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  • Reverend beaten to death with electric guitar.

    Betcha it was a telecaster...







    http://www.news.com.au/world/baptist...-1226508269034

  • #2
    Wrong forum...

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    • #3
      So we'll discuss the gradual tightening of the the guitar laws...

      I'm sorry if anyone's offended by my post, but i lol'd. we've all seen the video of keef brandishing one as a mighty battle axe... Sure, there's gonna be more to the story but still...

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      • #4
        The pastor must have fucked his old lady...

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        • #5
          Guns don't kill people, PSYCHOPATHS WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS KILL PEOPLE.


          I blame that Elvis feller. (Not the local attention whore, the original real one.)

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          • #6
            His son is a little frustrated ??


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            • #7
              A huggin' preacher, eh ??

              I'll bet he was...

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              • #8
                Beats poisonous snake, I suppose.

                Well...

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                • #9
                  Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
                  "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • #10
                    When we outlaw guitars, only outlaws will have them.



                    and maybe it was dark & he didn't realize it was a guitar he was grabbing.

                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo View Post
                      Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
                      Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • #12
                        A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

                        A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

                        OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

                        This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


                        I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your waitress!
                        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-01-2012, 01:52 PM.
                        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jhale667 View Post
                          Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.

                          I could see Jhale screaming as he is being beaten to death by a cheap knockoff.



                          "NOOOOOOOO! At least use a real Fender for fucks sake! ARRRGGHHHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!"
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • #14
                            NO, dude - / beat people to death with guitars. Not the reverse. Ever.

                            Who said I liked Fenders?
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??:eek:

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • #15
                              Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

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