Roll Call - Check in

[ZahZoo]

Dave's back on the radar... Seeing some old friends, acquaintances and frienemies stopping by.

What are all you fuckers good for..?

What's new..? How many grand-kids do you have..?

Do you miss Von, Elvis, Pojo, Hitch69 and Donnie's Chat room?

BTW I got 8 grand-kids and am still on track to out-live all you knuckleheads!! Old guys rule...Ha!

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

Hi ZahZoo and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[Viking]

I started on this site when I was so young, my dick was so hard I could balance a ping pong ball on the tip and piss it into the ceiling fan. Now I have four grandkids and I'm lucky if I can pee on my shoes. I was the mod of this forum for a while, and helped start up The Front Line. I knew Hitch took the pipe, but what the hell happened to Elvis? He get the bum's rush again?

[twonabomber]

Bum's rush is a good way to put it...

Thanks for checking in!

[Viking]

Dang, I knew Elvis was a little ADHD (he called me once at home, pissy, stammering drunk ), But I didn't know he climbed the Texas Tower and started shooting at everyone here. Go figure.

[Nickdfresh]

He said he got clean and "found God". The kind of God that makes you thirsty for Kool Aid at the Temple! In any case, it was clear he was taking bad, expensive supplements and using again...

[Seshmeister]

Dang, I knew Elvis was a little ADHD (he called me once at home, pissy, stammering drunk ), But I didn't know he climbed the Texas Tower and started shooting at everyone here. Go figure.

Hi Viking great to see you.

ELVIS got a 1 month ban years ago but never came back. It was a suicide by cop kind of thing he was posting a lot of weird shit some of it with anti Jewish overtones which is extra wrong at a Dave Lee Roth site.

[Viking]

Hi Viking great to see you.

ELVIS got a 1 month ban years ago but never came back. It was a suicide by cop kind of thing he was posting a lot of weird shit some of it with anti Jewish overtones which is extra wrong at a Dave Lee Roth site.

Damn, mang, you and Nick make it sound like Elvis found a bad box of Tide Pods. Glad to see the place is at it's usual state of organized dysfunction. I'm just chilling and reorganizing my life - none of that Jim Jones-type shit a la Elvis, I just ended up having my shit come apart at the seams to the point were I'm on government disability now, 100%. And guys, am I fuckin' bored. If you ever think to yourself, man, I'd love to be retired, kicked back on the beach, and loving life, just look in the mirror, slap the snot out of yourself, and get back to work. As many things as I'm finally getting around to, even my cats look at me and say, "Dude, will you get the fuck out of the house?" My wife says, 'This would be a nice day for you to go fishing, why don't you drive over to the lake?" Because, dear, I currently don't have a boat, and my legs are too fucked to get in and out of one without a spotter. LOL

[Seshmeister]

Hey the one good thing about message boards is there is no 'he said, she said'.

It's all still up there apart from some of the really crazy 'religious' stuff, even his avatar...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/search.php?searchid=1004400

[FORD]

I got a couple of drunken phone calls from Nurse Presley back in the day myself. Apparently he had some family up here in Cascadia and supposedly we were going to meet up at the Dave & Spam show at the Gorge in 2002, but I never could find the guy. Of course I had no idea what he looked like, so I wouldn't have known him if I saw him. Unless he actually looked like Elvis Presley. On the other hand, my pictures had already been posted all over this site and others against my will by then, so he should have recognized me.

Oh well....

[Warham]

I'm doing OK. Don't post much on forums like I used to. Good to see that some of you are still around.

[Seshmeister]

I got a couple of drunken phone calls from Nurse Presley back in the day myself. Apparently he had some family up here in Cascadia and supposedly we were going to meet up at the Dave & Spam show at the Gorge in 2002, but I never could find the guy. Of course I had no idea what he looked like, so I wouldn't have known him if I saw him. Unless he actually looked like Elvis Presley. On the other hand, my pictures had already been posted all over this site and others against my will by then, so he should have recognized me.

Oh well....

You may have recognised him from the typos on his home made Roth Army t-shirt...

I've just remembered I think towards the end he was annoying me so I changed his fave 'smilie' (now called emoji?) so that it autocorrects to


That was kind of mean as it meant that now appears everywhere in thousands of his posts and he was famously homophobic tied to his born again 'christian' beliefs.

You now have all these posts with hime screaming how someone was a 'fucking fag' and then signing off with that which amused me.

I'll maybe remove that feature next time I'm in at the control panels here though as it's kind of vandalism...

[Funkmonkey]

Hi. Am I too late? I just think it's hilarious that I feel so nostalgic over this website even though I have no idea who anyone is. And never will. Maybe that's the charm.



BREASTS!!

(wait, that's a Hitch flashback, damnit)