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    LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLE!

    In this corner we have

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    And in this corner we have
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    Odds for this bought are 1,000:1 that Van Halen will tear the
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    I have only heard Tattoo, so let's get it ON...

    DING!!!
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    I'll say this as modestly as I can...

    You really need to buy this album.


    And now for a more appropriate review...


    Holy Shit!!!

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    I just did a victory dance in my garage with my friends Cerwin, Vega, and Van Halen, and I cannot tell you how happy I am.

    The Van Halen Torch is burning so bright I have to wear shades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
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    Touch two if you can reach them both.
    words of wisdom brother
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    STAND UP AT YOUR DESK!!! or wherever you are!!! Now!!!

    Do it with slow 85 year old mans authority.

    Hunch your shoulders around your neck.

    Lean over slightly with a acient chinese stoop.

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    Skwint your right eye and gaze around the room at whoever or noone who is in the room and make a gesture that you have just lit the quickest ciggarette in the history of ciggarette smoke lighting.

    Say with a sneeky voice ,"I took my acting lessons in 1917" skwint even harder with your right eye, slowly gaze around room.

    Slide your non smoking hand into your Tuxedo dinner jacket, they will KNOW you are wearing one, and turn and strollout of the room.

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    It is completely obvious that owls are full of shit.
    Three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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    "...Tootsie Industries, Inc. reports that it has received over 20,000 letters telling them how many licks it took for the writer to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop..."

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    Not only did Steve Austin cost 6 million dollars, he is also the only man known to have had a fist fight with BigFoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    Not only did Steve Austin cost 6 million dollars, he is also the only man known to have had a fist fight with BigFoot.
    who won?
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    The other night I was bored & tried to sweep the boards. Almost made it too! I will do better next time.


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    Get.. Me.... HOMER LANSKRITY!!!

    Sir, Home Land Security ,... is that what you want ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    who won?
    BigFoot did because he's just big and huge and strong...

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    Three of my favorite movie quotes...

    "God didn't make Rambo, I did."

    "I don't think it's nice, you laughing at my mule."

    "Wow. Great Niborg, man!"

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    The real Van Halen is back

    But don't start thinking this thread has any purpose.

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    Cool

    Oh yeah...
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    I have two blood red records from the clan Van Halen

    Would you like to borrow my records and sound system, Sammy?

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    Today I will be offering free breast examinations via pictures in private messages.
    Please send a front and side shot of your breasts to my mail box today and I will get right back to you with my findings.

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    I've been around since the 1960's, Jack!
    Wtf has got to do with any damned thing?
    I'll tell you man...

    It's 2012, and this year I got to get the f#€% down with the real Van Halen, live and in color, in Washington DC.

    That's wtf it's got to do with it, Jack!
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    Godzilla (ゴジラ, Gojira) (/ɡɒdˈzɪlə/; [ɡodʑiɽa]( listen)) is a daikaijū, a Japanese movie monster, first appearing in Ishirō Honda's 1954 film Godzilla

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    It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

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    In a recent study it was found that Sammy Hagar causes Syphilis in lab rats.

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    Got news about Savicki by chance. Doing well in a Japanese port, where he was adopted.
    Hasn't changed at all, except they call him Lala:

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    Gojira....starring a young man with 2 black eyes in a black suit. From America.

    A homo who won every single murder trial he was a part of.....save one.
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    Who is Steve Savicki?
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Who is Steve Savicki?
    Click here to learn how you use Google.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Thank you. But I meant what's his nickname?

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    Nickname? WTF are you taking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Nickname? WTF are you taking about?
    What is he called on this site?? Elvis? Carrot? Angel? Nickdfresh? Or is steve savicki his screen name?

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    Jesus, you're fucking dumb. Did you even hit the link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
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    he goes by "jagermeister" here

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    he goes by "jagermeister" here
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanHalener View Post
    Godzilla (ゴジラ, Gojira) (/ɡɒdˈzɪlə/; [ɡodʑiɽa]( listen)) is a daikaijū, a Japanese movie monster, first appearing in Ishirō Honda's 1954 film Godzilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Who is Steve Savicki?
    He's the guy people run into in the men's public restroom next to the sink offering to wash and blowdry testicles.

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