Now you might think that my neighbor was just trying to be "green" before that was even a thing, right? Not a chance. This dude was renting this house and one day he just up and disappears. Gone. So after about a week, me and my buddy sneak over there in the middle of the night, the back door just happens to magically come open and the smell almost knocked us out. You've seen those hoarder shows on tv, right? This was 1000 times worse. The entire house was filled with garbage bags full of trash. And loose trash, just laying around. I mean so much garbage you wouldn't believe it. And it's in the dead of summer, 7000 degrees, no ac. So the next day we tell my buddy's dad that the door was open and we went in to look around. There were people from the county there that afternoon, then the guy that owned the house shows up and he's devastated. I mean this house had to be gutted and he's gotta foot the bill. And the thing was, from the outside you'd never know. Yard was usually cut, no junk or trash outside. I can't imagine what it must have been like living in that hell hole. It's a wonder he didn't kill all the neighborhood kids and eat em.
Bring Flappo back!
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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What do a large majority of adults do at least once a week in the summer... mow the damn lawn!!
Come on vandy... You're not one of those fellas across the pond that use goats & sheep to keep the yard neat... plus the side benefits..?"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Yeah. Then Flappo can make fun of the sex tape.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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What a great script. A hot neighbor who mows the lawn in a bikini. The neighbor dude goes over with some Natual Light. He knows a woman mows in a bikini to show off the goods. One thing leads to another and wham bam! All sorts of kinky stuff happens. Then of course there's a pervert husband that joins in for the fun and the daughter jumps in. Only Flappo could come up with such a script.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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All I can say is it's a sick world out there. Hide the kids!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Did I mention that the only bit of Skanky that interests me is her tongue?
I'd like that all over my unmentionables, but you can keep the rest of her.
Banging a crack whore au naturéle is a far less risky endeavour than just being in the same room as Skanky Cyrus.
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