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  • tomballin
    Commando
    • Dec 2004
    • 1284

    What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

    Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?

    Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.

    But, I came across this on the internet and puked!

    David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"

    Click Here

    Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    #2
    The worst video I ever saw was the lead singer of the bronski beat,
    (some gay english fag band) singing some fucked up love song to his
    boyfriend swimming in a swimming pool..

    If anyone else has seen this, they will know what Im talking about.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • tomballin
      Commando
      • Dec 2004
      • 1284

      #3
      Originally posted by Panamark
      The worst video I ever saw was the lead singer of the bronski beat,
      (some gay english fag band) singing some fucked up love song to his
      boyfriend swimming in a swimming pool..

      If anyone else has seen this, they will know what Im talking about.

      WTF, wooooo

      We have to have some boundaries here Panamark. Give me a break, baaaaawaaaaaa.

      I mean, the Black Shit Puppy Farm had a worthless video but who saw it,......like Bronski Beat.

      I'm talking main stream videos, people/bands we all know.

      I mean like in my top ten worse music videos, I've got VH's Pretty Women on the list. How much dope did this boys smoke to come up with that POS?

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17161

        #4
        Ok !!! LOL but that was the worst music video I ever saw..
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #5
          When Im calling your name "Marilyn"
          a gay love song to Boy George...

          Thats a close second..

          Something about those openly gay videos that piss me
          right off... I guess its because they are so FUCKING GAY !

          These music videos made me want to smash the TV
          (As a reckless young head banger) much in the same
          way Spammy's voice made me want to smash the
          Radio/Stereo.

          Its ok, I feel a lot better after the Lithium.
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Chaz Rock City

            #6
            The video for Pretty Woman is so wrong that its brillant.

            Worst video: Ice Ice Baby

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            • tomballin
              Commando
              • Dec 2004
              • 1284

              #7
              Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
              The video for Pretty Woman is so wrong that its brillant.

              Worst video: Ice Ice Baby
              Your're right Pretty Woman is sooooooo bad, it is actually good. I laugh my ass off how bad it is every time I see it.

              For the worst videos (non-gay vids, Panamark), I will find and post links to the videos here. I haven't seen the Ice Ice video, will find it and post a link.

              Isn't that the song, Vanilla Ice sampled the lead in off Queen's
              "Under Pressure" song and Freddie Mercury wanted to sue the hell out of the guy but Brian May so no, because Queen was so busy with their work and on Tour? (**)

              Anyway, like we'll end up with the R.A.'s Top Ten Worst Video List with links to the video.

              Again non-gay videos Panamark. I mean Flock of Seagulls, Boy George and the rest of the lot, had some real stinkers, but they don't count.

              (**) Just look it up, yeah that is the song.

              1968 Robert Van Winkle born to Beth Mino, Miami Lakes FL.
              1986 Drops out of high school.
              1988 Changes "rap name" from MC Vanilla to Vanilla Ice.

              1990 Hit Ice Ice Baby, in which he blatantly rips off a 1982 Queen riff from Under Pressure. Inexplicably sells 15 million copies. Settles out of court with Queen/Bowie. Ice claims Suge Knight forced the issue at gunpoint: "He took me over to the balcony, and he had me look over. He says to me, 'You're gonna sign these papers'... I signed it. I gave millions away."
              ---------------

              Ok now I remember, actually David Bowie wrote the song, but Queen got to use it.


              Last edited by tomballin; 02-03-2005, 05:13 AM.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Geez TB, you make it hard, all the worst vids are the *GAY* ones.

                Hmmmm, a Metal vid that sucked ??? "Balls to the Wall" Accept.
                Killer song, bad video.
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane... Oy Vei!
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • DlocRoth
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5520

                    #10
                    Aint there a video out there with a chick in a yellow jumpsuit?

                    In court or something?

                    Bitchin about the speed limit?

                    I hate that one.
                    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                    • DLR7884
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 5895

                      #11
                      I keep seeing some stupid .38 Special video on VH1 Classic where those rednecks are running around chasing someone.

                      DLR7884
                      It sucks.
                      Originally Posted by WARF:
                      DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35207

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Coyote
                        Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane... Oy Vei!
                        Ha!

                        20 hot young models desperately trying to break through a metal cage so they can be fucked by a small balding middle aged German.

                        Not entirely realistic...

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          Re: What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

                          Originally posted by tomballin
                          Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?

                          Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.

                          But, I came across this on the internet and puked!

                          David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"

                          Click Here

                          Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee

                          Tom Jones remake "Kiss". fucking scary!
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #14
                            Any of the VIXEN videos.....

                            "On the edge of a broken heart".......

                            BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!

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                            • academic punk
                              Full Member Status

                              • Dec 2004
                              • 4437

                              #15
                              A Little Ain't Enough.

                              All you'd have to do is put David St. Hubbins as a stand-in for Dave in that video (and come to think of it, they DO look sorta similar), and you'd have the video for the first release off of Shark Sandwich.

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