DLR in the Jungle

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  • DrGrafenberg
    Roadie
    • Aug 2004
    • 115

    DLR in the Jungle

    Dave decides to go trekking in the jungle. He goes with a guide and they set off into the thick forest of trees. As they get deeper into the jungle Dave can hear the faint sound of distant drums. All day they trek deeper & deeper into the jungle all the time they can hear the drums pounding & pounding relentlessly. Night begins to fall so Dave and his guide set up camp. Through out the night, the drums pound & pound, louder & louder. As dawn sets over the camp the next morning Dave wakes from a not very good nights sleep due to the incessant drumming...”Don’t those drums ever fuckin’ stop?” yells Dave at his guide. “Oh you don’t want the drums to stop,” says the guide, “if the drums stop it is very, very bad thing!” he informs Dave.
    “Why? What happens?” enquires Dave……..
    "Bass solo starts!" Says the guide
  • DrGrafenberg
    Roadie
    • Aug 2004
    • 115

    #2

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    • saint
      Foot Soldier
      • Feb 2004
      • 688

      #3
      Thats so funny
      http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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      • guwapo_rocker

        #4

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        • Sarge
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Feb 2003
          • 5423

          #5
          great pics dude..
          Sarge
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          • badhorsie

            #6
            Those are some cool fucking pics.

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            • Wayne L.

              #7
              Since the Hollywood studios were so damn STUPID not letting Dave make his Crazy From The Heat movie which would have been a great classic rock movie by now similiar to Elvis in King Creole & the Beatles in A Hard Day's Night while he possibly could have been in an action type hero kind of movie similiar to Chuck Norris & Arnold as those pictures show.

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              • DrGrafenberg
                Roadie
                • Aug 2004
                • 115

                #8
                Yup they are nice pics but I think your missing the (joke) point! :p

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                • saint
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 688

                  #9
                  No I’m not. Still laughing....:p
                  http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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                  • MikeVanHln

                    #10
                    How bout the fact that those dude's with the pins through their nose have no freakin idea who they are standing next to. Imagine being in the middle of the Amazon rain forest and there is the greatest frontman in the history of rock and roll right next to you? Those guys don't give a shit.

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                    • horty07
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 240

                      #11
                      Good one LOL

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                      • DLRdelight!
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1501

                        #12
                        Great fuckin story lol

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                        • SamHagar
                          Full On Cocktard
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Crazy From the Heat

                          You guys should know that those pictures are from Dave's book, "Crazy from the Heat". You should read the book. There are many more cool photos. He never says a bad thing about me in the book.

                          Sam

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                          • DrGrafenberg
                            Roadie
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 115

                            #14
                            This joke is so good I think it should be "stickied" for a while & I should get many votes for it and because I am a nice chap!
                            Even if I do say so myself

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10714

                              #15
                              you got my vote...but just for your avatar
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