the OFFICIAL "thing's kristy likes" thread

[Kristy]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?

They're clever. They'll ask me what the date of expiration on a certain item is and then come out and say "So are you single...?" Get hit on a lot by by men who seem to be twice my age at the grocery store, too. I'm like "Dude, isn't your daughter around my age?"

[ashstralia]

They're clever. They'll ask me what the date of expiration on a certain item is and then come out and say "So are you single...?" Get hit on a lot by by men who seem to be twice my age at the grocery store, too. I'm like "Dude, isn't your daughter around my age?"

i get it now. you work at the store? can't blame the old farts for trying.

[Kristy]

No, I only shop there.

[ashstralia]

Thats funny. I remember when the parents of the girls I would take out on dates would like me, their daughters invariably wouldn't (at least not enough wink...wink...)
However, when the girls did like me, their parents invariably would not.

parents invariably know if you're messin' with their daughter's pertootie, les.

[Kristy]

Indeed it is. I'd love to meet a woman like Kristy. Well, with a few extra pounds, anyway. And a couple more in her purse.

My life story


I'd hate to meet somebody like me.

[ashstralia]

No, I only shop there.

i see. my town is smallish, people here do tend to stickybeak too.

[Kristy]

What is stickybeak?

[ashstralia]

What is stickybeak?

it's a local colloquialism which means to insert one's nose into another's private business.

[lesfunk]

a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt

[jhale667]

You had me at...oh wait.

I used to set up Fender Strats (among numerous other guitars) in a music store: re-stringing, bridge and neck adjust, intonation, saddle adjust & replacement, pickup & pot replacement (including soldering), tremolo adjustment...Went to school for it, too and Fender paid for it as part of their 'Silver & Bronze' program. Gold was a bit more complex involving amp repair and major guitar surgery like refret and rebinding which was way, way out of my expertise. Let's see: also re-strung violins, violas, mandolins, 12-strings, basses, even one shitty "autoharp" which took days to tune.

OMG, I think I ♥ you!

Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.

Oh, drat...and just like that, it's over... j/k


Do you like....






Circus midgets?

[ashstralia]

a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt

yeah trust you to try and make it sound dirty you.. you... you....BASSPLAYER :tongue0011:

[ashstralia]

since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ash likes kitty cats

[PETE'S BROTHER]

since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?

that was kinda the point, positive focus...ehh. and why in the fuck did i use an apostrophe twice with "things" in my first post? flippin' tarded.....

[Hardrock69]

Oooh, good call.



L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.

MMmmmm.....would love to see Kristy in these....and nothing else.

Hey I'm just sayin'!