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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #46
    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    MAX...

    KATIE is the one who put "the Katie shit" in Main.

    Arielle's Dump is overflowing with Katie shit.

    She's a Spammy fan and an incessant shit-stirrer. I offer this thread as "Exhibit A."



    Enjoy...

    K, I thank you sir and that's good enough for me. I just scrolled down to "her" pro-hag remark and I don't need anymore cuntvincing. Also, doesn't anyone find it the least bit coincidental that "her" handle is similar to another villian (Katydid) and that people refer to her as the second cumming of the *gulp* "gunt?"

    With that being said...

    Katie,

    This is THE MIGHTY ROTHARMY!!! Hence, a Diamond David Lee Roth forum. Kindly park your Hagar-Loving crap at the door and maybe we can help you find a more suitable place to post? www.vhlinks.com rings a collective bell and I know of a certain somebody over there who's severely lacking attention in the female department, a fellow Hagar enthusiast, severely uneducated regarding premium tequilas and lives for conflict. Again, he lives over yonder 24/7, apparantly has no other form of a social life and might be just what the doctor ordered to make this online community a lot more peaceful for many? Fuck www.match.com or www.eHarmony.com cos I think I'll yield a winna with you two. :D
    Last edited by MAX; 05-30-2007, 05:55 AM.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • frankfasteddie
      Roadie
      • Dec 2005
      • 115

      #47
      Originally posted by fryingdutchman
      And since you seem to have missed the announcement...

      Wolfgang made a statement that he was too young to tour, or some such shit.

      So the bass player slot is very much up in the air.
      Lost Wolfgang may be to young to tour according to an article i have never seen but that doesnt mean he isn't laying down the bass tracks for Van Halen. Van Halen is Roth let me say that first however the band currently is AVH EVH and WVH. And we all hope DLR. But WVH isn't going anywhere.
      Are you Mr. Roth? I said yes I am. She said well Mr. Roth I can't serve you anymore because I think your drunk and if I was you girlfriend I'd put poison in your drink! And I looked in the bottle and I said why you old witch if I was your boyfriend I'd fucking well drink it too!!!!

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      • Viking
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1774

        #48
        Hey, Bob, nice sig. Now get her to show a little fish cake during the next photo shoot. :D

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        • light 'em up!
          Foot Soldier
          • Mar 2004
          • 686

          #49
          Originally posted by FORD
          Sobolewski back on board would also be excellent news.
          I was kind of digging the idea of Wolfie on bass after seeing the new pic last Feb.

          But if it can't be Wolfie, I say let Dave pick the bass player, and I'm pretty sure Dave would go with the sauceman.

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          • light 'em up!
            Foot Soldier
            • Mar 2004
            • 686

            #50
            Originally posted by MAX
            methinks when the final curtain
            falls on the Halens... The last smile we see will be the first one we noticed !
            So let it be written...
            Last edited by light 'em up!; 05-31-2007, 01:41 AM.

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              #51
              Originally posted by FORD
              SO.....

              Who would win in a cage match to the death?

              "The Guy" or "Venom Thrust" ??
              Neither. I'd toss in a grenade and get them both.


              I will not believe a damn thing until I am in my seat and see the real Van Halen walk on stage.
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • The Guy
                Banned
                • Sep 2006
                • 59

                #52
                Originally posted by FORD
                Choosing a producer?

                And Sobolewski back on board would also be excellent news.
                I'd give the odds at about 75-25 in favor of the return of M.A. and they get better each day.
                Several weeks ago I would have had them at about 25-75, but things are changing.

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                • bantonelli
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2629

                  #53
                  Originally posted by The Guy
                  I'd give the odds at about 75-25 in favor of the return of M.A. and they get better each day.
                  Several weeks ago I would have had them at about 25-75, but things are changing.


                  I'd like to know your opinion regarding the AVH Story Thread and your thoughts about the fact that AVH says MA is not coming back ????
                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                  • tajmahal
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 211

                    #54
                    I heard that Sting is going to be the new bass player. However, since the Police have reunited for a 2007 summer/fall tour the VH tour had to be postponed for summer of 2008. The new albulm will contain yet another Van Halen cover song. This time it will be a 2008 version of the 1986 Police revision of their orginal 1980 classic "Don't Stand so Close". Diamond Dave has decided to make this version into a Big Band Sinatra song much to the chagrin of Sting who has threatened to leave the band. Latest reports are that Flea may step in to play bass only if he can sell his new Flea bug spray on the VH website. EVH has already stated that if you are not 110% in VH you cannot sell any products. The latest latest reports are that John Wetton of Asia will take Fleas place after the Asia tour.
                    Last edited by tajmahal; 05-31-2007, 11:13 PM.

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                    • The Guy
                      Banned
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 59

                      #55
                      Originally posted by bantonelli
                      I'd like to know your opinion regarding the AVH Story Thread and your thoughts about the fact that AVH says MA is not coming back ????
                      Its a laughable fake story. Total b.s.

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                      • PlexiBrown
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 1264

                        #56
                        Originally posted by The Guy
                        Its a laughable fake story. Total b.s.
                        This post belongs in that thread.
                        And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4664

                          #57
                          Anal Thrust (aka Venom Thrust) says over at the Links that the Tour is still on with Dave and thinks that Mike will be back.

                          Mentions nothing about an album, so take that how you want.

                          All these insiders, so little time! :D
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • Rikk
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 16518

                            #58
                            Well, THE FAG obviously has the inside scoop. Remember when the news of the tour being cancelled broke and THE FAG stepped in to ensure everyone that it was false?

                            LMFAO.
                            Roth Army Militia

                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                            • Redballjets88
                              Full Member Status

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4469

                              #59
                              thats true i remember that
                              R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                              hopefully God will ressurect you

                              "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                              " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                              • katie
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 3072

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Rikk
                                Well, THE FAG obviously has the inside scoop. Remember when the news of the tour being cancelled broke and THE FAG stepped in to ensure everyone that it was false?

                                LMFAO.

                                When are YOU sorting the Sheep Pen out you lazy cunt!

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