If you could BAN just one member

[Diamondjimi]

Nah, it's true. Way back when long ago, Gayr WAS funny, even witty at times.

Then, his prostate cancer spread to his brain - didn't have long to go - and he became what he is now & has been for way too long... a complete waste of oxygen, food, water, space, everything.

Cheers! :bottle:

Cancer? I thought it was from being on the receiving end of repeated Donkey Punches!

For those who might not be aware of the definition of a Donkey Punch.....

[Anonymous]

Cancer? I thought it was from being on the receiving end of repeated Donkey Punches!

For those who might not be aware of the definition of a Donkey Punch.....

Dude, Gia Paloma received a donkey punch! That girl does everything!

Wot a slart.

I like it.

Now, let me find a copy of Guttermouths 30.

Cheers! :bottle:

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

Ima... I actually laughed at the Scary Movie shit... my bad (Jackass really was horrible)...

DJ... Just seeing "donkey punch" in print (and context) made me laugh for the first time today. Happy Easter.

That is all.

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[Anonymous]

Icon,

If you larfed at Scary Movie because you had indulged in judgement altering substances like blow, booze, glue and/or paint thinner and/or you were banging a nun, it's no big deal.

I have larfed at many a silly thing, in said situation.

Cheers! :bottle:

[conmee]

I_S,

You read me like a book...

That is all.

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[Diamondjimi]

DJ... Just seeing "donkey punch" in print (and context) made me laugh for the first time today. Happy Easter.

That is all.

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Anytime, and Flappy Feaster to you as well!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

I just saw Guttermouths 30.

Gia tries so hard to be filthy she's actually annoying.

But the donkey punch was insane!

It's 15 minutes into the scene & she's STILL talking dirty. In fact, she never shut up.

She's blowing a guy whilst the other is slapping her in the back of her head. And she keeps going, "More! More! Fuck this, fuck that!" It's REALLY annoying.

So the guys who's slapping her crams her head around the other guy's cock again, pulls the fist back & WALLOP! Right in the back of the head. THAT shut her up. What's even more incredible is how she kept her mouth open. The guy being blown could've lost the cock.

But maybe when you punch 'em in the back of the head, the jaws open?

Either way, it was INSANE.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

Great review Puss. Buttfag should pay attention. That is how you review a movie!

Gotta check this one out. Gotta link?

[Anonymous]

What do you mean, LINK???

Wot be ye takin' me fer, a gentleman o' fortune???

I BUYS all me swag, matey.

Ye've shivered me timbers such with that finger-pointin' that I be needin' two goes o' rum befores I sez anything else.

Arr, Jim lad.

Avast, ye scallywag. Mine is not the way of the gentlemen o' fortune.

I'll keelhaul the next person t' accuse me of such devious way, ME! A good ol' God fearin', loyal subject of the RIAA, an' you may lay to that.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Blackflag.

Of course, anybody who knows anything knows that my vote counts for at least 20 of anybody elses, so congratulations, Blackie. You're winning.

[Blackflag]

Too bad your vote is as impotent as you are.

[Anonymous]

That's not what your mom says about him...

Well, not that she'd mention names, but she DID say that the only impotent in the Army was someone from Yakima.

Bob, you from Yakima?

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

Please.

Too bad your vote is as impotent as you are.

Riiight...more projection.

Dude, as angry and antagonistic as you are, it's obvious you haven't had pussy since it had you....

[GAR]

My Sweat Sixteen!

You.. like me? You guys really like me!

I'm not convinced though till I get at least two-dozen..

[jhale667]

Before you break your own arm patting yourself on the back...

Sorry...since BB's vote apparently counts 20-to-1, Buttflap is actually ahead of you.