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I could just as easily create a bunch of rubbish culled from random pop songs from the past 40 years, cut my hair, put on a suit and tie, and deliver lectures to people about this new religious insanity process I have developed.....it would be exactly what the Scienproctologists use to scam people......."give me your money and everybody wins!"....You think somehow that you are better for having listened to my crap, or if you needed it drilled into your thick, Cro-Magnon sub-conscious SKULL......you can always buy my complete line of books, magazines, pamphlets, videos, DVDs, CDs, Audio Books, blah, blah, etc......and if you order NOW, I will send you a free CD with 87 different lectures from the esteemed Elder Hardrock69....never mind that a CD can only hold 80 minutes of audio.....we got the very best and most meaningful bits and edited them together to make a comperehensive Gospel Of Nicea II.
Incredible insight into the Universe: "And so in the middle of space, suddenly there......."
Amazing philosophical discussions on the conceptual idealogical radical existentialistic pandering revealed in my latest book: Yin and The Self: Fucking YourSelf In Your Skull In The 21st-Century!
Incredible theories about God and how he does not give a fuck about your pathetic and inconsequential bunghole: "God can see you when you are with...."
And perhaps the most influential and startling discovery of the Human Race:
"As I was walking down the street one day......a pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped for days......
that day........
does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so I can't imagine why......we all have time enough to fly....".
If you subscribe to our Premium Advanced VIP Important Platinum Diamond Black Club, we will send you incredible tips on how to become the super idiot you always aspired to be.
Learn the very latest psycho-sexual techniques to drive your pet Pterodactyl WILD and achieve lasting harmonious intimacy.......
Limited offer, hurry now, offer ends soon. IF you order before 9 years ago, we will give you an extra-instantaneous amazing complementary bonus gift! A free ass kicking every day for 23 months!
Void where prohibited. May not be available in all areas. Must be 18, or at the very least 11. Odds of wiining are estimated at: Grand Prize - One deluxe feast for 2 adult male lions, with your choice of weapons and/or Life Insurance: 1/12. First Prize: All expenses paid deluxe accomodations aboard our personal Slave Ship....for the rest of your short life: 1/3
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