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They were going to send a Portuguese guy to the moon but they were too worried he would trip up, shout foul and then roll around on the ground for 20 minutes.
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
First video is too stupid. They're working just like an illusionist. They draw your attention to something else (the topography) and do the magic (add another light source). Pleeze.
Second video, more of the same, and not particularly well done. Since they don't have the professional equipment "NASA" had, their astronaut is not as defined as NASAs. Yeah, it's a doll. Furthermore, the moon DOES reflect, but it can not reflect if it's covered. That's a shadow. You mean to tell me that the moon is so reflective it will actuallty reflect EVEN WHEN THERE'S NO LIGHT HITTING ITS SURFACE??? Bullshit!
Oh, for the love of... third video's the worst so far. OF COURSE NASA WILL LET YOU USE THAT SHIT! THEY'RE PAYING YOU FOR IT! And what stings me most, dear Gawd, what stings me most... "That's how confident they are that thisis just a myth"? NASA is "confident that "this is just a myth"? Don't they KNOW? They're only "confident"? Am I the only one bothered by this arsehole? And yes, the arms are all 1950s space movies looking, because well... ah, nevermind... Let's get to the point. So lunar sand is irregular, and our sand is completely round, eh? And ah... illusionism? It seems to me that the "texture" of that sand when the boot hits it is... how should I put it... humid... maybe it's the fuzzy youtube quality? Well, it didn't seem so humid when they were spreading it...
Do I really need to point out the problem in the fourth video? I do, don't I? It's, of course, more smoke & mirrors, albeit REALLY BALLSY smoke & mirrors. They're trying tio feed us that the cuntspiracy comes from recording a higher framreate and then slowing it down, or being uplifted by strings, and to prove it wrong, they're recording THE EXACT SAME WAY IT WAS RECORDED IN THE FIRST PLACE! Because "it is the exact same technolgy NASA has been using to train their astronauts for the last 50 years". More like, it's the exact same technique NASA used when they recorded the bullshit. And WAS this in a plane? Who knows? Smoke & mirrors. Jaysus. Think, damn you. Think, guys! Think!
The flag... well, I'd go out on a limb and say it stopped flapping because someone noticed what was going on and turned off the fan in the studio that was hitting the flag. Anyway, how the hell can we know about the supposed vacuum in that last test.
So there you have it. Uncle Sylicker's opinion on the Moon Hoax 2.0: Even More Stupid. All the illusions mentioned before, add the inane chatter, lame jokes, false displays of absurd enthusiasm and pounding reptition of the same thing over & over again, and you get a not-so-classy brainwash, but apparently it works.
They were going to send a Portuguese guy to the moon but they were too worried he would trip up, shout foul and then roll around on the ground for 20 minutes.
Good call. He would've. He'd probably be too drunk with red wine.
Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but who would have understood what the fuck they were saying?
Hey, it's even better than my theory. And more plausible!
Ronaldo hasn't done much good for the Portuguese stereotype just like Susan Boyle isn't helping us too much this year...
Oh, you were talking about Ronaldo? I should've known, but I hate football. It's very gay. As it is, I imagined an fat old man, completely drunk with wine rollinh around on the moon, cursing like hell.
I don't really know what he's doing, since I don't read/watch any news about him, even though it's hard as hell. He's on the first page of every fucking newspaper every fucking day.
Susan Boyle does look Scottish, though. First time I spotted her, I thought "She's Scottish." You're right, she's not helping. Neither is Ronaldo, apparently.
D'you think they're harming us as much as W.C. Bush harmed the Amerikaners?
The greater question, beyond if the landing was faked or not, was what did we actually get in the end for our investments in NASA re:going to the moon?
The greater question, beyond if the landing was faked or not, was what did we actually get in the end for our investments in NASA re:going to the moon?
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