Who else is sick of Seshmeister and $exxxy's porn?

[elvis hitler]

Originally posted by Katydid
Who else feels that Seshmeister's only reason for being in here is to post beastality porn, blaspheme religion with xxx porn, and cause dissention?

Who else feels that a competative website is behind it?

Who else also feels that $exxxy's raw offensive porn is a tool to disrupt the David Lee Roth Army by putting it in various threads opposed to porn to deliberately cause dissention?

That a competative website is behind it?

Who else has been singled out and brutally harrassed by these two?

this is a funny story it can't be real, can it?

[Unchainme]

Yeah! I'm sick of seshmeister's porn!

/seriously this thread is a laugh riot.

[hambon4lif]

Nobody voted "Include more church porn"?!?!??

That's the hottest kind!!

Honestly, WTF is wrong with you people?!?

[Ed Roth]

Guess who remembered his password?

That's right -- Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

welcome back

[Ed Roth]

Why is the poll closed? I wanted to vote, dammit!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it is 7 yrs old

[hambon4lif]

Well then...it's almost time for re-election!

Do it for your country

Vote "Church Porn"

[Unchainme]

Let me be the, oh, I don't know, 400TH. person in here to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF SILLY.

Seriously, bitch. Take a crucifix, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Imagine if we started a "WHO ELSE IS SICK OF KATYDID AND THUNDER" thread. Shit the fucking site would crash.

This site ISNT about you

NO ONE cares about you or your hillbilly issues in here.

YOU have brought EVERYTHING upon yourself.

Leave.

However, if you choose to stay, you will just be proving correct what Al, myself, Bill, and others have been saying for months..............

YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE PORN, FILTH, AND HEDONISM PERFORMED IN HERE. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FUCKING SLUT. YOU DO DOGS. YOU EAT HUMAN SHIT AND LIKE IT.

that MUST be why you stay.

this.

[chefcraig]

Why is the poll closed? I wanted to vote, dammit!

It's been re-opened until sometime on 12-21-2012, or the end of the world according to what some would have you believe. If you'd like to vote now, have at it.

[hambon4lif]

All the other options are affiliated with the evil bastards of the BCE.

TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!!

Church Porn 2012!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

church porn vs. clara the carrot......hmmmmmm

[FORD]

It's been re-opened until sometime on 12-21-2012, or the end of the world according to what some would have you believe. If you'd like to vote now, have at it.

Actually that old fart Harold Camping said the Rapture was supposed to be TODAY.

Of course he was wrong the last time too, so I guess now it will be revised 6 months later again, like last time?

The Mayans could have called it right for all we know. If the 2012 elections go the wrong way, I'll certainly be praying they were.

[DONNIEP]

Actually that old fart Harold Camping said the Rapture was supposed to be TODAY.

Of course he was wrong the last time too, so I guess now it will be revised 6 months later again, like last time?

The Mayans could have called it right for all we know. If the 2012 elections go the wrong way, I'll certainly be praying they were.

Oh shit, I forgot about that! The day's not over yet - does this mean I shouldn't be drinking beer? 'Cause I've got like 8 more in the fridge that are calling my name.

[VanHalener]

Not sure how long it has been since I last took a glimpse of Sesh's pron posts, but I would bet a lot of those chicks had great legs. I am a leg man, to the grave!

Think I'll revive the leg thread.

[FORD]

Well, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's actually a good thing to have a few pints before you get beamed up. Muscle relaxant and all that.....

Besides, JC has been known to "turn water into beer" on occasion, as He told us in my Beercyclopedia thread.

[DONNIEP]

Well, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's actually a good thing to have a few pints before you get beamed up. Muscle relaxant and all that.....

Besides, JC has been known to "turn water into beer" on occasion, as He told us in my Beercyclopedia thread.

In that case Bottoms Up! I'll be the guy snoozing in the front of the bus, the one wearing a VH '82 tour shirt. Or if I'm wrong I'll be the one at front of the rug for the MCRTA. Cheers!

[ZahZoo]

Rapture come and gone again and I'm still here...

I hear they are rescheduling to the full moon next month... but here's the key. This will only occur if all of you believers send me all your material wealth. I promise it will be redistributed to you on the other side!!

[Satan]

Seriously, do any of you sinners still think your going "upstairs" at the end of the game. Not a chance! Into the Hellavator with all of you

[PETE'S BROTHER]

there is beer tho, right?

[hambon4lif]

Seriously, do any of you sinners still think your going "upstairs" at the end of the game.

Never gave it any thought. I don't really give a shit where I end up.
As long as there's a Marshall stack and a pack of skanks, I'll be just fine.

[chefcraig]

Never gave it any thought. I don't really give a shit where I end up.
As long as there's a Marshall stack and a pack of skanks, I'll be just fine.

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

[Satan]

there is beer tho, right?

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)

[ThrillsNSpills]

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

Plenty of versions of hell on Youtube.
at least it's not simultaneous though.

[Satan]

I'll take the skankazoids and pass on the Marshalls, thanks. With my luck, I'll be surrounded by a bunch of fumble-fingers trying vainly to play songs I've never heard of, or worse, tunes that I can almost recognize. In other words, hell would pretty much sound like Guitar Center on a Saturday morning.

Well, yes, but the advantage to being in Hell is that the crappy musicians have all eternity to take lessons from the best players available. For example, Sid Vicious can actually play bass now, because Cliff Burton gave him lessons. He was really painful to listen to before then though

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sounds like Katy was enjoying the Sesh porn or how could she get sick of it.
Isn't that the implication?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)

you share that with tit-head?

tithead.jpg

[ThrillsNSpills]

Guess who remembered his password?

That's right -- Big Daddy Ed Motherfuckin' Roth!

Hitler av is a giveaway, grate find though on the password.

I'm sure Katydid cherishes her RothArmy experience and came through it a better person.
The spiral dogshit on the head has proven to be effective therapy after the traditional methods of verbal bashing had produced zero enlightenment.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.

lmao that's eternal torment

[DONNIEP]

Well, it IS Hell, so officially all we have is warm Coors Light on tap.

(But I don't drink that shit, so I keep a fully stocked cooler in my executive penthouse suite on the 666th floor of Beelzebub Towers. Just the good stuff there)

Warm Coors Light AND my ex wife too???? Fuck this, I better straighten up!

[Unchainme]

Hitler av is a giveaway, grate find though on the password.

I'm sure Katydid cherishes her RothArmy experience and came through it a better person.
The spiral dogshit on the head has proven to be effective therapy after the traditional methods of verbal bashing had produced zero enlightenment.

come on flappo post some of the old popgear!

[fifth element]

LOL...never saw this thread before...

as a woman on the site, all i have to say is that this site is not for children, nor for the faint of heart...
not for those who go through life wearing kid gloves
in short, if you can't take it....well....
take the site out of your "favorites" and stop logging in every day...lol

[Seshmeister]

Just to clarify this little bit of board history as I don't think the stuff is there any more. At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music. Although most of it ended up in the dump forum it started to get really pretty annoying. In an attempt to drive her off and in protest I posted some quite rude pictures with an erotic religious theme in her threads hoping that she would think they were so sinful and blasphemous that she would have to go away.

It didn't work.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Just to clarify this little bit of board history as I don't think the stuff is there any more. At this time we had a mentally troubled middle aged woman posting huge bizarre sections of religious diatribe in all the threads saying how we were all damned and would burn in hell. Every day she was posting dozens of times, her only connection being that her surname was Roth, she had never heard any music. Although most of it ended up in the dump forum it started to get really pretty annoying. In an attempt to drive her off and in protest I posted some quite rude pictures with an erotic religious theme in her threads hoping that she would think they were so sinful and blasphemous that she would have to go away.

It didn't work.

i'm sure it kept ima pus quite entertained tho

[Seshmeister]

There are very candid pictures of some surprisingly attractive, flexible, very open minded nuns out there on the internet.

I assume they were real nuns...

[Nitro Express]

I like to bonk volleyball and basketball players myself but man, screwing the center of the college girls basketball team doggy style on a soft mattress is like doing the limbo.

[standin]

Hey, Nitro would know all about Church Porn. Mormons have to do it in the church sanctuary for their marriages to be official.

[Nitro Express]

Hey, Nitro would know all about Church Porn. Mormons have to do it in the church sanctuary for their marriages to be official.

You mean the temple? The most boring place on earth. I wish they fucked in there. It's kind of like an Occupy Wall Street thing. One person says something and the congregation repeats it. You put on funny clothes and do funny handshakes. Then you do some funny handshakes through a curtain and go into a big fancy room that looks like a hotel lobby and that is supposed to be what heaven is like and the reward for memorizing the phrases you had to repeat and the funny handshakes.

If you get married your wife has to give the phrases and funny hand shakes to you and then you open the curtain for her. Then you have to go out for photos, then you have to do a luncheon, then you have to have a reception, and by the time all that shit is over and you lose the relatives that are following you and you get to the hotel and if nobody is knocking on the door, you might be able to do some fucking.

[Sensible Shoes]

LOL...never saw this thread before...

as a woman on the site, all i have to say is that this site is not for children, nor for the faint of heart...
not for those who go through life wearing kid gloves
in short, if you can't take it....well....
take the site out of your "favorites" and stop logging in every day...lol

I CAN'T TAKE IT - I CAN'T TAKE IT - where are my kid gloves?????? ARRRRGH

[hambon4lif]

I see "Church Porn" has a few more votes and is gaining steam. Nice!

Although the media may have complete and total control in deciding who our President is, it's "WE THE PEOPLE" who can be heard, and make a real difference in this poll.

You don't honestly believe that confession booths were built for people to 'talk' in, do ya? Me neither.

Can you honestly think of anything more erotic than screwing in the House of God? Again, me neither.

We must not, under any circumstances whatsoever, let the terrorists win.
We must, for the sake of all mankind, cast a most important vote that will lift the entire human race out of the darkness of hypocrisy, and closer to the truth.
It is then, and only then, that we will truly see the light.

You have the power, and your very destiny is in your vote......make it count!

Church Porn



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