Sammy in Van Halen

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
The last thing EVH cares about is public perception. Eddie Van Heineken has been pretty clear since '96 that he doesn't give a rats ass what you, me or any other fan of Classic VH wants. He doesn't need the money or adulation - he's gotten that from us already, and doesn't feel the need to do anything he doesn't want to do. He IS entitled to that, but don't mislead and insult the public by calling it "Van Halen". As far as I'm concerned the legacy of a once-great band has been reduced to nothing more than a joke.

Gentlemen,

I am not one to comment about the purpose of DLRarmy.com, but in my humble opinion, I do not see why you keep trying to flame Van Hagar, a band you obviously have no interest in. I mean seriously folks, the war is lost. Sammy is back in VH. Terrorrist actions such as flaming Sammy, Edward, Alex, and perhaps Mike... just fail to comply with me.

We all loved the golden sound of 1978-1984, the bootlegs, and the 2 songs Ed did with Dave on the 1996 best of. But honestly, do you really think it can ever return to that? And do you think flaming Van Hagar is the way to get it done? I doubt it. So to me, this is just bad sportsmanship, you just can't stand knowing Sammy is back in VH so you try to destroy his winnings by flaming them him to hell?
In my book it's a noble thing to admit Dave probably won't perform with Edward (at least not any time soon). In this case, it's better you start anew to create something better (DLRarmy and the members it's attracted).

I still check Van-Halen.com from time to time, and Lord knows I'm very disappointed about the way Bradman handled some situations. But my way is the way of water. I flow around Van Hagar, dodging... I save my outbursts about the idiocy of it all and try to remember FORD's posts at The Links and Pleasure Dome.

Suppose you continue to flame Eddie VH. Would that bring back the old days? No. Dave with an Eddie competent guitarist, Alex competent drummer, and Michael competent bassist would. In a way. So I focus my energy on listening to Classic VH, Dave solo... and a Van Hagar tune or 2. :D

... and now it is time for me to go back to my attempted lo-carb diet again... and protein shakes again... before you know it I will be saying something that will make members lower my user rating.

[dvrtiz51]

Well said


Sammy! Sammy! Sammy! Sammy!

[Lou]

WTF is this?!?!?

[YankeeRose]

In the larger scheme of things, bashin' Van Hagar and Spammy may not affect their actions in any way. You're right about that. They will do what they want, regardless of our feelings. However, we will vent, we will bash, we wil ridicule, and we will demean to our hearts content...because when all is said and done...when the dominoes fall and the dust settles...Our Fearless Leader, the great Toastmaster General, is the cream that rises to the top. His talent and wit is unequalled...have you even read his book? I thought not.

Look, it's like this, after all the moronic noises have quieted, when no one is listening but us...it's DAVE OR THE GRAVE!!!!!!!

[Roth & Roll]

Re: Sammy in Van Halen

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Gentlemen,

I am not one to comment about the purpose of DLRarmy.com, but in my humble opinion, I do not see why you keep trying to flame Van Hagar, a band you obviously have no interest in. I mean seriously folks, the war is lost. Sammy is back in VH. Terrorrist actions such as flaming Sammy, Edward, Alex, and perhaps Mike... just fail to comply with me.

We all loved the golden sound of 1978-1984, the bootlegs, and the 2 songs Ed did with Dave on the 1996 best of. But honestly, do you really think it can ever return to that? And do you think flaming Van Hagar is the way to get it done? I doubt it. So to me, this is just bad sportsmanship, you just can't stand knowing Sammy is back in VH so you try to destroy his winnings by flaming them him to hell?
In my book it's a noble thing to admit Dave probably won't perform with Edward (at least not any time soon). In this case, it's better you start anew to create something better (DLRarmy and the members it's attracted).

I still check Van-Halen.com from time to time, and Lord knows I'm very disappointed about the way Bradman handled some situations. But my way is the way of water. I flow around Van Hagar, dodging... I save my outbursts about the idiocy of it all and try to remember FORD's posts at The Links and Pleasure Dome.

Suppose you continue to flame Eddie VH. Would that bring back the old days? No. Dave with an Eddie competent guitarist, Alex competent drummer, and Michael competent bassist would. In a way. So I focus my energy on listening to Classic VH, Dave solo... and a Van Hagar tune or 2. :D

... and now it is time for me to go back to my attempted lo-carb diet again... and protein shakes again... before you know it I will be saying something that will make members lower my user rating.

Not flaming Van Hagar one bit. That's really what it should be called and THAT'S the core of my beef with Eddie Van Hangover.
It's not Van Halen without Diamond Dave as the frontman.
Without Mick there are no Stones,
Without Plant there is no Led Zeppelin,
Without Bono, it's not U2,

....and without Dave it's NOT Van Halen.

EVH's choice to continue to use the name "Van Halen" as a band through 3 lead singers is the equivalent of filling a bottle of Jack Daniels with apple juice and trying to sell it off as JD simply because the label says so.

Apple juice may be good, it's just that I like JD a lot better. :D

[Panamark]

Sammy back in Van Hagar is a shit situation, but here at the Army we can take every situation and make it positive and fun. I for one are
looking forward to watching them crash and burn along with the myriad of jokes and laughs we will have at their expense. Its already started,
and Im already enjoying it.

Im finding it hard to even respect EVH as a guitarist anymore, as Im
now convinced the guy is a total dumbfuck. Everyone on Earth except
him and his brother know what the real reunion should be.

This is no bad sportsmanship, this is making light of a fucked up situation.

*SO*

I wonder whether Hagar's balls will finally drop ? That pre-pubescant screaching has got to stop. Although at 60, you would think if they were going to drop, they would have dropped by now.

The farken Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras is on tonight in Sydney. (And its pissing down with rain !! hahhahah) But what a great night for Mikey and Spammy to make some sort of announcement. Those two fudgepackers should be riding at the head of the floats.

[hitch1969©]

Dear Steve Savicki,

You are a twisted little fruit of an odd sort, but if I were a gay man, I would seize you from the backside and make sweet love to you all night long.

ALL NIGHT LONG

ALL NIGHT

that's Lionel Richie, dude.

did you see his heroin daughter on that FOX show about the farm? I didnt but she was pretty fucking FUCKABLE.

Steve, riddle me this...

Do you like the PINK PUSSY™?

Let's do a little "savicki after dark" because I need advice from the wise one...

Dear Steve Savicki,

I am a webmaster of a hitchWORLD of a site. I have gotten some chick at work preggers. what should I do?

Thank you,

-hitch1969©

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Re: Sammy in Van Halen

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Gentlemen,

I am not one to comment about the purpose of DLRarmy.com, but in my humble opinion, I do not see why you keep trying to flame Van Hagar, a band you obviously have no interest in. I mean seriously folks, the war is lost. Sammy is back in VH. Terrorrist actions such as flaming Sammy, Edward, Alex, and perhaps Mike... just fail to comply with me.

We all loved the golden sound of 1978-1984, the bootlegs, and the 2 songs Ed did with Dave on the 1996 best of. But honestly, do you really think it can ever return to that? And do you think flaming Van Hagar is the way to get it done? I doubt it. So to me, this is just bad sportsmanship, you just can't stand knowing Sammy is back in VH so you try to destroy his winnings by flaming them him to hell?
In my book it's a noble thing to admit Dave probably won't perform with Edward (at least not any time soon). In this case, it's better you start anew to create something better (DLRarmy and the members it's attracted).

I still check Van-Halen.com from time to time, and Lord knows I'm very disappointed about the way Bradman handled some situations. But my way is the way of water. I flow around Van Hagar, dodging... I save my outbursts about the idiocy of it all and try to remember FORD's posts at The Links and Pleasure Dome.

Suppose you continue to flame Eddie VH. Would that bring back the old days? No. Dave with an Eddie competent guitarist, Alex competent drummer, and Michael competent bassist would. In a way. So I focus my energy on listening to Classic VH, Dave solo... and a Van Hagar tune or 2. :D

... and now it is time for me to go back to my attempted lo-carb diet again... and protein shakes again... before you know it I will be saying something that will make members lower my user rating.

Bad sportsmanship?

Look loser, the way the Real world knows Van Halen to be is simple!
There was always Plan A ( Dave with Van Halen ) or settle for Plan B ( Sammy in Van Halen )

Eddie always wanted Plan A to work or else Sammy would have been in Van Halen after Gary but instead tried with Dave a few more times! You and everyone else will never know the real reason why it didn't work out, but remember this, Eddie has NOW settled for second best, which is Plan B ( Sammy in Van Halen ) It sure as hell is NOT what the real Van Halen fan wants but it will have to do with LESS importance to the music world.


Now how about this? F U C K O F F A N D D I E !


Your post has BRETT " LOSER " NORTON written all over it !

[MAX]

Hey dipshits, in case you haven't figured it out by the name of this site, this is the house of Roth!!! Fuck, take your cake, ice cream, balloons and blowjobs somewhere else will ya? Please be happy, but please do it elsewhere?

Hagar is nothing but the result of what happens when hemorrhoids mate with yeast infections. While yer at it eat plenty of queso to go along with the tequila so you can sport a big Perelli around your waist just like your idol Spam.

[Panamark]

I hear they are going for a "New Cheese" direction. Spammy and Mikey have been busy gathering each others Dick Cheese and giving
it to Eddie for inspiration ! Could there be an even better cheese song than "Dreams" in the works ???

[David Lee Roth]

Re: Sammy in Van Halen

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Gentlemen,

I am not one to comment about the purpose of DLRarmy.com, but in my humble opinion, I do not see why you keep trying to flame Van Hagar, a band you obviously have no interest in. I mean seriously folks, the war is lost. Sammy is back in VH. Terrorrist actions such as flaming Sammy, Edward, Alex, and perhaps Mike... just fail to comply with me.

We all loved the golden sound of 1978-1984, the bootlegs, and the 2 songs Ed did with Dave on the 1996 best of. But honestly, do you really think it can ever return to that? And do you think flaming Van Hagar is the way to get it done? I doubt it. So to me, this is just bad sportsmanship, you just can't stand knowing Sammy is back in VH so you try to destroy his winnings by flaming them him to hell?
In my book it's a noble thing to admit Dave probably won't perform with Edward (at least not any time soon). In this case, it's better you start anew to create something better (DLRarmy and the members it's attracted).

I still check Van-Halen.com from time to time, and Lord knows I'm very disappointed about the way Bradman handled some situations. But my way is the way of water. I flow around Van Hagar, dodging... I save my outbursts about the idiocy of it all and try to remember FORD's posts at The Links and Pleasure Dome.

Suppose you continue to flame Eddie VH. Would that bring back the old days? No. Dave with an Eddie competent guitarist, Alex competent drummer, and Michael competent bassist would. In a way. So I focus my energy on listening to Classic VH, Dave solo... and a Van Hagar tune or 2. :D

... and now it is time for me to go back to my attempted lo-carb diet again... and protein shakes again... before you know it I will be saying something that will make members lower my user rating.

You are an unutterably indecent plebeian and a preposterous, air-polluting unfortunate occurrence of unprotected intercourse.

In other words, You knuckleheaded, donkey-molesting, panty-sniffing, tit-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, fuck-headed masked gimp!

I and about 100% of it's members here, have NO interest in Van Hagar! Got it?

[MAX]

Originally posted by dvrtiz51
Well said


Sammy! Sammy! Sammy! Sammy!

Damn, you are another one of those fucks that proudly goes to a party (uninvited of course) and tries to mingle. What don't you understand?

Get lost toolbox!!!

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Panamark
I hear they are going for a "New Cheese" direction. Spammy and Mikey have been busy gathering each others Dick Cheese and giving
it to Eddie for inspiration ! Could there be an even better cheese song than "Dreams" in the works ???

[flappo]

Re: Sammy in Van Halen

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
LOAD OF CRAP

..we'd take more notice of your mindless drivel steve if you weren't a mod at the harry potter boards you dumb cunt™ , why don't you stick to getting banned from laura branigan boards and filling your mind numbingly tedious excuse for a board with peurile dross instead of coming to the house of roth and dissing his name ?

..fuck off and don't come back

[Dave IS VH]

Everyone shouldn't get too excited about this bull-shit Van Hagar rumors.

It's Eddie's choice, he could bring back the REAL VH WITH DAVE or lame ass Spammy.

Everyone knows VH kicked the most ass with Dave, they wore the ultimate party band sex, drugs, hard kick ass Rock N' roll.

Spammy made the band so lame with his lame "I LOVE YOU SONGS" and pop songs.

Eddie does need to gain some weight maybe Spammy can put him on a diet of fatty foods, cheese and Cabo Wabo.

Van Hagar and Spammy lovers this is Dave's house, if you don't like it get the fuck out!!!!!!