C N N E X T R A: Van Halen re-records 'Up For Breakfast' with original singer Roth

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-13-2004, 02:53 PM

CNN ENTERTAINMENT EXTRA: Rock band Van Halen has reportedly fired now former singer Sammy Roy Hagar, in a feud backstage at a recent concert. Reports say that the feud stemmed from brothers Eddie and Alex Van Halen, when they wanted Hagar to stop 'ruining' older songs written by original singer David Lee Roth by continuing to sing them at their concerts. Van Halen has since reunited with Roth for a Summer/Fall tour, and have even re-recorded their new song 'Up For Breakfast', complete with brand new lyrics written by Roth. Mr. Hagar was unavailable for comment.

**Figs** · 08-13-2004, 02:54 PM

Looks good

**SoCalChelle** · 08-13-2004, 02:56 PM

Ok, let's hear the lyrics

**moose** · 08-13-2004, 03:01 PM

Nice one!

**SNIPER** · 08-13-2004, 03:05 PM

She put the lox on my bagel, rye on my cornbeef, butter on my knish.

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-13-2004, 03:07 PM

Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"

Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"

I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"

**SoCalChelle** · 08-13-2004, 03:15 PM

No, no...I wanna hear Dave's Up For Breakfast lyrics, not Sammy's Hot For Teacher lyrics :p

**Roth kills Sam** · 08-13-2004, 03:18 PM

Can everyone be quiet for a moment - I am concentrating on the thong and don't want to be disturbed

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-13-2004, 03:24 PM

Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by David Lee Roth
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm Up For Breakfast.

spoken: "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed..!!"

**whodat** · 08-13-2004, 03:27 PM

now that is hilarious .....damn that made my day

**Rikk** · 08-13-2004, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by SNIPER
She put the lox on my bagel, rye on my cornbeef, butter on my knish.

Shut up, Diaper.

**Davidsgrl** · 08-13-2004, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
CNN ENTERTAINMENT EXTRA: Rock band Van Halen has reportedly fired now former singer Sammy Roy Hagar, in a feud backstage at a recent concert. Reports say that the feud stemmed from brothers Eddie and Alex Van Halen, when they wanted Hagar to stop 'ruining' older songs written by original singer David Lee Roth by continuing to sing them at their concerts. Van Halen has since reunited with Roth for a Summer/Fall tour, and have even re-recorded their new song 'Up For Breakfast', complete with brand new lyrics written by Roth. Mr. Hagar was unavailable for comment.

Sweeeeeeet, dude!

**Davidsgrl** · 08-13-2004, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by David Lee Roth
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm Up For Breakfast.

spoken: "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed..!!"

Ohhhhhhh, Man! That's freakin' hysterical.

**SoCalChelle** · 08-13-2004, 03:46 PM

Where's WARF when you need him?

**vhfan010** · 08-13-2004, 04:00 PM

is this true?

**Roth kills Sam** · 08-13-2004, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by vhfan010
is this true?

Yes, it's true - I am concentrating on that bikini thong

**Vanstonica** · 08-13-2004, 04:11 PM

Don't we wish.

**SoCalChelle** · 08-13-2004, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by vhfan010
is this true?

LMAO!

**Figs** · 08-13-2004, 04:42 PM

she puts the cup around my tea bag sho-be-do-wop

**GAR** · 08-13-2004, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by vhfan010
is this true?

Not if Roth is suddenly willing to take $6500 perdiem like Sam.

**bueno bob** · 08-13-2004, 05:52 PM

Hillllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arious!

**smaz** · 08-13-2004, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Figs
Looks good

great picture!!!

lms2 · 08-13-2004, 07:09 PM

I don't thinks Dave's version of up for breakfast would include food beyond champagne, strawberries, and the waitresses.

**Viking** · 08-13-2004, 07:40 PM

LMFAO

lms2 · 08-13-2004, 08:13 PM

Dave's version would be entitled "Up for Breakfast in Bed"

**The Alexster666** · 08-13-2004, 08:25 PM

What a crock....I new this was bogus...but my dire want to see it true made me search....came up empty handed

**cjmarsicano** · 08-13-2004, 10:36 PM

We couldn't get so lucky!! That Dutch bitch EVH will be doing these quick-buck oldies tours just to make his alimony payments.

**smaz** · 08-14-2004, 11:21 AM

Dave looks like Tarzan or somthing in that picture.

**rockguitarstar** · 08-14-2004, 06:35 PM

you guys need lives.....

guwapo_rocker · 08-14-2004, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by The Alexster666
What a crock....I new this was bogus...but my dire want to see it true made me search....came up empty handed

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

**ClubDave** · 08-15-2004, 12:01 AM

those sammy up for breakfast lyrics are fucking amazing........i havnt laughed that hard in a while, not since i listened to sam sing jump..........now thats some real funny stuff

**sambo** · 08-16-2004, 03:11 AM

absolutely hilarious thread..... nice work...

**Cathedral** · 08-16-2004, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by Vanstonica
Don't we wish.

No, we don't...
Trainwrecks are not a place we want Roth to around at any time, in any universe.
Van Halen made his bed, now lets burn it...

**chefcraig** · 08-16-2004, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"

Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"

I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"

Pure, unadulterated comic genious.

I've got fucking tears in my eyes...brilliant work, brother.

LMAO...craig

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-16-2004, 03:49 PM

and why not? Van Hagar's been doin' their best to ensure we ROTH FANS don't exist....so why not make fun, have fun, laugh, giggle, scream and point...wanna know my brand of hair dryer? CLASSIC VAN HALEN CRANKED 'TA 12. Even if I'm 'gettin' funny in the back of my car', it's with Barry White, NOT VAN HAGAR.

Pure n' simple...Van Hagar has no use...never will and never did.

**DeadOrAlive** · 08-17-2004, 12:02 AM

What's that dude in the swim suit holding?

**rockvanhalen66** · 08-17-2004, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"

Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"

I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!

I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.

Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.

"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"

lol...

**ZahZoo** · 08-17-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by vhfan010
is this true?

Why yes shit for brains it's true...

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-17-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Why yes shit for brains it's true...

lol

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