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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Singer's my 80s band drummer's son, was barely old enough to be in the bar, and in his defense had never sung it before. He did OK given that.

    And yeah.... do remember we've all heard you sing, too.
    ok, hale, i'll grant him some leeway on grounds of youth and lack of experience with that song.
    that is understandable.
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    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    8:tongue0011:
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Which leads to the question...."If the shirt doesn't fit, you must acquit".
    gee kwame,
    since it's my bloody shirt, your statement doesn't fit, now does it, nitwit?
    will you please let johnny cochran rest in peace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    ok, hale, i'll grant him some leeway on grounds of youth and lack of experience with that song.
    that is understandable.
    So what's your excuse for sucking ass on vocals? That guy sings circles around you and he's drunk singing Robert Plant.......
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    gee kwame,
    since it's my bloody shirt, your statement doesn't fit, now does it, nitwit?
    will you please let johnny cochran rest in peace?
    Blood shrinks clothing and gloves....ask OJ, jackass!

    Here's a thought.....you've uploaded tons of pictures of yourself.....let's see your photos of the "assault". Don't lie because we've all seen you do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    can we get back on topic?
    i'd love to, unfortunately there are those intent on hammering me on a topic from a different thread, in a different forum,
    for the explicit purposes of derailing and thread jacking this thread which has absolutely nothing to do with any of
    their off-topic, and off-colour bullshit.
    kwame and company seem to think that despite being told by the powers that be to stop the shark feeding frenzy bullshit
    sometime last year, that it is ok to just ignore them and to continue doing so because they miss their collective brain trust mastermind
    lounge machine so much that they must try and emulate him because mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.
    apparently it is time for this years einstein convention to begin.
    either that, or i guess there are plenty of really bored assholes with no lives and nothing better to do that stirr shit up online
    and go about this bulletin board being big bad cyberbullies, because they think that it's ok,
    because they can just hide behind a computer.

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    i smell a new song coming....'roth army ratbags' i'll take 2.5% of the gross for the title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Which leads to the question...."If the shirt doesn't fit, you must acquit".



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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    chef, the matter is not through the county of riverside. it is through the city of riverside police dept.
    the county sheriff has nothing to do with it.
    Fair enough.









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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    i'd love to, unfortunately there are those intent on hammering me on a topic from a different thread, in a different forum,
    for the explicit purposes of derailing and thread jacking this thread which has absolutely nothing to do with any of
    their off-topic, and off-colour bullshit.
    kwame and company seem to think that despite being told by the powers that be to stop the shark feeding frenzy bullshit
    sometime last year, that it is ok to just ignore them and to continue doing so because they miss their collective brain trust mastermind
    lounge machine so much that they must try and emulate him because mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.
    apparently it is time for this years einstein convention to begin.
    either that, or i guess there are plenty of really bored assholes with no lives and nothing better to do that stirr shit up online
    and go about this bulletin board being big bad cyberbullies, because they think that it's ok,
    because they can just hide behind a computer.
    cyberbullying is taken very seriously in chino and riverside....southwest corner, at the pirate's fish shop. i could tell the address was 11236 north cause i got my new glasses for $202'64, and nuno hernandez has my receipt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Blood shrinks clothing and gloves....ask OJ, jackass!

    Here's a thought.....you've uploaded tons of pictures of yourself.....let's see your photos of the "assault". Don't lie because we've all seen you do it!
    i told you, the police have the pictures because they snapped the photos.
    i literally don't have any.
    as for my shirt, it's here at home hanging up in my closet.
    it is a 3x. my normal shirt size is 2x.

    the irony is, i am a blood donor.
    i was given the shirt by the blood bank in riverside at the corner of van buren and garfield, when i made my 3rd donation of blood for 2010 on december 16, 2010.
    now, as a result of the attack friday night, the shirt has it's own blood donation from me.

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    were you wearing your cape during this incident?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    i smell a new song coming....'roth army ratbags' i'll take 2.5% of the gross for the title.
    well, that 2.5% of a whole lotta nothin'!
    besides, i don't like that title. i'm a big fan of alliteration.
    i can come up with something much better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Fair enough.
    ok.
    i appreciate your candor, chef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    8:tongue0011:
    rACEing towards 9......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    were you wearing your cape during this incident?
    Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    were you wearing your cape during this incident?
    oh, you mean the one that burned up last year and was thrown away and i don't have since a year ago?
    that cape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    oh, you mean the one that burned up last year and was thrown away and i don't have since a year ago?
    that cape?
    actually, sure. or one of your others....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    actually, sure. or one of your others....
    well, the only other one i have, i have not worn since 2004.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    oh, you mean the one that burned up last year and was thrown away and i don't have since a year ago?
    that cape?
    Now was that the cape you were wearing when the midget blew fire on you from 3 feet away and you walked away without a scratch......that "magic" cape?

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    it's 1.46pm on a hot windy friday afternoon here in oz.

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    no rain in your neck o the woods?

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    He should've been wearing the devil mask he wore at the Ronnie Dio memorial.

    I bet Ace would've really taught those thugs a lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    no rain in your neck o the woods?
    nah mate, the cyclone was about 700 kms north of me; we're copping the wind though.

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    "badass" was a funny movie after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    So what's your excuse for sucking ass on vocals? That guy sings circles around you and he's drunk singing Robert Plant.......
    oh, you mean like this?
    btw, this is my answer to LM's challenge of proving that more than 10 people came to see the show live.
    loungie, your challenge has been answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Now was that the cape you were wearing when the midget blew fire on you from 3 feet away and you walked away without a scratch......that "magic" cape?
    that was at practice in boron, ca during a break between sets.
    i ducked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    no rain in your neck o the woods?
    uh, pb, it my be winter here in the states, but in the southern hemisphere, and in australia, it's summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    nah mate, the cyclone was about 700 kms north of me; we're copping the wind though.
    Hang in there man, that thing looked like a monster. Still well over 100,000 without power, at least a third of that number are without homes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Hang in there man, that thing looked like a monster. Still well over 100,000 without power, at least a third of that number are without homes.
    what an awful mess.

    hang in there, ash!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    uh, pb, it my be winter here in the states, but in the southern hemisphere, and in australia, it's summer.

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    it's cool guys... the folks up there are used to it. they're a stoic bunch, and everyone chips in + guvt money = alls good.
    and the rebuilding totally fixes the unemployment problem. we've got it all sussed

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    oh, you mean the one that burned up last year and was thrown away and i don't have since a year ago?
    that cape?
    here, pb, is this the cape of which you speak?
    this is the one that burned up a year ago, about 2 months after this video was filmed.
    everthing you see me with in this video except the studded leather vest and the spandex
    and of course the song, and myself, is all gone a year ago.
    even the glasses as of last friday night.
    this video is from december 2, 2009.
    notice the line 6 spider 3 75 watt amp sitting on the drum riser....that is what i'm playing thru on this, it is also the one that blew up 2 months later in feb. 2010, on this very same stage.
    Last edited by ace diamond; 02-03-2011 at 10:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    here, pb, is this the cape of which you speak?
    this video is from december 2, 2009.
    i think so, what does the other one look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    that was at practice in boron, ca during a break between sets.
    i ducked.
    Yes but was that the magic cape that saved your life?

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    ace, i reckon you should cover 'earache my eye' by cheech & chong. we did it in one of my bands once, it goes down a treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Yes but was that the magic cape that saved your life?
    don't you get it yet?
    there wasn't a cape involved.
    i did not wear one with kiss incomplete or mad hatter.
    i've only ever worn the cape when doing an ace diamond experience gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    ace, i reckon you should cover 'earache my eye' by cheech & chong. we did it in one of my bands once, it goes down a treat.
    could you post a video of it, please?

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