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  1. 01-20-2004, 02:51 AM #1
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    Sniff A CUNT™??

    Hi Kids...

    The internet's "hitch1969©" here...

    has anyone smelled A CUNT™ lately? I know, when a cunt is owned, a cunt is smelly. It stinks, like Walter Matthau throwing a trout unbeknowingly in your wife's Miata. Grumpy Old Men™ kinda tricks.... I think that Hardknockz smells this CUNT™, for he is said yeasty froth.

    SO Sarge has remodeled THA DUMP for moi, and made me a mod with basically NO MOD POWERS!!! Vonnie has made me MAIN MOD™ at his place, all powerful, but hasn't even made anything hitchWORLDish or even acknowledged my big monkey internet cock that all the slutty chicks haved milked and this sort of thing.

    actually the hitchCOCK© is small, yet virile. MAYBE three inches IF you tug on it.

    Butt®, I doubt that these dudes care about that. I know that I dont. ****** got a child support check????

    uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uh

    Then, the question becomes:

    WHO IS GOING TO FLASH NEON DION THA BLING BLING????

    I am the fucking franchise player. Both offers are UNACCEPTABLE to my fat obnoxious fiancee.

    uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

    any of you fuckers see that crap? it was good. I digress.

    mmmmkay.

    ah fuck man...

    The Dude© abides.

    Maybe I'll play for both teams? Thatsa first........ one mod, two forums, two boards.

    I dunno, unless someone can SWOON me?


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    ...get your hitchworld on.
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    LMMFAO, damn i missed having your stuff to read...put that shit on a CD and sell it.

    Look man, dudes made fucking money recording prank calls. YOU are sitting on a goldmine..........
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    who is hitch1969
    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
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    who is hitch1969
    hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
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    Re: Sniff A CUNT™??

    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    Hi Kids...

    WHO IS GOING TO FLASH NEON DION THA BLING BLING????
    I upped it.. you now have full mod powers..
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    Is this a play on Spammy's "Best of Both Worlds"...? I think not!!

    Sounds utterly like a patented "Bi-Hitchual" Cunt-O-Rama(insert TradeMark thingy my keyboard don't support).

    A perfect medium for the patented Bi-Polar HitchBrain...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
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    Brethren and Sistren....

    Many a time in the past, both distant and less so, have the minions thought that perhpaps, just maybe, hitch and I are one in the same. However, this is not the case, as the lack of profusive use of copyright/trademark/registered mark symbols should make evident.

    Further, despite the fact that I am a so-called 'webbie' at both the DLR Army and DDLR.com (not to mention, spiritual leader and financier for hitchworld1969.com) should in no way be construed as a preponderance of evidence suggesting that hitch and I are one and the same.

    If I were the franchise player at said sites, I would certainly wear the crown, ascend the thrown, collect bling-bling, and in all manner of way, abuse and misuse the myriad online stank-ho's that throw themselves continually upon the Internet home and hearth and mantle of the royal and regal house of hitch....

    I came, I saw, ICON!

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    ..ok , we've owned da knockz

    ..i nominate zahzoo as the next official bitchworld bitch
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    My good friend, thatz who!
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    Goddam.. no respect..

    I came, I saw, Icon.

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    Originally posted by flappo
    ..ok , we've owned da knockz

    ..i nominate zahzoo as the next official bitchworld bitch
    Heh!! I ain't nobody's bitch... Capt. CuntFlappo! I'd say it's time for Seenbad to resume the throne!!:fucku2:
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    ..suit yerself , dumbass
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    what is a CUNT™?
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    fucking RothArmyBOT™ must be jerking off for chrissake...

    with that fucking FAG Hardknockz in some kinda QUEER circle jerk.

    uh uh uh uhuh
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    That avatar rocks !!

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    What a cunt. You know, my trial lasted 28 days. And for every single one of those days I had to stare up at that cunt's face while she banged her cunt gavel and instructed the jury to fuck me over. I didn't have a choice. I had to see the cunt. Now I don't have to.
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    Nice to see that my little rant yesterday ranked high enough to get into Golden's signature line.

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    what is a CUNT™?
    Stupid question!

    SUCK FORTH THE JUICES OF DEMON CUNT!
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