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  • NIN1211
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2012
    • 386



    Speaks for itself
    Last edited by NIN1211; 05-08-2012, 07:07 PM.

    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      Originally posted by NIN1211


      Speaks for itself


      when a picture says more than 10000000000000000000000 words!!!
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      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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      • NIN1211
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2012
        • 386

        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra


        when a picture says more than 10000000000000000000000 words!!!
        I can't find a single Chickenfeces review...help

        Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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        • Jesus H Christ
          Full On Cocktard
          • Jun 2007
          • 48

          Originally posted by NIN1211
          I can't find a single Chickenfeces review...help


          Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium, 5/9/12 (photos)
          By Alan Cox | May 10th, 2012 | 3 comments

          Former Van Halen stalwarts Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony converged with guitar wizard Joe Satriani and skins pounder Kenny Aronoff under the banner of Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium on Wednesday. In perhaps a bold attempt to claim an independent identity, the band resisted the natural urge to play any songs from either Van Halen or the solo careers of Hagar and Satriani. A loose but rousing rendition of Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady” served as the evening’s high point of energy, perhaps due to its global familiarity in the midst of Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog. Satriani validated his reputation as a virtuoso player, while Hagar perpetuated his cult status of a beach loving party singer who can’t stop having a good time. Anthony reminded everyone that his background vocals were integral to the Van Halen sound, and Aronoff did a competent job of temporarily handling the drum duties of Chad Smith (of Red Hot Chili Peppers). While the band clearly enjoyed playing together, the half-filled venue was demure in its applause. Perhaps as a direct response, Chickenfoot made the rather unexpected decision to not return for an encore.

          "If your child needs a role model and you're not it, you're both fucked".-George Carlin

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          • NIN1211
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2012
            • 386

            Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
            http://www.heyreverb.com/2012/05/10/...photos-review/

            Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium, 5/9/12 (photos)
            By Alan Cox | May 10th, 2012 | 3 comments

            Former Van Halen stalwarts Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony converged with guitar wizard Joe Satriani and skins pounder Kenny Aronoff under the banner of Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium on Wednesday. In perhaps a bold attempt to claim an independent identity, the band resisted the natural urge to play any songs from either Van Halen or the solo careers of Hagar and Satriani. A loose but rousing rendition of Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady” served as the evening’s high point of energy, perhaps due to its global familiarity in the midst of Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog. Satriani validated his reputation as a virtuoso player, while Hagar perpetuated his cult status of a beach loving party singer who can’t stop having a good time. Anthony reminded everyone that his background vocals were integral to the Van Halen sound, and Aronoff did a competent job of temporarily handling the drum duties of Chad Smith (of Red Hot Chili Peppers). While the band clearly enjoyed playing together, the half-filled venue was demure in its applause. Perhaps as a direct response, Chickenfoot made the rather unexpected decision to not return for an encore.

            Thanks, I think...just as I suspected... mediocrity.

            Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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            • NIN1211
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2012
              • 386

              Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
              http://www.heyreverb.com/2012/05/10/...photos-review/

              Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium, 5/9/12 (photos)
              By Alan Cox | May 10th, 2012 | 3 comments

              Former Van Halen stalwarts Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony converged with guitar wizard Joe Satriani and skins pounder Kenny Aronoff under the banner of Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium on Wednesday. In perhaps a bold attempt to claim an independent identity, the band resisted the natural urge to play any songs from either Van Halen or the solo careers of Hagar and Satriani. A loose but rousing rendition of Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady” served as the evening’s high point of energy, perhaps due to its global familiarity in the midst of Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog. Satriani validated his reputation as a virtuoso player, while Hagar perpetuated his cult status of a beach loving party singer who can’t stop having a good time. Anthony reminded everyone that his background vocals were integral to the Van Halen sound, and Aronoff did a competent job of temporarily handling the drum duties of Chad Smith (of Red Hot Chili Peppers). While the band clearly enjoyed playing together, the half-filled venue was demure in its applause. Perhaps as a direct response, Chickenfoot made the rather unexpected decision to not return for an encore.

              HALF FILLED...LMFAO........

              Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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              • Jesus H Christ
                Full On Cocktard
                • Jun 2007
                • 48

                Half filled = 2000 poor souls.
                "If your child needs a role model and you're not it, you're both fucked".-George Carlin

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21889



                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

                  I feel sorry for Mike, Joe and Kenny......

                  But I think it is divine justice that Spambot is not getting the credit he thinks he deserves.

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                  • Halen High
                    Commando
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1231

                    "Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog."

                    LOL - their catalogue is indeed 'underground'...... for all the wrong reasons. And I think that's exactly what the writer was hinting at.

                    "While the band clearly enjoyed playing together, the half-filled venue was demure in its applause. Perhaps as a direct response, Chickenfoot made the rather unexpected decision to not return for an encore."

                    Or according to Sammy...... "Man we were neck and neck with the Van Halen tour - sold out two nights in just a few minutes!"

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Originally posted by Halen High
                      "Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog."

                      LOL - their catalogue is indeed 'underground'...... for all the wrong reasons. And I think that's exactly what the writer was hinting at.
                      Just remember that a septic tank is underground as well. It's when it is exposed to the public that things truly become nauseating, as the shit literally hits the fans.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • katina
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 1469

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                        • VAiN
                          Use my hand, I won't look
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5056

                          Originally posted by chefcraig
                          Just remember that a septic tank is underground as well. It's when it is exposed to the public that things truly become nauseating, as the shit literally hits the fans.
                          Awesome.. Chickenfeets: when the shit hits the fabs. Brilliant!
                          Originally posted by wiseguy
                          That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                          • DavidLeeNatra
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10715

                            there goes the competition...how high was the bar again you set for a four piece rock band, Sammy?
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                            • VHscraps
                              Veteran
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 1874

                              Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                              http://www.heyreverb.com/2012/05/10/...photos-review/

                              Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium, 5/9/12 (photos)
                              By Alan Cox | May 10th, 2012 | 3 comments

                              Former Van Halen stalwarts Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony converged with guitar wizard Joe Satriani and skins pounder Kenny Aronoff under the banner of Chickenfoot at the Fillmore Auditorium on Wednesday. In perhaps a bold attempt to claim an independent identity, the band resisted the natural urge to play any songs from either Van Halen or the solo careers of Hagar and Satriani. A loose but rousing rendition of Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady” served as the evening’s high point of energy, perhaps due to its global familiarity in the midst of Chickenfoot’s somewhat underground catalog. Satriani validated his reputation as a virtuoso player, while Hagar perpetuated his cult status of a beach loving party singer who can’t stop having a good time. Anthony reminded everyone that his background vocals were integral to the Van Halen sound, and Aronoff did a competent job of temporarily handling the drum duties of Chad Smith (of Red Hot Chili Peppers). While the band clearly enjoyed playing together, the half-filled venue was demure in its applause. Perhaps as a direct response, Chickenfoot made the rather unexpected decision to not return for an encore.

                              Jeez - people get paid for writing shit like that? It's like a description of a box of soap powder. The guy clearly has no enthusiasm but trots out a host of banalities , "Anthony reminded everyone that his background vocals were ..."

                              Now, I'm not one of those people who likes dissing Mike - the original band with MA in it, was the greatest. But ... these stupid journos. Only people who don't really know Van Halen's recorded work will keep saying "they really miss Mike's vocals". For your info, jerk reviewers everywhere, the background vox on pretty much everything were by Anthony ... and EVH, AVH and (sometimes) Roth. Granted, in live performance, Mike would often grab his nuts and scream way out of key and it seemed that he was the only one doing backgrounds, but that kind of thing would not be a good example of what made him valuable to the band.
                              THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625

                                Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                                Half filled = 2000 poor souls.

                                Half empty = 2000 spared souls.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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