"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[loucap81]

I heard it's been forever since you posted too Hard to believe it's been four years since we met in Providence.

[Zing!]

has anyone seen this shit?

someone really should fucking cold cock hagar right in the fucking skull.

You could knit a nice set of doilies from Satriani's arm hair. Maybe a toilet paper cover. A muffler for when it's cold.
Anthony looked like he was about to have an aneurism at one point. Probably too much toxic sludge salt on the rim of his glass.
Haggar needs a bra (or is it a 'bro?')
Why was Will Ferrell on drums?

[chefcraig]

Speaking of which, I read his God aweful book (for free) with a 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer' attitude. I strongly recommend others do the same. It's a good feeling to have your disgust and or genuine hatred in this guy be truly validated. The corner he paints himself in with his arrogance and ignorance is quite comical and priceless. And the forward by Mike, unfortunately, is enough to warrant there being a thread based on the topic of 'just what the hell was Mike Anthony thinking?'

Yep, we received a copy of this waste of paper the same day Steven Tyler's autobiography was unleashed upon an unsuspecting and non-deserving public. I read both of these works of fiction during restroom breaks at work, mainly because you can never be sure if there will be any toilet paper on the roll, so it's a generally accepted good idea to bring your own. Taking in the amounts of unintelligible gibberish and utter nonsense offered by both books resulted in me actually feeling dumber for having read them. Fortunately, the collection of Hunter S. Thompson's work for Rolling Stone arrived a couple of weeks later, which went a long way toward restoring my intellectual karma, but not quite successfully.

[lesfunk]

I heard it's been forever since you posted too Hard to believe it's been four years since we met in Providence.

It's only been a a month or so since I stopped posting a lot.
I still lurk everyday

[DLR Bridge]

I'm having déjà vu. Did we have this conversation on page 17 of this thread? Or was it 23? 11? 45?

[sadaist]

has anyone seen this shit?

someone really should fucking cold cock hagar right in the fucking skull.

Okay, I gotta say I am digging how Chad is totally into the song. I wish Alex would sing along & really let loose & groove. He is so business like. Although, one vid from the tour I saw he was getting into RWTD. But it's rare.

[chefcraig]

I'm having déjà vu. Did we have this conversation on page 17 of this thread? Or was it 23? 11? 45?

I'm pretty much uncertain, as I started drinking heavily around Thanksgiving of last year in anticipation of ADKOT being released. If anything, the consumption has only increased since that time.

[DONNIEP]

I'm pretty much uncertain, as I started drinking heavily around Thanksgiving of last year in anticipation of ADKOT being released. If anything, the consumption has only increased since that time.

You ain't the only one

[chefcraig]

You ain't the only one

Still don't know what the fuck I got for Christmas, let alone what I purchased for others. Hey, shit happens.

[Momshell]

Okay, I gotta say I am digging how Chad is totally into the song. I wish Alex would sing along & really let loose & groove. He is so business like. Although, one vid from the tour I saw he was getting into RWTD. But it's rare.

I could only watch about a minute of it - kinda like a bad car crash....haven't watched anything with Sammy in ages - goddamn has he gotten fat! Always was, but that was just gross - man boobs and all. He's really morphing into a fat lady - Bette perhaps?!

[Coyote]

has anyone seen this shit?

someone really should fucking cold cock hagar right in the fucking skull.

Stopped right after the first syllable...

[FORD]

Satriani played that song much better with an actual singer, back when he had hair.....

[fifth element]

just looked at the pics again...how can anyone with more brain than a primordial cell prefer the hagar era over the real deal...

seriously do not know...have the Hagarites been tested to see if they HAVE more brain than a primordial cell???

[fifth element]

I could only watch about a minute of it - kinda like a bad car crash....haven't watched anything with Sammy in ages - goddamn has he gotten fat! Always was, but that was just gross - man boobs and all. He's really morphing into a fat lady - Bette perhaps?!

HEY! that's giving a lot of fat ladies a REALLY, REALLY bad rap!!!

[NIN1211]

HEY! that's giving a lot of fat ladies a REALLY, REALLY bad rap!!!

If only we had this red super hero after 9/11. We could of sent his ass and his shitty band to Afghanistan to play 55 and his other "hits"......Bin Laden would have given his ass up and surrendered!!!