A desperate 13-year-old girl is calling a desperate hearts radio show.
Girl: I feel desperate. Really, really badly desperate...
Host: What's going on sweetie?
Girl: I'm a 13-year-old gipsy girl, and I'm still a virgin you see...
Host: Well, I don't see anything wrong. Many 13-year-olds are still virgins you know.
Girl: Well, I do feel damn desperate: my daddy might be gay.
Girl: I feel desperate. Really, really badly desperate...
Host: What's going on sweetie?
Girl: I'm a 13-year-old gipsy girl, and I'm still a virgin you see...
Host: Well, I don't see anything wrong. Many 13-year-olds are still virgins you know.
Girl: Well, I do feel damn desperate: my daddy might be gay.
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