No Announcement Today

[Antman]

I have it on good authority that it's guaranteed that Monday is the day after Sunday and the day before Tuesday. Really. The Guy told me. He also guaranteed that he'll be balls deep in a hairy manhole before Monday. Has anything this comedian said been on the money. I find it amusing.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Re: No Announcement Today

Originally posted by The Guy
The long awaited official announcement will not happen today as originally planned. Conflicts with previous schedules are said to be the reason.

But don't worry people, it is expected on Monday. Guaranteed.

Guaranteed huh? Just like you guaranteed last Monday, then Tuesday, then Wednesday, then for sure today and now, Monday.


Good job 'The Gay'

[chi-town324]

the suspense is killing me

[Oxford]

This is totally like watching the movie Groundhogs Day.Same scenes over and over.Announcement coming up.Only in VanHalen fans gotta go through this kind of emotional duress.I can't think of any other fans that have endure.

[Diamondjimi]

Re: No Announcement Today

Originally posted by The Guy
The long awaited official announcement will not happen today as originally planned. Conflicts with previous schedules are said to be the reason.

But don't worry people, it is expected on Monday. Guaranteed.

FUCK OFF !

[Oxford]

DiamondJimi that is fucking classic.I mean for these people to ride on everyone emotions and to get a thrill out of doing so.Kudos.

[Diamondjimi]

"The G_y" is nothing but a lonely attention whore...

If he actually was someone on the "inside" he might want to confide in a mod to validate his info. No sign of this . Thus rendering himself a sad and lonely troll...

[rustoffa]

I dunno why The Guy is scared of Guitar Center. I'm not. See, in his own painfully beaten-to-death way, The Guy is dancing around the issue...cryptic posting for people that aren't smarter than a second grader.

Read it and weep:

EVH is obligated to a promotional deal involving Guitar Center and Dole Fruits. It's kind of a slow burn where Guitar Center features his shiny chompers in front of a wall of piece-of-shit cabs. Then, later on, Dole features him peeling pineapples with his shiny chompers in front of the same wall of piece-of-shit cabs!!

[Halen High]

Re: No Announcement Today

Originally posted by The Guy
The long awaited official announcement will not happen today as originally planned. Conflicts with previous schedules are said to be the reason.

But don't worry people, it is expected on Monday. Guaranteed.

"Preparations for recording a brand new album are underway, choosing a producer and other details have yet to be finalized"
(The Guy, 28 May 2007).

So from this can we assume that next week we will also hear about this 'new album' you told us about back in May?

[DLRdelight!]

i dont know guy. any of us could have said this

[sadaist]

Originally posted by The Guy
But don't worry people, it is expected on Monday. (July 23) Guaranteed.

Originally posted by The Guy
I will go out and say that I predict the announcement will be Friday, July 20, 2007.

Originally posted by The Guy
still could happen today (July 16)

Originally posted by The Guy
Its on!
Though not yet official, paperwork is done just not signed yet. Perhaps this afternoon, but no later than Wednesday for the official announcement. (July 16)

FUCK YOU!

[philouze]

Yep, I second that..
FUCK YOU GUY. Stop posting here, for fucks sake.

[113]

If the shows are due to begin in september, the tickets need to go on sale in the next 2 weeks, at least. Maybe they might start off with a small club gig like the stones?

[twonabomber]

an expected guarantee.

hmmmm.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by sadaist
FUCK YOU!