From Associated Press:
JEDI ROTH
In a bold move by director George Lucas, it has been confirmed that David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame will be included in the final prequel of the Star Wars series, Revenge of the Sith. The movie which opens in May, will be the final film in the Star Wars series. Roth is said to have a small cameo in a council meeting. More information is forthcoming.
Holy Shit!!!
So sayeth the shepherd. so fook the flock!
FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Man, is Roth cool or what? The only role Sammy would ever get would be to play younger Jabba the Hut.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!
He takes one look at Anakin (Darth) and declares: "Don't swing that lightsabre at me! I'll fuck your Natalie Portman, pal!!!"Originally posted by shepherd
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!
He'll be playing Princess Leah.
*cough*bullshit*cough*
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
this is the best news i have heard in so long.........dave is a fucking jedi at heart, and i hope they let him speak at least one line.......when he says anyhting i am just gonna burst out laughing in the theater, and everyone will be like, why are you laughing......to which i will reply, cause its david lee roth, dolemite motherfuckers!
Oh my god, I hope that's true!!! How fucking cool is that?!??!
I see it now...
Anakin walks into the bedroom and finds Padme in bed with some blonde guy. Shocked, Anakin's anger takes over and he gets furious, using the force to smash shit around the house. Padme freaks and jumps under the bed.
Dave looks up and says...
"Hey man! Now check me out here - you AIN'T LUKE'S FATHER, BITCH!"
Next thing you know, here comes Vader...
Twistin' by the pool.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh my god, I hope that's true!!! How fucking cool is that?!??!
I see it now...
Anakin walks into the bedroom and finds Padme in bed with some blonde guy. Shocked, Anakin's anger takes over and he gets furious, using the force to smash shit around the house. Padme freaks and jumps under the bed.
Dave looks up and says...
"Hey man! Now check me out here - you AIN'T LUKE'S FATHER, BITCH!"
Next thing you know, here comes Vader...
I knew it!!! Luke's father is Dave!!! And only David Lee Roth could make Anakin angry enough to have him turn to the Dark Side of the force! For Christ's sake, Darth probably became so fucked up that he started listening to Van Hagar!!!
Can somebody do me a photoshop edit of the 5150 band photo and throw Darth Vader over Sammy Hagar? Man, that'd be the shit...LMFAO
(seriously, I AM laughing my fucking ass off here)...
HAHA!Originally posted by shepherd
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!
You'll be playing the same fucking goon that you've been playing your entire life.Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
He'll be playing Princess Leah.
I'm positive that people locked you in your locker throughout both highschool and junior high. Also, I'll bet anything that you were such a twat that even the fucking janitorial staff would not let you out.
You are one of those beyond clueless fuckers that just don't get it.
Also, what the fuck kind of statement are you trying to make with that moronic avatar? Jesus Christ and Charles Manson meets a strobe aye? Well, they both had beards so it's funny right? WRONG!!!! Is it some sort of statement?
You are such a tool and I feel so sorry for you.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Dave in Star wars would kick ass!!!!!!
I just hope he gets some major time in the movie and gets to speak.
Episode 1 and Episode 2 of Star wars sucked, but this should be a lot better with Dave in it.
Dave isn't going to fucking be in Star Wars. I'll be willing to bet Mezro's left nut on it.
If it was on the AP, they would have had something about it on one of the star wars sites - I just looked and there's nothing up about it, so probably not.
Still would be fucking cool though, no?
If this is true it's very cool. Would definately give me a reason to go see it. Other than that the first three Star Wars films are by far the best.
Please God, let Dave take out Jar Jar Binks !!!!!
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
time to polish vaders helmet
Originally posted by flappo
i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs
Originally posted by Cato
translating your Japanese.
"Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."
omae baka dana?
You know, if Dave and the guys ever do get their shit together again, maybe they can do that movie after all..."Crazy from the Wars"....Ed Solo, Darth Alex, David Lee Skywalker, Mike-O Calrissian...gotta rescue Princess Lay-ya...played by Valerie Bertinelli! Maybe Dave'll get his chance at that porno with her yet....
OK, I'm done for now. MUST - LOG - OFF....
a) No news articles to back this up
b) If it were true, he could get edited out like N Sync. Of course I don't think Dave would stir up the hatred that N Sync did with the Star Wars faithful.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,9363,00.html
Originally posted by shepherd
I hope Roth gets a lightsaber. Just imagine, Roth steps forward, says "look at all the sith here tonight" before he wastes them all!
LMFAO!!!!!
If its true that DAVEs gonna be in the next STAR WARS movie, he should be the source of THE FORCE!!! The center of the universe, the barometer of cool, live in front of your NAKED STEAMING EYES!!!!!
link please.Originally posted by shepherd
From Associated Press:
JEDI ROTH
In a bold move by director George Lucas, it has been confirmed that David Lee Roth of Van Halen fame will be included in the final prequel of the Star Wars series, Revenge of the Sith. The movie which opens in May, will be the final film in the Star Wars series. Roth is said to have a small cameo in a council meeting. More information is forthcoming.
Holy Shit!!!
Look at all the people here tonight willing to bet my left nut on a bullshit storyOriginally posted by MAX
Dave isn't going to fucking be in Star Wars. I'll be willing to bet Mezro's left nut on it.
Mezro...thanks MAX...remind me to wager your foreskin next time I'm on Celebrity Jeopardy...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
hope he does the " jedi mind trick" on edward next...
Dave- " you dont want sammy in the band anymore"
Ed- " I dont want sammy in the band anymore"
Dave- " you want a full- blown kick-ass reunion with DLR"
Ed-" I want a full blown- kick ass reunion with DLR"
...maybe that'll help!!
hahaha shit same hereOriginally posted by ClubDave
when he says anyhting i am just gonna burst out laughing in the theater, and everyone will be like, why are you laughing......to which i will reply, cause its david lee roth, dolemite motherfuckers!
I hope they just let Roth be Roth, strut around the place, ect ect
Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.
this is total BS....
he'll be playing with your mudda.Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
He'll be playing Princess Leah.
dork!!
Dave and Darth in a pub somewhere in universe, drinking J.D. and sharing drinking stories. Dave looks at Darth saying I´v been places with my face you would not go without a lightsaber.
Crazy ass shit man!!
David may not play with Princess Leah, but he would play with her!
Yes! That fucking character is so annoying.Originally posted by Panamark
Please God, let Dave take out Jar Jar Binks !!!!!
excellent - very wittyOriginally posted by saint
Dave and Darth in a pub somewhere in universe, drinking J.D. and sharing drinking stories. Dave looks at Darth saying I´v been places with my face you would not go without a lightsaber.
This would be too cool, if true........
Originally posted by Panamark
Please God, let Dave take out Jar Jar Binks !!!!!
wow that sounds awesome good for dave!!!!!
Actually, he'd be the only one in the whole series of movies that could actually HANDLE a lightsaber without having special effects or stunt doubles to make it look good. That, in itself, is worth price of said ticket (like you're all not going, anyway).
Shit part of the deal is that he has to get dusted at the end, as that's pretty much what Vader and Palpatine do to all the Jedi, save OB1 and Yoda.
OB1 bends down over his fallen comrade and says "Master Roth! Master Roth! You can't die!"
Dave looks up and says ".....SOMEBODY GET ME A SHOT!"
Then disappears.
Cool shit, man.
i'll believe this when i see it on www.theforce.net .
Last edited by degüello; 08-08-2004 at 04:02 AM.
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