2015 NFL season

[FORD]

How do you know Peyton Manning is a redneck?

Because the man is a multi-millionaire & could easily afford to drink whatever quality beer available and instead he talks about drinking Budweiser. Maybe that's why his head is so huge, from all the hangovers?

[Anonymous]

How do you know Peyton Manning is a redneck?

Because the man is a multi-millionaire & could easily afford to drink whatever quality beer available and instead he talks about drinking Budweiser.

Why do I read FROD's posts?

I'm such a fucking retard...

[TFM_Dale]

I'm such a fucking retard...

Can't argue with that.

[DONNIEP]

Well, Bud Light is the official beer of the NFL. And I think he is part owner in an AB distributorship. So yeah, it's this new thing called marketing. As if you didn't know that already

[TFM_Dale]

Moon never won a Super Bowl. But he was a great great QB. One of my all time favorites.

Doug Williams and Russell Wilson have won Super Bowls.

Air McNair was a great QB too.

Fucking Moon and the Run N Shoot, damn he was fun to watch. Without a doubt one of the greats.

[Kristy]

God damn it!

God fucking damn it. Now all of these F A T fucking white trash fans around here won't shut the fuck up for weeks.

[TFM_Dale]

God damn it!

God fucking damn it. Now all of these F A T fucking white trash fans around here won't shut the fuck up for weeks.

You kiss your coldplay poster with that mouth?

[FORD]

Well, Bud Light is the official beer of the NFL. And I think he is part owner in an AB distributorship. So yeah, it's this new thing called marketing. As if you didn't know that already

I thought he was the part owner of the Papa John's pizza chain (which is why he's in so many of their commercials)

Speaking of marketing, Budweiser makes entertaining commercials even if their beer sucks ass. They opted for Helen Mirren doing a drunk driving PSA this time rather than the usual "horses doing funny things" gimmick, but she was funny.

[Kristy]

Yeah, we used to have the NBA season here, I don't know if we still do, but it was relegated to a low ratings channel despite being live, while the other channels just showed movies, or something.

Much as Von likes to inflate his country's importance, nobody really cares. There's Hollywood & not much else.

There is Hell's Half Acre in Wyoming


Sure, it looks like a shit hole but it's a really a well-planned tourist trap. When that fucking state legalizes weed I'm gonna die there when there is more THC in my blood than blood. Because I so desperately need to.

[Kristy]

You kiss your coldplay poster with that mouth?

Who in the fuck are Moldghey?

[TFM_Dale]

Who in the fuck are Moldghey?

they used to be blowghey.

[Anonymous]

There is Hell's Half Acre in Wyoming

Sure, it looks like a shit hole but it's a really a well-planned tourist trap. When that fucking state legalizes weed I'm gonna die there when there is more THC in my blood than blood. Because I so desperately need to.

There you go with the death talk again.

Don't be selfish!

How will the sun shine for me in the morning if you're not making it glow with your brilliance?

Quit it!

[Kristy]

Fuck, I dunno - go to Wyoming.

[Anonymous]

Wyoming? That shit hole?

How about some place a bit more pleasant like Hawaii or even Alaska?

[Anonymous]

Well, Wyoming might not be so bad after all.

This, for example, seems like a nice place to stop by the side of the road for a piss.



Watch it all get washed away into some reservoir or dam, so unsuspecting people can drink it.

Hey look, I found Pete's Bro home turf.



Oooh, lookit the pretty colours!



yeah, alright. Wyoming ain't so bad, I guess.