL...Van Halford

Mezro...good one wooda...

[ZahZoo]

Hey Wooda bro... leave the kid out of it.... poor bastard didn't pick his parents!!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by wooda
Yes, you heard it here first. Not to be out done by Sam's Gayness, Ed has decided to take matters into his own Mouth.

LMFAO.....ok wooda, gotta admit, that was great photo manipulation... hilarious and original!

[Diver Down NJ]

Hey, at least Halford is still a great vocalist. I can't wait for the next Priest album. Can't say that about Van Hagar.

[wooda]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Hey Wooda bro... leave the kid out of it.... poor bastard didn't pick his parents!!

Oh shit, I forgot you didn't pay your NAMBLA membership this year.

Sorry to bring that up BRO

[scottydabodi]

Shit man, Halford would ROCK that fucking group of turdslurpers!!! Halfard's fruitier than a San Francisco traffic jam, but he is an INCREDIBLE Singer/Frontman!!! Halford kicks(and licks)ASS, but you MUST consider Dave's energy, and chemistry with the sisters... I guess this means:

DAVE OR THE FUCKING GRAVE YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt White]

Even Halford isn't GAY ENOUGH to be in Van Hagar!!!

[scottydabodi]

ha ha!! Now THAT'S funny!!!

[EddieVHfan]

Hey...GUESS WHAT??

Van Halen is still hugely popular and selling out stadiums and David Lee Roth is becoming a fat, washed-up has been with thinning hair who hasn't gotten over the fact that VH went on WITHOUT him.

Eat Em and Smile, Dave...(your Viagra I mean).
I used to like DLR but reading all his childish remarks about the band that he left have soured me on "diamond dave". Dave, please, for you sake, wake-up. Slap yourself in the face or something. Just get it over it, because the way you're looking nowadays, you don't need anymore stress.

...and now for the replies stating that I am gay or something of the sort. (scottydabodi seems especially hostile) Or maybe someone else will sit for 5 hours and rot in front of a computer screen photoshopping a picture of Eddie and jerking off to a picture of DLR's ass in spandex. Let's try and be a little more creative with your pointless posts. I feel sorry for you all.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Van Hagar is selling out stadiums? Sam is that you?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by EddieVHfan
Hey...GUESS WHAT??

Van Halen is still hugely popular and selling out stadiums and David Lee Roth is becoming a fat, washed-up has been with thinning hair who hasn't gotten over the fact that VH went on WITHOUT him.

Dude ! Thats fucking funny
Considering Dave is thin and Van Hagar are only half filling arenas

Good one Mate ! Gave me a great laugh !

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Van Hagar is selling out stadiums? Sam i that you?

He didnt say that BOBW outsold every other Van Halen release, so its probably not....