Mythbusters Moon Landing

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35777

    #16
    Well we insult people all the time on the subject of their exact taste in mid to late 80s rock music why not on 1960s space travel...?

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #17
      And guess which country broadcast/televised the actual landing

      and no, it wasnt the USA !
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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #18
        Because mid to late 80s rock music is NOT an intellectual subject, so it's okay to insult people.

        Case in point: You like Poison, you're a fag. Makes sense.

        Compare it to: Oh, you believe in the moon landins? You're a fag. Doesn't, does it?

        Yo momma jokes might work, though.

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12749

          #19
          Originally posted by Panamark
          And guess which country broadcast/televised the actual landing

          and no, it wasnt the USA !
          Ohstraylia?

          You stopped throwing midgets to televise that piece of bullshit? It was recorded in Hollywood, fer Chrissakes.

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35777

            #20
            Originally posted by Panamark
            And guess which country broadcast/televised the actual landing

            and no, it wasnt the USA !
            Well exactly so all your science guys would have to be in on the conspiracy too.

            First BBQ and someone would have let slip after a dozen tinnies...

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12749

              #21
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              Well exactly so all your science guys would have to be in on the conspiracy too.

              First BBQ and someone would have let slip after a dozen tinnies...
              They were sent down there to pose as ohstraylians. Then they went back to the U.S.

              A Scotch calling an Ohstraylian drunk? Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

              (And a Portuguese laffing at them. Jaysus.)

              Cheers! :bottle:

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35777

                #22
                They were going to send a Portuguese guy to the moon but they were too worried he would trip up, shout foul and then roll around on the ground for 20 minutes.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59661

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  Well exactly so all your science guys would have to be in on the conspiracy too.

                  First BBQ and someone would have let slip after a dozen tinnies...
                  Yeah, but who would have understood what the fuck they were saying?
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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12749

                    #24
                    First video is too stupid. They're working just like an illusionist. They draw your attention to something else (the topography) and do the magic (add another light source). Pleeze.

                    Second video, more of the same, and not particularly well done. Since they don't have the professional equipment "NASA" had, their astronaut is not as defined as NASAs. Yeah, it's a doll. Furthermore, the moon DOES reflect, but it can not reflect if it's covered. That's a shadow. You mean to tell me that the moon is so reflective it will actuallty reflect EVEN WHEN THERE'S NO LIGHT HITTING ITS SURFACE??? Bullshit!

                    Oh, for the love of... third video's the worst so far. OF COURSE NASA WILL LET YOU USE THAT SHIT! THEY'RE PAYING YOU FOR IT! And what stings me most, dear Gawd, what stings me most... "That's how confident they are that thisis just a myth"? NASA is "confident that "this is just a myth"? Don't they KNOW? They're only "confident"? Am I the only one bothered by this arsehole? And yes, the arms are all 1950s space movies looking, because well... ah, nevermind... Let's get to the point. So lunar sand is irregular, and our sand is completely round, eh? And ah... illusionism? It seems to me that the "texture" of that sand when the boot hits it is... how should I put it... humid... maybe it's the fuzzy youtube quality? Well, it didn't seem so humid when they were spreading it...

                    Do I really need to point out the problem in the fourth video? I do, don't I? It's, of course, more smoke & mirrors, albeit REALLY BALLSY smoke & mirrors. They're trying tio feed us that the cuntspiracy comes from recording a higher framreate and then slowing it down, or being uplifted by strings, and to prove it wrong, they're recording THE EXACT SAME WAY IT WAS RECORDED IN THE FIRST PLACE! Because "it is the exact same technolgy NASA has been using to train their astronauts for the last 50 years". More like, it's the exact same technique NASA used when they recorded the bullshit. And WAS this in a plane? Who knows? Smoke & mirrors. Jaysus. Think, damn you. Think, guys! Think!

                    The flag... well, I'd go out on a limb and say it stopped flapping because someone noticed what was going on and turned off the fan in the studio that was hitting the flag. Anyway, how the hell can we know about the supposed vacuum in that last test.

                    So there you have it. Uncle Sylicker's opinion on the Moon Hoax 2.0: Even More Stupid. All the illusions mentioned before, add the inane chatter, lame jokes, false displays of absurd enthusiasm and pounding reptition of the same thing over & over again, and you get a not-so-classy brainwash, but apparently it works.

                    Cheers! :bottle:

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      They were going to send a Portuguese guy to the moon but they were too worried he would trip up, shout foul and then roll around on the ground for 20 minutes.
                      Good call. He would've. He'd probably be too drunk with red wine.

                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Yeah, but who would have understood what the fuck they were saying?
                      Hey, it's even better than my theory. And more plausible!

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35777

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                        Good call. He would've. He'd probably be too drunk with red wine.


                        Cheers! :bottle:
                        Ronaldo hasn't done much good for the Portuguese stereotype just like Susan Boyle isn't helping us too much this year...

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Ronaldo hasn't done much good for the Portuguese stereotype just like Susan Boyle isn't helping us too much this year...
                          Oh, you were talking about Ronaldo? I should've known, but I hate football. It's very gay. As it is, I imagined an fat old man, completely drunk with wine rollinh around on the moon, cursing like hell.

                          I don't really know what he's doing, since I don't read/watch any news about him, even though it's hard as hell. He's on the first page of every fucking newspaper every fucking day.

                          Susan Boyle does look Scottish, though. First time I spotted her, I thought "She's Scottish." You're right, she's not helping. Neither is Ronaldo, apparently.

                          D'you think they're harming us as much as W.C. Bush harmed the Amerikaners?

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35777

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                            Susan Boyle does look Scottish, though. First time I spotted her, I thought "She's Scottish."
                            Hahahaha Fuck Off! :D

                            Cheers!

                            :bottle:

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                            • Terry
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12145

                              #29
                              The greater question, beyond if the landing was faked or not, was what did we actually get in the end for our investments in NASA re:going to the moon?

                              Some moon rocks.

                              Waste of fucking money.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12749

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Terry
                                The greater question, beyond if the landing was faked or not, was what did we actually get in the end for our investments in NASA re:going to the moon?

                                Some moon rocks.

                                Waste of fucking money.
                                No. Some Arizona rocks.

                                Cheers! :bottle:

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