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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12707

    #16
    Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
    naw, ya lick them and they are a bitch to keep lit
    Viagra.

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12179

      #17
      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
      speakin' of wheezin', that damn kiwi got me drunk last nite.
      Oh Boy.

      I Blame The Weather.:P
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • 78/84 guy
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Apr 2005
        • 2557

        #18
        Originally posted by DONNIEP
        Ed sucks cock. If I have to endure another "era" of this retarded band I am going to drive to Ed's house and literally piss on his gate and video the whole thing.
        That's funny. Bottom line is Van Halen just got off a tour and aren't going to do jack shit with anyone at the mike stand for probably 2 years. You can take that too the bank ! Ed is handing out cash too the old lady so she can shop while he sits on the couch watching Starsky And Hutch reruns ! He might think about getting off his ass and walk across the driveway too record but that couch is feeling as good as his bank account ! So.....maybe next year ? All caused by a fucking tweet his wife probably answered ! So I'm not going to hold my breath. If and when he does surface with Hag then I will. LOL ! Dave ? Unless he fucking starts singing better live I say he can stay home also. The clock is ticking and MY couch is feeling good itself to even bother with these guys almost anymore.
        Last edited by 78/84 guy; 02-12-2016, 10:02 PM.

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11957

          #19
          Originally posted by 78/84 guy
          That's funny. Bottom line is Van Halen just got off a tour and aren't going to do jack shit with anyone at the mike stand for probably 2 years. You can take that too the bank ! Ed is handing out cash too the old lady so she can shop while he sits on the couch watching Starsky And Hutch reruns ! He might think about getting off his ass and walk across the driveway too record but that couch is feeling as good as his bank account ! So.....maybe next year ? All caused by a fucking tweet his wife probably answered ! So I'm not going to hold my breath. If and when he does surface with Hag then I will. LOL ! Dave ? Unless he fucking starts singing better live I say he can stay home also. The clock is ticking and MY couch is feeling good itself to even bother with these guys almost anymore.
          The above is probably about as close to the reality of it as anything else one will read on this site.
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • VHscraps
            Veteran
            • Jul 2009
            • 1865

            #20
            Yeah, but how substantial is the Van Hagar market? That's a serious question.

            I think it's really just Sam's long-standing fans, who buy whatever else he puts out. I'm sure there will be some who were fans of VH before that who will lap up anything Ed does, but the numbers won't be filling out arena shows. Keep in mind that every tour they have done with Dave since 2007 has effectively been a Greatest Hits tour - specifically to bring out the casual fans who might have heard effing Jump on the radio back in '84.

            Put it this way - someone posted something on this site -- I think it was here -- a while ago with stats on radio plays and online streaming data that compared Dave VH with Sammy VH, and the latter (if the stats were accurate) were totally left in the dust. There must be a reason for that.

            There doesn't really seem to be a market for it, unless they want to tour theatres or clubs is my guess -- the kinda places Sammy plays. And my guess is that with Irving Azoff as their manager, they will be looking at how much cash they could make from a venture like that.

            I personally would never spend a penny to see, hear, or otherwise come within proximity of them. I'd rather saw my ears off than listen to Sammy in VH. I might even ceremonially burn my VH fan club membership card once and for all. You listening Ed -- yeah, you love us. We 'pay your rent'.

            But if EVH wants to further diminish the legacy, there's no one else does it better.
            THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12707

              #21
              Originally posted by VHscraps
              Yeah, but how substantial is the Van Hagar market? That's a serious question.

              I think it's really just Sam's long-standing fans, who buy whatever else he puts out.
              I'd say more substantial than the Roth solo market. That's a serious statement.

              It's really just Dave's long-standing fans, who don't even buy what he puts out - Diamond Dave, Skyscraper, Your Filthy Little Mouth.

              That said, it doesn't really matter. Van Roth has been milked dry, so Van Hagar is almost more certain to yield more profit than a third pass with Roth.

              And if that somehow doesn't pay Alex's bills, they can call Cherone & scrape the bottom of the barrel.

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13390

                #22
                Originally posted by Izzy Moreno
                I'd say more substantial than the Roth solo market. That's a serious statement.

                It's really just Dave's long-standing fans, who don't even buy what he puts out - Diamond Dave, Skyscraper, Your Filthy Little Mouth.

                That said, it doesn't really matter. Van Roth has been milked dry, so Van Hagar is almost more certain to yield more profit than a third pass with Roth.

                And if that somehow doesn't pay Alex's bills, they can call Cherone & scrape the bottom of the barrel.
                No!! NO!!

                I know who they should hire to sing:



                Yes, the fag from Queen. That's who they need to drag (get it?) out on tour. I would buy tickets for every show around here.
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12707

                  #23
                  Originally posted by DONNIEP
                  No!! NO!!

                  I know who they should hire to sing:

                  Yes, the fag from Queen. That's who they need to drag (get it?) out on tour. I would buy tickets for every show around here.
                  Hey man, this isn't about your fucking penis!

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13390

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Izzy Moreno
                    Hey man, this isn't about your fucking penis!
                    I see what you did there, you sneaky bastid.
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • VHscraps
                      Veteran
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1865

                      #25
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      No!! NO!!

                      I know who they should hire to sing:



                      Yes, the fag from Queen. That's who they need to drag (get it?) out on tour. I would buy tickets for every show around here.
                      Gary Glitter is looking for a job ...

                      THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                      • vandeleur
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 9870

                        #26
                        Not many posts that donnie can't gay up. Well done for fighting for your people , I support you.
                        fuck your fucking framing

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                        • Terry
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11957

                          #27
                          Originally posted by VHscraps
                          Yeah, but how substantial is the Van Hagar market? That's a serious question.

                          I think it's really just Sam's long-standing fans, who buy whatever else he puts out. I'm sure there will be some who were fans of VH before that who will lap up anything Ed does, but the numbers won't be filling out arena shows. Keep in mind that every tour they have done with Dave since 2007 has effectively been a Greatest Hits tour - specifically to bring out the casual fans who might have heard effing Jump on the radio back in '84.

                          Put it this way - someone posted something on this site -- I think it was here -- a while ago with stats on radio plays and online streaming data that compared Dave VH with Sammy VH, and the latter (if the stats were accurate) were totally left in the dust. There must be a reason for that.

                          There doesn't really seem to be a market for it, unless they want to tour theatres or clubs is my guess -- the kinda places Sammy plays. And my guess is that with Irving Azoff as their manager, they will be looking at how much cash they could make from a venture like that.

                          I personally would never spend a penny to see, hear, or otherwise come within proximity of them. I'd rather saw my ears off than listen to Sammy in VH. I might even ceremonially burn my VH fan club membership card once and for all. You listening Ed -- yeah, you love us. We 'pay your rent'.

                          But if EVH wants to further diminish the legacy, there's no one else does it better.
                          Yeah, but you said it yourself, in that it's precisely the casual fans who probably comprise a majority of ticket buyers for Van Halen shows from 2004 up to the present.

                          I recall in 2012 when the band busted out Women In Love, Outta Love Again and Girl Gone Bad that the audience was comparatively silent when those intros were played, doubtless because more people than not had no idea what those songs were.

                          I tend to think there would be enough casual Van Halen fans + diehard Eddie Grunts who would see 'Van Halen' under any circumstances as long as Ed wanks out Eruption for the one billionth time + flaming Red Waboritas to add up to a well-attended final Van Hagar tour.

                          Not necessarily saying they're gonna do multiple dates in 18,000 seaters, but enough to fill up 40 cities worth of 10,000 seat arenas for one night, especially if Azoff gets a decent or recognizable name act to open to the show.

                          As a solo act on tour now, I doubt if Roth could even fill much more than a 2,000 seat venue on his own. Same with Hagar. Put them in Van Halen, it's a different ballgame.
                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13390

                            #28
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            Not many posts that donnie can't gay up. Well done for fighting for your people , I support you.
                            Look here, you bald headed homo
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13390

                              #29
                              Originally posted by VHscraps
                              Gary Glitter is looking for a job ...

                              Lose the shoes and that's a bad ass outfit!! I swear to Baby Jesus I would wear that to The Walmart. And to church. On the same day.
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                              • vandeleur
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 9870

                                #30
                                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                Look here, you bald headed homo
                                I grew my hair back
                                Bud I support the alternate sexualities , by watching lots of lesbian porn.
                                It's cool mate ,your friends are here for you , let it go ,embrace the cock you need
                                fuck your fucking framing

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