WTF Is Wrong With Van Halen?

[CVH Rulz]

No, I got it. We're good.

That's too bad. I was hoping to expound on my theory further. LOL.

It was more about a general way to live than specific to VH fans, but here is where I was at the time.

I'm out for the day! Have a great holiday weekend! Don't think too hard!

[Kristy]

I didn't buy the new album.

It's terrible.

[Kristy]

I don't see what the problem is. True fans judging Dave harshly, as requested.

The irony of such a statement. Any "true fan" knows Dave can't sing - he never could. Van Halen existed on a simple pattern of Eddie's blazing guitar while the faggy dragon pants bass player and the ugly-as-fuck drummer pounded out a beat for him. All Dave had to do was play the bullshit rock star card until he either couldn't or no longer wanted to. His voice was always total shit. Even Dylan sings better than your homoerotic spandex boy. Eddie and his rhythm section always had to adjust to Dave's lack of talent. Now, the hiring of F A T Spammy and the other dude didn't fair any better - other then stronger commercial sales during the 80's into early 90's. Do you see the issue here?

So much recently that Heater's head must be popping off in delight. Do you you really think this is the only fan site where fans are Monday morning quarterbacking every move a band or artist makes? That's a commonality to all fan sites. Is this place hell? Hell no. Just a place filled with passionate fans and a handful of trolls. I consider the RA to be a nice addition to my great life, with the exception of some of the shit I've seen in the Frontline. So take it all in stride, Rulz.

For the last time. Your precious band died in 1985 That's 30 years ago! Get the fuck over it. Move on. Your bullshit heydays of the "Great VH" are never coming back. Look at Dave today. He's a fucking embarrassment to any "true fan" with his arthritic stage shuffling and pre-Parkinson jitters; disjointed singing and slurring words while trying hide it all under the guise of a few "Wooooooooo's." PA-THE-TIC. He's F A T, bald, and all the alcohol and groupie pussy destroyed him. His timing is shot, yet you "true fans" look at this wreckage of a human being and continue to cheer him on.

[WARF]

For the last time. Your precious band died in 1985 That's 30 years ago! Get the fuck over it. Move on. Your bullshit heydays of the "Great VH" are never coming back. Look at Dave today. He's a fucking embarrassment to any "true fan" with his arthritic stage shuffling and pre-Parkinson jitters; disjointed singing and slurring words while trying hide it all under the guise of a few "Wooooooooo's." PA-THE-TIC. He's F A T, bald, and all the alcohol and groupie pussy destroyed him. His timing is shot, yet you "true fans" look at this wreckage of a human being and continue to cheer him on.

Kristy, hittin' hard with a different kind of truth! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[cadaverdog]

Kristy, hittin' hard with a different kind of truth! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

One thing he's not is fat. Boy could hang glide on a Dorito.

[Kristy]

Kristy, hittin' hard with a different kind of truth! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Thanks. I wrote that while high.


Fuck me, I still am.

[WARF]

Thanks. I wrote that while high.


Fuck me, I still am.

Your punishment towards the idiotic masses is the only thing interesting about this place.

Anyone who is F A T and posts here 24 hours a day deserves it... lol

Keep getting high and laying the smack down to these fools

[Kristy]

You need help, WARF.

[WARF]

You need help, WARF.

gimme that tubbie custard!

[Satan]

I don't come here a lot, but it would be nice if it didn't feel like a trip into hell all the time.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You need help, WARF.

duck!!!

https://s.yimg.com/cd/diminuendo/1.0/original/ccde633038f6bcc7a755e629adfd193d6956d467.gif

[vandeleur]

That's the way to dump a fat lass

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That's the way to dump a fat lass

or even an alleged thin hipster

[WARF]

Sorry for the tubbie custard Sesh lol

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no he isn't