Bring Flappo back!

[DONNIEP]

Now that is cool. Having lived in the not-so-deep south for decades now, I can attest to how gracefully this would fit in with the local mindset. Besides, the King/Queen saddle is just the ultimate touch.

Now, down here where I live, it's not unusual to see somebody riding their lawn mower to the beer store. It doesn't happen a lot, but it's not a shocker when you see it. But...if you had that mofo, you could drive it everywhere! To the Walmart, to church, and to the beer store - at night. It's got a big ol' headlight on that sucker!

[Anonymous]

if you had that mofo, you could drive it everywhere! To the Walmart, to church, and to the beer store - at night.

The Southerner's daily route. PRAISE THE SOUTH!

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

The Southerner's daily route. PRAISE THE SOUTH!

Cheers!

You said that right, my nigga!! Now, let's have a moment of silence for these two bodacious Southern booties...

[DONNIEP]

I can just smell the Natural Ice and Marlboro lites coming off those chicks...mmmm...smells like summertime!

[DONNIEP]

And since it's Triple Trannie Thursday, you gotta have this one in here...

[ZahZoo]

The rest of the hipsters celebrate Throw-Back-Thursday...

This bunch... Triple Tranny Thursday with bonus Mower Porn!!

Gotta love it...

[DONNIEP]

The rest of the hipsters celebrate Throw-Back-Thursday...

This bunch... Triple Tranny Thursday with bonus Mower Porn!!

Gotta love it...

It was either Triple Trannie Thursday or arguing about welfare and, well, Trannies are more exciting than welfare. Or global warming.

[Anonymous]

You said that right, my nigga!! Now, let's have a moment of silence for these two bodacious Southern booties...

And since it's Triple Trannie Thursday, you gotta have this one in here...

When you say triple Tranny Thursday, does that mean ALL THREE are trannies?

Goddamn, that Dixie Tranny gets me all hot & bothered. Whew.

Why, it's enough to cast doubts on a man's sexuality. I say "a man's", because I'm referring to other men, not myself.

I have absolutely no doubts about my sexuality. It's just like my whisky - STRAIGHT!

Straight into the pants of that Dixie Tranny, if she doesn't watch out... uh, I mean, uh... damn! I gotta figure out a way outta this one. Let's see... when I say "straight into the pants"... I mean that... if she drops her pants... then I'll head straight to them... so I can put them back on her as fast as I can, yeah that's it!

Yup.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Does that Dixie Tranny know how to handle a lawnmower, buy any chance?

No reason, just asking.

Cheers!

[Satan]

s/he looks a little like Titney Spears. Wonder if that's the same tranny who confused poor drunk assed Hasselhoff a while back?

[DONNIEP]

Uh nope. The Dixie Trannie is the real deal. Not some cross dressing weirdo. Welcome to the new normal.

[Nitro Express]

You said that right, my nigga!! Now, let's have a moment of silence for these two bodacious Southern booties...

I like more junk in the trunk.

[Nitro Express]

Now that is cool. Having lived in the not-so-deep south for decades now, I can attest to how gracefully this would fit in with the local mindset. Besides, the King/Queen saddle is just the ultimate touch.

You have to have room for the neighbor's wife.

[DONNIEP]

I like more junk in the trunk.

Me too. But I prefer the "junk" to be my dick.

[Nitro Express]

Me too. But I prefer the "junk" to be my dick.

Junk? More like medical waste.