the OFFICIAL "thing's kristy likes" thread

[Kristy]

1. high end quality footwear.

Oooh, good call.



L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.

That's always refreshing in my mind.......

quite often with heavy hateful undertones, it seems. again, kristy is cool as a cucumber and gets some good bashin' in when need be. and this is just a message board, i'm sure she is shiny and happy in life.

[Kristy]

Kristy likes Fender Stratocasters.

I used to set up Fender Strats (among numerous other guitars) in a music store: re-stringing, bridge and neck adjust, intonation, saddle adjust & replacement, pickup & pot replacement (including soldering), tremolo adjustment...Went to school for it, too and Fender paid for it as part of their 'Silver & Bronze' program. Gold was a bit more complex involving amp repair and major guitar surgery like refret and rebinding which was way, way out of my expertise. Let's see: also re-strung violins, violas, mandolins, 12-strings, basses, even one shitty "autoharp" which took days to tune. Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.

[Kristy]

Black leather and rubber

Um...pleading the fifth on that one. It was just for stage costume for a magic show. Had to "tone down" that look quite a lot actually when the guy I did assistant work for stopped doing parties for adults and started doing children's shows. The rubber/latex is all boxed up these days after I moved. Which is good - that's where that crap belongs.

[Anonymous]

What's this thread for? To compile a quick checklist on how to... ahem... seduce Kristy? How rude.

Anyways, apparently magicians.

Which reminds me... pull my finger. I mean, pick a card. Any fing... card.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.

That's always refreshing in my mind.......

Indeed it is. I'd love to meet a woman like Kristy. Well, with a few extra pounds, anyway. And a couple more in her purse.

Anyways, every woman I met never seems to know what she wants/likes & mostly just follows what's "hot" & "hip" & "fashionable". Hardly one opinion between them. Well, there's my cousin, but she's my cousin.

And for all the larve shown in this thread, I can tell I'm not the only one who likes a woman with personality.

You guys all like women with spunk, eh? Admit it boys... say you like spunk. For Kristy.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ashstralia]

rockabilly dancin'.

[Blaze]

She might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread!

[Kristy]

I'm a little embarrassed about it.

[Blaze]

As well you should be!
I have a noble cousin, you want to meet him?

[Kristy]

You sound like those women that come up to me in the grocery store and say "You're 28 and single? You seem like such a sweet girl. I have a son you would LOOOOOOVVVE to meet. He works for NASA..." She takes out her wallet and insist on showing me about 300 photos of her son telling every detail and life story about him.

Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.

[lesfunk]

She might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread!

All girls like a little attention

[ashstralia]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?

[lesfunk]

You sound like those women that come up to me in the grocery store and say "You're 28 and single? You seem like such a sweet girl. I have a son you would LOOOOOOVVVE to meet. He works for NASA..." She takes out her wallet and insist on showing me about 300 photos of her son telling every detail and life story about him.

Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.

Thats funny. I remember when the parents of the girls I would take out on dates would like me, their daughters invariably wouldn't (at least not enough wink...wink...)
However, when the girls did like me, their parents invariably would not.

[lesfunk]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?

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