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Trust me... I will NEVER go there! I was merely trying to entertain the masses!
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..as was I. " who flung poo"? was it you?Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Trust me... I will NEVER go there! I was merely trying to entertain the masses!
was not me!
then who could it be
I dont know...
but its stuck to your knee!!!Comment
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Who slung the PooPoo
Who threw the DooDoo
I don't know who it was
but he must be KooKooComment
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Speaking of poo, one time me and this chick was getting it on after a late night of drinking and a quick buzz through the taco bell drive thru, when all of the sudden she must have sharted ( little bit of shit in a fart) because of the little brown spot on the sheet I discovered the next morning. No lie, not two months after that, me and a different chick was getting it on when all of the sudden she rips a cover fluffing fart. Blushingly she says, oh, excuse me, and I say, no problem babe, I usually make em shit
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For once in my live I am actuall speechless...Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Speaking of poo, one time me and this chick was getting it on after a late night of drinking and a quick buzz through the taco bell drive thru, when all of the sudden she must have sharted ( little bit of shit in a fart) because of the little brown spot on the sheet I discovered the next morning. No lie, not two months after that, me and a different chick was getting it on when all of the sudden she rips a cover fluffing fart. Blushingly she says, oh, excuse me, and I say, no problem babe, I usually make em shit
There isn't even a suitable smilie...Comment
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Keep a bottle of Pepto in the glove compartment, just in case.Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Speaking of poo, one time me and this chick was getting it on after a late night of drinking and a quick buzz through the taco bell drive thru, when all of the sudden she must have sharted ( little bit of shit in a fart) because of the little brown spot on the sheet I discovered the next morning. No lie, not two months after that, me and a different chick was getting it on when all of the sudden she rips a cover fluffing fart. Blushingly she says, oh, excuse me, and I say, no problem babe, I usually make em shit
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Ok, mix alcohol and white vinager. That's what's in swimmer's ear medicine. The alcohol dries the ear up, the vinager works like a douche...(it is acidity and slurfs out the crud).
An old black lady older than the hills used to come buy stuff from John Roth's garden. She compared a tickling down deep in her ear to a woman needing sex. ( I guess she thought he'd give her a discount on vegetables if she got him excited.) Started poking her finger in here ear and moaning... Her old friend backed away and told Ed and me, "I stays in my place!"Comment
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Keep trying dude, one day you'll find her pussy.Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Speaking of poo, one time me and this chick was getting it on after a late night of drinking and a quick buzz through the taco bell drive thru, when all of the sudden she must have sharted ( little bit of shit in a fart) because of the little brown spot on the sheet I discovered the next morning. No lie, not two months after that, me and a different chick was getting it on when all of the sudden she rips a cover fluffing fart. Blushingly she says, oh, excuse me, and I say, no problem babe, I usually make em shit
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Okay, mix alcohol and a large quantity of sleeping pills andOriginally posted by Katydid
Ok, mix alcohol and white vinager. That's what's in swimmer's ear medicine. The alcohol dries the ear up, the vinager works like a douche...(it is acidity and slurfs out the crud).
An old black lady older than the hills used to come buy stuff from John Roth's garden. She compared a tickling down deep in her ear to a woman needing sex. ( I guess she thought he'd give her a discount on vegetables if she got him excited.) Started poking her finger in here ear and moaning... Her old friend backed away and told Ed and me, "I stays in my place!"
you'll be just fine.
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More senseless crap, from a complete ass-bag... ...take the advice about the sleeping pills and alcohol please...Originally posted by Katydid
Ok, mix alcohol and white vinager. That's what's in swimmer's ear medicine. The alcohol dries the ear up, the vinager works like a douche...(it is acidity and slurfs out the crud).
An old black lady older than the hills used to come buy stuff from John Roth's garden. She compared a tickling down deep in her ear to a woman needing sex. ( I guess she thought he'd give her a discount on vegetables if she got him excited.) Started poking her finger in here ear and moaning... Her old friend backed away and told Ed and me, "I stays in my place!"
Knowing and believing are two very different things.
It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.Comment
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