Bobw # 55....hahahahahaha!!!

[Matt White]

Who woulda thunk it? BOBW down to #55 this week. WOW! VHIII is gonna be a BLOCKBUSTER compared to this!!!! One can only wonder what the SHAM HALEN camp has to say 'bout that! I would love to be a FLY on the wall. SHEMP is gonna take some heat for this one!!! First, the Ray Daniels debacle, now they try again to take DAVE completely out of their history and the FANS say FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!
Will these STUPID BASTARDS ever LEARN? No DAVE, NOBODY CARES!!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Figs]

Die you abortion of an album, die!

[DavidLeeNatra]

down to #72 in german charts after four weeks...

[RogueHorseman]

What else can one say, except that it serves the motherf*ckers right.

Justice is being served.

[Matt White]

I makes you wonder WHO IS in charge up on Howdy Dowdy Mountain?
Who's idea was it to release ANOTHER greatest hits?
Why new songs from Spam?
Why go BACK ON THEIR WORD to NOT tour behind a greatest hits package, a "rip off for the fans" according to the SISTERS in 1996?
Why keep making snide remarks regarding DAVE, knowing that THE MAJORITY of VAN HALEN FANS ALREADY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT Van Hagar?
...........????
I am begining to think that these guys suffered from collective BRAIN DAMAGE. It boggles the mind.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
It makes you wonder WHO IS in charge up on Howdy Dowdy Mountain?

Alright, alright, you got me...it's me...

YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BUENO BOB IS IN CHARGE, SITTING ON THE THRONE OF HOWDY DOODY MOUNTAIN!!!

I'll be calling a press conference later on this week to explain everything. You see...I HATE Hagar/VH so much that I've been working on this evil little plan of mine for YEARS now, so that when I finally bail on this "Project: Destroy Van Hagar" adventure of mine in about two years, with my evil work done (and trust me, you think it's bad now, you ain't seen nothin' yet), THEY WILL HAVE NO POSSIBILE RECOURSE OTHER THAN TO ADMIT THEIR FAILURES, CALL DAVID, BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, AND, with Dave back in their camp, the resulting reunion will catapult THE REAL VAN HALEN back into world domination once again! We're talking CNN, MTV, CBS, ABC, TNT, Fox, VH1, E!, Howard Stern, you won't be able to take 3 steps in ANY direction without running into the ALMIGHTY VAN HALEN!!!

Who do you think of today when you think of album sales?
Who do you think of today when you think of sold out tours?
Who do you think of today when you think of the greatest musical artist(s) alive???

In two years, you will KNOW Van Halen again! I promise you that!

.........

Well, it's a nice thought, anyway

[Matt White]

BOB, you are truely a GENIUS!!!
BRILLIANT!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[bueno bob]

You know what, Matt, you ain't too bad yourself, brother!

So how's the weather in Saline? Originally from Traverse myself

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You know what, Matt, you ain't too bad yourself, brother!

So how's the weather in Saline? Originally from Traverse myself

Right on Bro! It's 75 and VERY typical MI late summer/early Fall. Very Nice. Bon Fire weather!

[Matt White]

Ya know, it hit me earlier today...If those FUCK STICKS the SISTERS had an OUNCE of INTEGRITY they would have put out a SINGLE cd of the "BEST OF Van Hagar". That way, they could say they've "closed the door" on the past and moved on. They could FINALLY make the break with the GLORIOUS history of CLASSIC VAN HALEN and DAVID LEE ROTH. All the fans of CLASSIC VH would FInally write them off FOR GOOD, and concentrate on WHAT DAVE is doing/and going to do. BUT, they've chosen once again to prove what PUSSIES they are. They HAVE to deal with the PAST NO MATTER WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO DO!!!!! Just thinking of that made me LAUGH OUTLOUD AT THEIR EXPENSE!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!:fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2: :fucku2:

[Panamark]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA !!

Who wants those shit new songs anyway ?? We downloaded them
for free, they suck. No need to buy BOV1 rehashed in mish mash
order, along with Sammy's live butchering of Daves songs...

This is one smelly stinker that is rightfully being flushed..

Next week, it wont be on the charts.

[Halen High]

I still think the Aussie fans set the standard for giving Van Hagar's BOBW the biggest FUCK YOU. For those who missed it I'll say it again.
BOBW debuted at number 39 on Australia's official ARIA top 50 album chart, but after week 2 had already dropped out of of the top 50!

Hey Sammy

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Panamark]

Actually HH, Im surprised it even made the chart..
Spammy is not welcome here !!

[Figs]

Of course this is selling poorly…

1) It's the second "best of" so it would be hard pressed to sell as well as BOV1 no matter what.

2) Many other bands have more than one "best of" and in almost every case you can accurately call it a rip-off to the fans. It's an easy money grab, as they can't cost much to put together, so they don't have to sell many.

3) This album did not have the reunion with Dave LIE (with new songs) to give its sales an extra boost.

4) This album is cluttered with extra sammy SHIT (3 new, 3 live butchered classics) making it less palatable.

[Matt White]

AND it has the SAME songs that were on the 1996 greatest hits. The least they could have done is made it a TRUE volumne II and had different songs on it. There were PLENTY of songs left off the GREATEST hits 96 that could have gone on this one. But, they decided to PRETEND once again that they have no PAST HISTORY. STUPID BASTARDS that they are!!!

FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!