Dear Steve,
Do you get out much? Get laid often or at all?
Have you ever seen a grown woman naked?
Probably not.
Steve, I'm going to do something special for you, I'm gonna create a custom avatar for your exclusive use. Using the magic of Photoshop and the latest space-age photographic technologies developed by NASA, I will create an animated GIF of you deep-dicking an open can of Spam.
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