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JULY 2, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
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The Roth Army: Time for EVERYONE to Salute when the Flag Unfurls--Happy 4th of July to all Roth Army Members!
Most of the time, we webmasters here at the Roth Army aren't serious about much. Fuck it...we aren't serious about a damn thing. But under the circumstances, it's time to stop for a second and salute the birthday of the greatest country in the world. We take a fucking beating around the world, but say what you want, living here in the United States is a fucking gift.
Agree or disagree with the U.S. stand on issues, and I don't give a fuck if you do by the way, because it doesn't matter. The fucking fact that you CAN agree or disagree, let's you know how important the freedom guaranteed by our constitution is. So let's take 5 seconds of our day to festive weekend to throw a Happy Birthday to the good ole' USA, and thank the many people who have served to keep our country the symbol of freedom that it is, if not to the world...than to the people that live within it's borders.
![The YANKEE ROSE](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=585176")
So to everyone who's fought and bled for the Red, White and Blue, including our very own founder, owner, webmaster and Roth Army motor, Sargeant Slingblade, currently serving in Iraq, Here's to you, and thank you...
![WE WANT YOU!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=585226")
Feel free to take the time to not only wish the country a happy birthday, but send well wishes to that no good bastard Sarge. More than likely, he's out hunting down the local camel oasis for something wet to dip his wick into...but in between, I'm sure he wouldn't mind hearing from the pathetic lot posting here at the Army. So throw him a message...and we'll either make sure he gets them all...or who knows...maybe the prick will roll up onto the sidewalk and take a look...
Happy 4th of July,
And in honor of SARGE...
Breasts!
The Roth Army Webmasters
COMING SOON-July 5th--The Sarge Diaries! Straight from Slingblade himself!
JULY 2, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
Most of the time, we webmasters here at the Roth Army aren't serious about much. Fuck it...we aren't serious about a damn thing. But under the circumstances, it's time to stop for a second and salute the birthday of the greatest country in the world. We take a fucking beating around the world, but say what you want, living here in the United States is a fucking gift.
Agree or disagree with the U.S. stand on issues, and I don't give a fuck if you do by the way, because it doesn't matter. The fucking fact that you CAN agree or disagree, let's you know how important the freedom guaranteed by our constitution is. So let's take 5 seconds of our day to festive weekend to throw a Happy Birthday to the good ole' USA, and thank the many people who have served to keep our country the symbol of freedom that it is, if not to the world...than to the people that live within it's borders.
Feel free to take the time to not only wish the country a happy birthday, but send well wishes to that no good bastard Sarge. More than likely, he's out hunting down the local camel oasis for something wet to dip his wick into...but in between, I'm sure he wouldn't mind hearing from the pathetic lot posting here at the Army. So throw him a message...and we'll either make sure he gets them all...or who knows...maybe the prick will roll up onto the sidewalk and take a look...
Happy 4th of July,
And in honor of SARGE...
Breasts!
The Roth Army Webmasters
COMING SOON-July 5th--The Sarge Diaries! Straight from Slingblade himself!
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