"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Jetstream]

You know these 13 year old kids get what Sammy still has not been able to figure out in a whole lifetime, there is only one real Van Halen worth honoring...they might have also taken the whole bass player argument to a whole new level by not even having one, they don't miss Michael or Wolfgang lol. Hey, they are only 13 years old, but they get it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L0NowtvrCo&feature=related

[vanhalen1r2]

Look...After watching the video that Mewisemagic put up of him the other night on That Metal Show, all I will say is this: Fuck You, Hagar!

You are the most bitter, whiny, motherfucking pussy alive. You were given a seat in the greatest rock band of all time...and although I personally think you fucking sucked while you were in VH...I'll give credit for your years riding along in the House that Roth built...

to listen to you now makes me fucking sick...the shit you pulled slagging on Wolfgang is beyond disgusting. You're 60 fucking years old...you're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Van Halen, you piece of shit...yet, you dog them every chance you get? Why is it that you only talk about VH when someone puts a mic in your face? I'll tell you....NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU, CHICKENFOOT or ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO UNLESS IT PERTAINS TO VAN HALEN AND YOU CANT ADMIT IT!

Shut your goddamn mouth, grow the fuck up and stop ripping on the band that made your career for you. Without your time in Van Halen...you'd be about as relevant in the history of rock and roll as Adam fucking Ant...

now, fuck off...

Props, 100% truth

[conmee]

I DO enjoy regular Miller High Life. The Champagne of Beers? It's a little bit too fizzy - but if you open 2 bottles at a time, by the time you get to the 2nd the fizz has bubbled out to normal levels. Gives great burps & next morning snooze button farts. But it's damn cheap, works great, and doesn't leave me hungover.

Remember those old time aluminum cans with the top that peeled off? So many people would then drop the removed tab inside the can. I wonder how many people choked on 1 of those? I saw it happen once in a CHiPs episode....so I never did it.

Fucking awesome! Sammy looks gay as fuck AND has the SAME haircut as that chick in the background...

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You know these 13 year old kids get what Sammy still has not been able to figure out in a whole lifetime, there is only one real Van Halen worth honoring...they might have also taken the whole bass player argument to a whole new level by not even having one, they don't miss Michael or Wolfgang lol. Hey, they are only 13 years old, but they get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L0No...eature=related

Fuck yeah!!! These kids get it! The "Brownsound" via Marshall and young kids, it's a new generation. I like the deadpan deliver of the singer, really liked the "I know the law, friend!" delivery! Haha! Love it!

That is all.

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Fuck yeah!!! These kids get it! The "Brownsound" via Marshall and young kids, it's a new generation. I like the deadpan deliver of the singer, really liked the "I know the law, friend!" delivery! Haha! Love it!

That is all.

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Even their drummer nails Alex's bored look too...

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[Seshmeister]

You know these 13 year old kids get what Sammy still has not been able to figure out in a whole lifetime, there is only one real Van Halen worth honoring...they might have also taken the whole bass player argument to a whole new level by not even having one, they don't miss Michael or Wolfgang lol. Hey, they are only 13 years old, but they get it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L0No...eature=related

This could be the opportunity Mike Anthony has been waiting for.

[Jetstream]

Even their drummer nails Alex's bored look too...

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alright this is the last post from me with these 13 year olds, but I would rather go see them play old Van Halen then go see Spammy and Chickenfoot...that is right, 13 year old kids kick your ass Hagritte

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIyc_6hVOzw&feature=related

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I see Bette and the Hagaritas announced their tour.... Look at the stadiums they're playing !!

May 04 Harrah's Hotel & Casino (Lake Tahoe, NV)
May 05 Harrah's Hotel & Casino (Lake Tahoe, NV)
May 09 The Fillmore Aud. (Denver, CO)
May 11 The Brick (Minneapolis, MN)
May 12 Chicago Theater (Chicago, IL)
May 14 The Fillmore (Detroit, MI)
May 16 Orpheum Theater (Boston, MA)
May 18 House of Blues (Atlantic City, NJ)
May 19 Mohegan Sun (Uncasville, CT)
May 21 Beacon Theater (New York, NY)
May 23 Fox Theater (St. Louis, MO)
May 25 Winstar Casino (Thackerville, OK)
May 27 Rocklahoma (Pryor, OK)
May 29 Bayou Music Center (Houston, TX)
May 31 Anselmo Valencia Amphetheater (Tucson, AZ)
Jun 01 The Joint (Las Vegas, NV)
Jun 03 Schnitzer Hall (Portland, OR)
Jun 05 Queen Elizabeth Theater (Vancouver, BC)
Jun 06 WaMu Theater (Seattle, WA)
Jun 10 Greek Theater (Los Angeles, CA) *

[Momshell]

I'm going to pretend I didn't notice that they're playing Mohegan (as are VH) - all the rest are pretty amusing!! GAME OVER SPAMMY!!!

[chefcraig]

I see Bette and the Hagaritas announced their tour.... Look at the stadiums they're playing !!

Coming Soon: An announcement from Captain Velveeta that explains how Chickenfood purposely is "playing small theaters and community centers, in order to remain intimate with their fans. Sure, they could sell out arenas and the like, but this is about the people, man."

2/22/12

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm going to pretend I didn't notice that they're playing Mohegan (as are VH) - all the rest are pretty amusing!! GAME OVER SPAMMY!!!

I can almost guarantee that their Mohegan date will be a snapshot of the '04 VH tour, where many, many arenas actually tarped their entire upper decks.....

[kwame k]

Coming Soon: An announcement from Captain Velveeta that explains how Chickenfood purposely is "playing small theaters and community centers, in order to remain intimate with their fans. Sure, they could sell out arenas and the like, but this is about the people, man."

2/22/12

Wonder if they'll be free concerts

[chefcraig]

Wonder if they'll be free concerts

What was that old Dennis Miller line about how if they really want to fuck you, they'll give you one free?

SAMMY HAGAR Hopes To Make Concerts Free In The Future - Aug. 1, 2005

Launch Radio Networks reports: Sammy Hagar hopes that in the near future he won't have to charge for a concert ticket again. Hagar told Launch that his other ventures, like Cabo Wabo tequila and his Cabo Wabo Cantina clubs, are making enough money to subsidize his live dates. He plans to pass that benefit on to the fans. "I'm getting real close to being able to go out and perform, big concerts with huge production, for free," he said. "That's what I'm trying to get to. It's a year or two early from being able to do it for free, assuming the company keeps growing the way it is."

[fourthcoming]

Chickenfoot has just announced an additional leg to their 2012 tour:

June 11th: Walmart parking lot: Hackensack, New Jersey
June 13th: Attias Flea Market: Sayville, Long Island
June 15th: Taco Bell: Wallingford, Connecticut
June 16th: Vince Lombardi Rest Stop: New Jersey Turnpike: Ridgefield, New Jersey
June 18th: McDonalds Playland: Boston, Massachusetts
June 20th: The tour wraps up with a one time only, legendary show at the Lost City of Atlantis...........hurry, tickets are going fast.

[kwame k]