Today, I was sent this...

[LoungeMachine]

LOL!

There's got to be a third category for what ELVIS did.

ELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....



Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too

[sadaist]

lounge makes me type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ATTACH=CONFIG]10553[/ATTACH]

HYPNOLOUNGE!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Why would you do that?

Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?

What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.

You might even find another girl before you get home.

Cheers!

or boy

[FORD]

Why would you do that?

Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?

What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.

You might even find another girl before you get home.

Cheers!

or boy

Or even something in-between. Hopefully not Ann Coulter.....

[Dan]

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[Nickdfresh]

Meh. I'm thinking the "sleep with the girl a month later who you originally broke up with because you knew she was about to break up with you, and then you break up with her again" trumps it. Although I suspect I won't get accolades from the ladies here for that one.

I was under the impression that it's fairly normal to sleep with a girl you broke up with (ideally provided neither is in a relationship) just because you have a past together...

[sadaist]

I was under the impression that it's fairly normal to sleep with a girl you broke up with (ideally provided neither is in a relationship) just because you have a past together...

Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.

[vandeleur]

Man it can get messy and don't mean wiping your cock on her curtains

[jhale667]

Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.

Exactly...

[DONNIEP]

Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.

Ah yes, the old ex girlfriend booty call. I've had a couple that I absolutely could not date. It just would not work. But, a couple times a year I'd get the call. And it was on for a couple days and then we'd go our separate ways and some time the next year there'd be another phone call. Definitely good times. No dating involved at all. Just straight up bangulation.

[Nickdfresh]

The only ex-GF booty call I ever went to was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord.

I found that out the hard way that yes - things can get very messy...

[vandeleur]

semi friends

To many semi jokes

[DONNIEP]

The only ex-GF booty call I ever went too was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord...

No doubt. There wasn't anything mess or painful about the times that me and either chick stopped seeing each other when we were "dating." It just kinda ended. So, the booty calls would come in, usually late at nite. And who am I to turn it down?

Ah, now all three of us have kids. No more sneaking out at 2 in the morning.

[kwame k]

ELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....



Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too

Wait.......does that mean I have to quit too

[DONNIEP]

Wait.......does that mean I have to quit too

You're still here, ya homo??